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Swine Flu
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The Jonas Brothers vs. Swine FluThe Jonas Brothers haven’t canceled a concert over swine flu — they simply requested a night off to find a cure.
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Comeback of the Year: Swine FluThree schools in Queens have shut down after an outbreak.
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Swine Flu Goes StealthNow the near-pandemic has gotten so clever, people who have it don’t even get ‘sick.’ Diabolical!
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The Streets Do Swine FluMike Skinner has immortalized the H1N1 virus in an awesome new jam, “He’s Behind You, He’s Got Swine Flu.”
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Catholics Do Their Part to Fight the Swine FluAnd more of the latest terrifying swine-flu news.
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Oasis Doing Its Best to Avoid Swine FluOr, as the ‘Sun’ put it, “Some might spray.”
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Swine Flu’s Second Attempt at Obama FailsAn aide to the Energy secretary caught the virus, but didn’t pass it on to Obama.
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Wolverine to Beat Swine FluPaul Dergarabedian says it could earn $85 million to $100 million this weekend.
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WHO Upgrades Swine-Flu AlertWe are apparently in phase five out of six in preparation for a global pandemic.
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Swine Flu Threatens Luxury-Goods IndustryNo one is safe from the pigs. Not even the chic people.
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Will Swine Flu Finally Kill the Pork-Belly Trend?How are farmers and local restaurants being affected by “pork panic”?
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High-End Restaurants Forge Ahead; Street Vendors ProtestPlus: the search for new cuts of beef, and more, all in our morning news roundup.
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Swine Flu Now Also Kills Americans People in AmericaThe United States has lost its first victim to the new epidemic.
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Protect Yourself From Swine Flu With These Stylish Face Masks!Extra-cautious folks need not be unfashionable in these scary times.
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Swine Flu May Have Spread to Two More SchoolsSo, yes, it’s spreading. But still: Remain calm!
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Which Terrible Plague Will Befall Wolverine Next?The movie’s Mexico City premiere has been postponed due to swine flu, hilariously.
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CDC Discourages Kissing As Swine Flu SpreadsSwine flu spreads, but not in proportion to the panic over swine flu.
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Bloomberg Wants Everyone to Stay CalmWe will defeat this swine flu with our most human of faculties: reason.
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Swine Flu No Match for Obama’s Immune SystemThe disease’s sneak attack on our president fails miserably.
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Officials Declare Public Health Emergency Over Flu VirusMeanwhile, eight students at St. Francis Prep in Queens are recovering nicely.
