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  1. the coronavirus
    Kelly Ripa Has Been Live From the Caribbean This Entire TimeSecret’s out!
  2. drama
    Ruby Rose Reportedly Quit Batwoman Because It Was Too Much WorkKind of inspiring.
  3. trailer mix
    Padma Lakshmi Wants You to Taste the Nation With Her New Show’s TrailerRemember when eating in restaurants was a thing? Sigh.
  4. the streaming wars
    Most Algorithmic Tom Hanks Dad Film Ever to Premiere on AppleTV+World War II? Check. A bunch of ships? Check.
  5. fashion du jour
    9 Upsetting Anna Wintour Stories in André Leon Talley’s Memoir“Simple human kindness. No, she is not capable.”
  6. trailer mix
    Space Force Trailer: Space Is Hard, That’s What Steve Carrell SaidWe’re going back to the moon. Well, trying to.
  7. respect the classics
    David Gilmour Kicked Roger Waters Out of Pink Floyd’s WebsiteAnd now they’re feuding.
  8. obits
    Marc Maron Remembers Lynn Shelton: ‘I Was Always Better With Her’“She was my partner. She was my girlfriend. She was my friend.”
  9. every rose has its thorn
    Bachelorette Star Hannah Brown Says N-Word on Instagram, Divides Bachelor NationShe apologized, but only after trying to deflect blame.
  10. last night on late night
    John Oliver Looked Everywhere and Found Your New Sports Obsession: Marble Racing“It’s a beautiful, competitive event, and the world needs those more than ever right now.”
  11. roll clip!
    Is Animal Crossing Always This Soul-Crushing to Play?An SNL cut-for-time sketch sure thinks so.
  12. she’ll be there for you
    Lisa Kudrow Says Friends Would Be ‘Completely Different’ If Aired Today“It should be looked at as a time capsule, not for what they did wrong.”
  13. potus
    Obama Is Sorry You’re Stuck at Home ‘Playing Board Games or Watching Tiger King’Watch his commencement speech for the class of 2020.
  14. obits
    Fred Willard, Comedy and Mockumentary Master, Dead at 86The prolific comic actor has been all over film and television for half a century.
  15. roll clip!
    SNL’s Dr. Birx Is One Scarf Comment Away From Descending Into Madness“I think it’s wonderful that at the end of the day scarves is the takeaway.”
  16. casting call
    Snowflakes Will Have a Field Day With Netflix’s New Drama Trigger WarningStarring Jessica Alba as someone facing a “moral dilemma.”
  17. last night on late night
    Alison Roman Didn’t Discuss You-Know-Who During Her Late Show AppearanceIt was all about the shallots.
  18. get the chardonnay
    Dead to Me’s Best Supporting Character Is WineA recap of all the times Jen and Judy pour themselves a glass of red, white, or (God forbid) orange in season two.
  19. archie universe
    Horny Riverdale Teens to Become Horny Riverdale Adults With Season 5 Time JumpA twist the Gargoyle King didn’t see coming.
  20. great adaptations
    AMC Is Sucking the Rights From Anne Rice’s Vampire NovelsEverything in The Vampire Chronicles and The Lives of the Mayfair Witches.
  21. respect the classics
    The Rock Hall of Fame Is Uploading a Treasure Trove of Induction VideosFrom Talking Heads’ final performance to Prince’s exuberant acceptance speech.
  22. auteur theory
    Ingénues Call Your Agents, Sofia Coppola Is Adapting an Edith Wharton NovelWe’re looking at you, Elle Fanning.
  23. spoilers dammit!
    The Many Endings of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s Interactive Special, ExplainedA choose-your-own adventure where Kimmy faces off against the Reverend one last time.
  24. trailer mix
    The Good Lord Bird Trailer: With Liberty and Justice for Ethan Hawke’s BeardHe’s abolitionist John Brown.
  25. this! is! jeopandering!
    Praise You, Trebek: Jeopardy! Is Returning With New Episodes on May 18They were taped pre-coronavirus.
  26. roll clip!
    Netflix Announces Elena Ferrante Adaptation Before We Can Even Read the BookThere’s already a teaser.
  27. quick bites
    Quibi Blames Failures on Coronavirus, Because Why Not?“It’s not up to what we wanted. It’s not close to what we wanted.”
  28. get the chardonnay
    7 Lingering Dead to Me Questions Season 3 Needs to AnswerThat car crash came at the worst possible moment.
  29. operation varsity blues
    Olivia Jade Praises ‘One of a Kind’ Lori Loughlin As Not All Moms Bribe Colleges“Thank you for being you.”
  30. last night on late night
    Let Your Next Quarantine Impulse Purchase Be John Oliver’s StampsSave the USPS.
  31. last night on late night
    SNL’s Jeanine Pirro Only Makes Her Cocktails With Top-Shelf Bleach“That’s cleansing. I can feel it in my chest.”
  32. operation varsity blues
    Lori Loughlin Tries and Fails to Dismiss Her College Admissions Scam ChargesShe thought we wouldn’t notice.
  33. obits
    Andre Harrell, Music Mogul and Hip-Hop Pioneer, Dead at 59He launched Diddy’s career.
  34. last night on late night
    Name a More Iconic Duo Than Bill Murray and Guy Fieri, We’ll WaitThey will critique your nachos.
  35. obits
    Little Richard, Chief Architect of Rock, Dead at 87His cause of death is unknown.
  36. dystopias
    Charlie Brooker Delays Writing New Black Mirror Episodes for Humanity’s Sake“I don’t know what stomach there would be for stories about societies falling apart.”
  37. vulture recommends
    Pour a Gimlet and Stream These 6 Shows About Glamorous Lady SleuthsWe would die for Miss Fisher.
  38. dirty pop
    Guess Who Wasn’t at Lance Bass’s *NSYNC-o de Mayo Birthday Bash?Was JT even invited?
  39. bada bing
    Tony Soprano Is Alive and Well in This New Sopranos Quarantine SceneWritten by the maestro himself, David Chase.
  40. roll clip!
    Mick Jagger Is Doing Just Fine With His Quarantine Sheep PalsAnd he’s wearing a jaunty hat.
  41. this! is! an interview!
    Reminiscing With Ken Jennings About His Intense First Jeopardy! Episode“People are going to be shocked when they see my face from 2004.”
  42. grrrrrrrr
    Yeah, Makes Sense That Nicolas Cage Snagged the Joe Exotic RoleWe can already hear his mustache growing out.
  43. jar jar rabbit
    Taika Waititi to Write and Direct a New Star Wars Film in a Galaxy Far, Far AwayWhat, Marvel’s not good enough for him?
  44. sexy vampires
    A New Twilight Book Is Coming to Feast on Your NostalgiaThis time, Edward tells the story.
  45. star wars
    May Something Be With You: The Rise of Skywalker Lands on Disney+The final chapter of what no one calls The Skywalker Saga is now available to stream.
  46. last night on late night
    John Oliver Rebukes America for Giving the Coronavirus a ‘Great Success Story’“In May, we are still playing catch-up in the middle of a pandemic.”
  47. keeping up with the royals
    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Reportedly Agree to Tell-All BiographyWhat royal rules?
  48. roll clip!
    Wait, How Many SNL Cast Members Fled to Los Angeles?The newest cut-for-time sketch got us thinking.
  49. roll clip!
    Cameron Diaz’s First Acting Role in Years Is Sucker Punching Our FacesOuch.
  50. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber and Kelley Flanagan Are Dating Because Relationships Mean NothingThey can’t wait to “let the adventure begin.”
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