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  1. nooooooo
    Netflix Wrestles With Its Conscience, Cancels GLOW Due to the CoronavirusThe show was in the process of filming its fourth and final season.
  2. in other news
    The Darkest Timeline Continues As Cops Resumes ProductionThey’re back.
  3. last night on late night
    John Oliver Has No Sympathy for Trump’s ‘Utterly Inevitable’ COVID Diagnosis“So many of the decisions that Trump and those around him made this week look absolutely appalling in hindsight.”
  4. it was recently october 3
    Get in, Loser, We’re Guessing Who Tina Fey Fired From Mean GirlsThe cast reunion revealed that the original Aaron Samuels was replaced a day before filming.
  5. last night on late night
    Megan Thee Stallion’s Coronavirus Banger Doubles As a ‘WAP’ Bonus VerseFrom SNL to the clubs in 2022.
  6. last night on late night
    At Least Drew Barrymore and Her Absurdist Talk Show Are Enjoying 2020Barrymore called this SNL sketch “the greatest thing.”
  7. last night on late night
    Weekend Update Wishes President Trump a Very Lengthy Recovery“There’s a lot funny about this. Maybe not from a moral standpoint.”
  8. last night on late night
    Chris Rock’s SNL Monologue Proposes Some Rules for Becoming President“I think we need to renegotiate our relationship to the government. Joe Biden should be the last president ever.”
  9. auteur theory
    Clint Eastwood, Nonagenarian Energizer Bunny, Will Cry Macho for His Next FilmHe will write, direct, and produce as we sit on our couches in anticipation.
  10. the videos are not what they seem
    Please Decipher David Lynch’s Pep Talk for Easter Eggs and Callbacks“The thorns on the rose bush right now are big.”
  11. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert Unpacks the Schadenfreude of Trump’s Coronavirus Diagnosis“It’s upsetting, but not surprising, that the one who put our president in danger is Donald Trump.”
  12. role call
    Christina Cole Answers Every Question We Have About What a Girl WantsThe actress on working with Amanda Bynes, “daddy issues,” and poo toast.
  13. respect the classics
    Stevie Nicks Does the Math and Wishes Harry Styles Was Older“Well, that would be a good thing.”
  14. trailer mix
    Please Watch Netflix’s Social Distance Trailer in IsolationStarring Becky Ann Baker, Dylan Baker, and Oscar from accounting.
  15. trailer mix
    Minari Trailer: Steven Yeun, Hot FarmerHe pursues the American dream.
  16. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Will Now Block ‘Hateful and Racist’ Trolls From Social MediaAbusive comments will also be deleted.
  17. trailer mix
    Emma Roberts Has a Holly, Jolly, Horny Year in the Holidate TrailerRemember parties?
  18. rule britannia
    Curtsy to Margaret Thatcher, Diana, and Their Wigs in These New Crown PhotosThey look incredible.
  19. keeping up with the royals
    You Honestly Thought Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Would Do a Reality Show?They denied the rumors anyway.
  20. last night on late night
    John Oliver Confirms That Things Are ‘Basically’ Hopeless“We’re at the end of a generational battle, and the heartbreaking this is, we lost.”
  21. respect the classics
    The Doobie Brothers and Bill Murray Are Feuding Because 2020 Just Won’t QuitA case of golf apparel, song rights, and puns.
  22. boys boys boys
    BTS Will Release Their New Album ASAP(In November.)
  23. republican theory
    Dennis Quaid Swears His White House Coronavirus Ad Campaign Isn’t Political“It is being used by the cancel-culture media.”
  24. live from studio 8h
    Lorne Michaels Defends Outsourcing SNL’s Joe Biden Impression to Canada“I’m not turning my back on anyone,” he said about casting Jim Carrey.
  25. good golly miss dolly
    Rumors of Dolly Parton’s Tattoos Are Greatly Exaggerated, Y’allShe has “ribbons and bows and butterflies.” But a full sleeve?
  26. last night on late night
    Amber Ruffin’s First Late-Night Monologue Likes You Too“That’s the type of stuff you get to do when you get your own show.”
  27. [snaps in a circle]
    We Won’t Feel Pretty Until 2021 Because the Coronavirus Delayed West Side StoryDisney also pushed back several other movies, including Black Widow.
  28. trailer mix
    The Haunting of Bly Manor Trailer: Valley of the DollsTurn the lights on.
  29. trailer mix
    This Must Be the Place (to Watch the Trailer for David Byrne’s American Utopia)Time to buy a monochromatic suit.
  30. casting call
    Carey Mulligan Says Hello Felicia (Bernstein)She joins Bradley Cooper’s Leonard Bernstein.
  31. trailer mix
    Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci Are Doomed for Heartbreak in the Supernova TrailerThey’re a very handsome and sad couple.
  32. trailer mix
    Coronavirus Won’t Stop Roulades in This New Great British Baking Show TrailerAnd a new presenter joins the team.
  33. emmys 2020
    Samantha Bee Loses Emmy, Wins $28 Bottle of Champagne“What’s it worth? I’ll wait.”
  34. emmys 2020
    The Friends Girls Have Been Living Together Since 1994A stunning Emmys revelation.
  35. the festival circuit
    Nomadland Becomes Oscar Front-Runner With Top TIFF WinAwards season is still happening, we swear.
  36. that’s spicey
    Live From New York, It’s Another Emmy for Maya RudolphAnd she’s not retiring her Kamala impression.
  37. whoops
    Emmy Does Not Love MichaelJason Bateman was accidentally given the Outstanding Guest Actor for a Drama Series award meant for someone else.
  38. respect the classics
    Trent Reznor Is One Award Away From REGOT Status(Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, keep up.)
  39. splits
    Cardi B Says She Divorced Offset Because She ‘Got Tired’ of His Behavior“I just want to be a free bird, okay?”
  40. operation varsity blues
    Lori Loughlin’s Prison Sounds Like a Wellness RetreatThe punishment? Pilates and painting.
  41. ready set bake
    The Great British Baking Show Returns Next Week With 100 Percent Less TentA “biosphere” was created at a countryside hotel.
  42. roll clip!
    This! Is! Ken Jennings’s First Jeopardy! Category!Watch the man at work.
  43. respect the classics
    Stevie Nicks Is on the Edge of Saving CinemaHer concert film, 24 Karat Gold, will be released next month.
  44. last night on late night
    Rainn Wilson Reminds These Actors That The Office Hated Their Auditions[Stares into the camera.] It’s true.
  45. casting call
    Adaptation on the Floor: Sarah Snook Will Lead Jane Austen’s PersuasionOpposite Joel Fry.
  46. trailer mix
    The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer: Where Baby Yoda Leads, We Will FollowEven if it means a deadly race across the galaxy.
  47. this! is! a feature!
    Jeopardy!’s First Coronavirus Champion on Filming and Buzzing Amid a Pandemic“I had maybe ten seconds of an internal back and forth when I got the call.”
  48. wheel! of! safety precautions!
    Wheel of Fortune Spins Into the Coronavirus Era With Wheel CondomsOkay, it’s a plastic cap.
  49. this! is! an update!
    Jeopardy! Wants You to Stop Thinking That About Ken JenningsKeep the impure game show thoughts to yourself.
  50. got a secret
    A Pretty Little Liars Reboot Is Coming —AThat was fast.
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