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  1. $$$$
    Don’t Tell Bosley How Terribly Charlie’s Angels Is Doing at the Box OfficeIt didn’t even break double digits.
  2. last night on late night
    Professors, Add This SNL Drug-Dealer Sketch to Your Macroeconomics LecturesYou can’t flood the market, after all.
  3. last night on late night
    Harry Styles Needs to Get Laid (In This SNL Sketch) (Not in Real Life) (Sorry)“These pipes be clogged.”
  4. last night on late night
    Harry Styles Dreams of SNL’s Halcyon Cocaine Years“That’s why the show’s not good anymore.”
  5. mountain time zone
    Mormon Alert! The Real Housewives Franchise Is Heading to Salt Lake CityOur dream: Big Love with martinis.
  6. last night on late night
    David Harbour, Dadbod King, Toasts His ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ StatusQuarter-page sexy is just as good as centerfold sexy.
  7. the industry
    Two Writers Quit Patricia Heaton’s CBS Show After Misconduct ComplaintsHeaton’s husband, an executive producer, allegedly engaged in inappropriately touching.
  8. photo study
    How The Crown’s New Actors Compare to Their Real-Life Royal CounterpartsGod save the queen’s middle-aged years.
  9. recognition
    Forget the Rock Hall, Trent Reznor Just Got Himself a CMA AwardYeehaw!
  10. oceania
    Stephen Colbert Is Taking His Show to New Zealand and Back AgainAn unexpected journey.
  11. interview
    Steph Blackwell Broke Out of Her ‘Introverted’ Shell for the British Baking Show“I’d always think to myself, ‘As long as I turn something in, I’ll be happy.’”
  12. choo choo
    Do Ya Think Rod Stewart’s Massive Model-Train Set Is Sexy?He’s been working on it for two decades!
  13. my single is dropping
    Taylor Swift Remixed ‘Lover’ With Shawn Mendes So, Please, Let’s Overanalyze ItSmooches.
  14. this! is! jeopardy!
    James Holzhauer Won Tonight on Jeopardy!, ObviouslyHe continues to suffer from senioritis, though.
  15. roll clip!
    Just 15 Seconds of Jason Derulo Exuding Big Sexy Cat Energy“We’re not just regular cats, we’re cat people.”
  16. the festival circuit
    You Brought This on Yourself: Drake Announces 10-Year Residency at Flog GnawLet this be a lesson to us all. If you boo someone, he will come back and haunt your favorite music festival for a decade.
  17. vulture festival 2019
    How The Good Place Inspired Manny Jacinto to Propose to His GirlfriendThis story will make your day.
  18. the cinema
    Clint Eastwood Isn’t Going to Stop Working for Some Puny WildfireSmoke? Flames? In this deadline-driven economy?
  19. tossed salad and scrambled eggs
    Kelsey Grammer Is Listening, Says ‘We’ve Hatched a Plan’ for Frasier RebootAnd it’s coming in 2020.
  20. industry hubbub
    Woody Allen Settles His $68 Million Lawsuit Against AmazonGive us the settlement disclosure!
  21. 007
    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Teases How Good Her James Bond Script IsGive us the “little spices.”
  22. last night on late night
    Princess Margaret’s Spirit Gave Helena Bonham Carter Very Specific NotesAs one does for The Crown.
  23. reality tv
    Great British Baking Show’s David Atherton on Overcoming the Paul Hollywood Bias“Paul has simple tastes.”
  24. this! is! jeopardy!
    James Holzhauer Gets Senioritis, Only Wins $30,000 in His Jeopardy! ReturnImportant update from the Tournament of Champions.
  25. trailer mix
    M. Night Shyamalan’s Servant Trailer Makes the Case for Solo LivingComing soon to Apple, if you can handle the scares.
  26. on comedy
    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Cut Abortion Jokes From Her SNL MonologueShe wanted to include “much harder jokes about America.”
  27. the sports section
    And a Cat Runs Into the End Zone!If you don’t listen to this incredible football play-by-play, you hate fun.
  28. the potterverse
    Fantastic Beasts Takes ‘Come to Brazil’ Twitter Literally, Sets Next Film in RioThe whole cast is returning.
  29. hamilton burger is shaking
    Great Synergy: Matthew Rhys’s Perry Mason Wears Same Hat As Perry the PlatypusFedora for your thoughts?
  30. trailer mix
    The New Pope Trailer Leads Us Into TemptationAnd delivers us from evil, with John Malkovich.
  31. last night on late night
    In As Little As Six Weeks, SNL Can (Finally) Teach You How to Talk to ChildrenBecause you can only use the “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme for so long.
  32. last night on late night
    Do Your Part, Coward, and Enjoy the Queer Energy of This SNL Wartime TrioKate, Kristen, and Aidy are your slug-thumper dreamboats.
  33. after the final rose
    Demi and Kristian, Bachelor Nation’s First Same-Sex Couple, End Their Engagement“We ultimately want what is best for us in the long run and for us right now, that means being apart.”
  34. rock hall 2020
    Dave Matthews, Unfiltered About the Rock Hall: ‘I Feel Like I Don’t Belong’That’s one way to celebrate your nomination.
  35. the jukebox
    Frank Ocean Takes Us ‘In My Room’ With New Song and It Ain’t No West Elm CatalogListen now.
  36. last night on late night
    The True Friends Fans Will Know What Went Wrong With Jennifer Aniston’s QuizFeaturing a very excitable Reese Witherspoon.
  37. broadway
    Annie-B Parson on Choreographing David Byrne’s American Utopia, Arm Chops & More“I’ve worked with him for so long that I can literally get in his body.”
  38. trailer mix
    The Forky Asks a Question Trailer Is Definitely Not TrashA very cute offering coming to Disney+.
  39. required sequels
    The Princess Switch Is Getting a Sequel, and One More Vanessa HudgensThere are now three lookalikes.
  40. uh oh
    HBO’s Naomi Watts Game of Thrones Prequel Is DeadThere were reportedly many “issues” when filming the pilot.
  41. fancy awards
    Trent Reznor Admits His ‘Snarky B*llshit’ About the Rock Hall Was WrongWelcome to the dark side!
  42. last night on late night
    Kanye West’s Airpool Karaoke Gospel: The Lord Is My Shepherd, and Good for Taxes“As humbly as I can put it, He’s using me to show off.”
  43. trailer mix
    The Mandalorian New Trailer: Now With Even More Werner Herzog!Giving the Disney+ audience what they want.
  44. the jukebox
    John Legend and Kelly Clarkson Rewrote ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ to Be Less RapeyIt’ll be released later this year.
  45. trailer mix
    BBC’s Dracula Trailer: He Can Suck Our Blood AnytimeClaes Bang, indeed.
  46. last night on late night
    You Know What’s Happening in This SNL E-Sports Sketch? Get Out of the House MoreChance the Rapper’s words, not ours.
  47. icons
    Skilled Multitasker Jane Fonda Accepts Her BAFTA Award Mid-Arrest“I’m sorry that I’m not there, but as you may have heard I’ve been getting arrested.”
  48. last night on late night
    Protect Your Ass at All Costs After Watching Chance the Rapper’s SNL Death DittyWe have a new Halloween icon.
  49. last night on late night
    Do SNL’s Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump Look Like People Who Lose?Trick question.
  50. health and wellness
    Ready, Set, Remove! Great British Baking Show Cuts ‘Thoughtless’ Diabetes JokePaul Hollywood said the offending remark.
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