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  1. roll clip!
    Cringe Through the First Rose Rejection in Bachelor in Paradise History“Is there anyone else who would like Luke’s rose tonight? Anyone?”
  2. backstories
    How Sharp Objects’ Makeup Team Mastered the Art of Being Poisoned to Death“Are her nails starting to turn blue or yellow? Should her feet be dirty?”
  3. crime
    Tekashi 6ix9ine Confesses to Years of Domestic AbuseAs revealed in a cooperation agreement with the government.
  4. weinstein case
    Harvey Weinstein and His Lawyer Tried to Smear Rose McGowan in the PressRevealed by a damning excerpt from the new book She Said.
  5. friendship
    Eva Longoria’s Letter of Support for Felicity Huffman Slams Housewives ActressesIn a separate letter, Housewives creator Marc Cherry said Huffman frequently showed compassion for a “problematic” co-star.
  6. trailer mix
    The Good Place Season 4 Trailer: She’s the Architect Now!Everything is fine.
  7. keeping up with the royals
    The Crown’s Biggest Diva Was Olivia Colman’s EyesYou ready for a continuity error?
  8. award season
    Joker Laughs Its Way to Winning the Venice Film FestivalHaaHHHHAAaahhAAAaa.
  9. casting call
    Gillian Anderson Will Fill Your Iron Deficiency As The Crown’s Margaret ThatcherThat saucy minx.
  10. last night on late night
    Which Kardashian Had to Clean Up Ryan Seacrest’s Literal Shit?“I had a lot to eat that day.”
  11. debra & donald
    Donald Trump Still Pretty Bummed That Debra Messing Hates HimThey’re feuding on Twitter, obviously.
  12. chat room
    Hilary Duff on Her Bumpy Younger Season and Returning to Lizzie McGuire“I hate that a young woman put in a position of power ended up taking the fall for some pretty big stuff.”
  13. adaptations
    Blessed Be the Sequel! Hulu Buys Rights to New Handmaid’s Tale BookThe format has yet to be decided.
  14. trailer mix
    Between Two Ferns Movie Trailer: Zach Galifianakis Is Our New Walter CronkiteThe ferns, leafier. The questions, juicier.
  15. moo points
    What the Hell, People, Stop Peeing Outside the Friends ApartmentCould you be any more rude?
  16. crime
    Fetty Wap Arrested for Alleged Hotel Employee AssaultThe incident occurred in Las Vegas.
  17. priorities
    Harry Potter Books Banned at Nashville School to Avoid ‘Conjuring Evil Spirits’Because teens have enough to worry about.
  18. bffs
    Find Somebody Who Loves You Like Martin Scorsese Loves Adam Driver“One of the best, if not the best, actors of his generation.”
  19. game of gaffes
    Game of Thrones Showrunners Are Still Laughing at Their Coffee-Cup Gaffe“It’s kind of funny to us now.”
  20. college admissions scandal
    John Stamos Has Mercy for Lori Loughlin“I talked to her the morning everything hit. I just can’t process it still.”
  21. bye
    Jussie Smollett’s Empire Character Is Being Banished to a Whole Other ContinentHere’s how he’ll be written out of the show.
  22. #metoo
    Leah Remini Ends Scientology Series by Interviewing Danny Masterson’s Accusers“My job as his girlfriend was to give myself to him whenever he wanted,” one woman said. “I was to lay there and take it.”
  23. roll clip!
    This Was the Greatest Date in Bachelor HistoryYou’re not supposed to eat the date food!
  24. legends supporting legends
    Viola Davis and Her Biceps Will Portray Michelle Obama in New Showtime SeriesAbsolutely.
  25. bachelor nation
    Roses for Life! The Bachelorette’s Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo Are MarriedTwo years after her season ended.
  26. returns
    Billy Bush’s Return to TV Will Show His Fun ‘Working Journalist’ Life“I will absolutely be better at my job than I ever was.”
  27. timelines
    Recapping the Mystery of Ruth Wilson’s The Affair DepartureHer character was unexpectedly killed off and she (and her co-stars) can’t discuss what happened. Why?
  28. feuds
    Taylor Swift Blames Label’s Greed for Selling Her Masters to Scooter BraunShe said “endless conversations” about Braun were conveniently ignored.
  29. the late night wars
    Chrissy Teigen Turned Down Her Own NBC Late-Night ShowAt the very hot 1:30 a.m. hour.
  30. womp womp
    Kit Harington Was ‘Pissed Off’ That He Didn’t Kill the Night King“It had been set up for a long time.”
  31. right click
    Barack Obama Drops Hottest Playlist of the SummerLizzo and Steely Dan alert!
  32. modern romance
    Don’t Even Think About Asking Taylor Swift About Joe AlwynNot even about Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk? Meh.
  33. the swiftverse
    Taylor Swift Stayed Politically Silent to Not Have Her Own Dixie Chicks Fallout“I watched country music snuff that candle out. The most amazing group we had, just because they talked about politics.”
  34. splitsville
    Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Divorcing After 6 Months of MarriageCyrus is already rebounding with a woman in Italy.
  35. chat room
    Barry’s Sarah Goldberg Makes the Case for Why Sally Is a Seriously Good Actress“How do you do bad acting that slowly gets better?”
  36. chat room
    GLOW’s Gayle Rankin Loved Unleashing Her Inner Liza Minnelli“It just had to be the red dress.”
  37. trailer mix
    Terrence Malick Avoids War in A Hidden Life TrailerThe drama follows an Austrian farmer who refuses to fight for the Nazis.
  38. secret agent man
    The Crown Season 3 Will Be Infiltrated by Soviet Art SpiesThis plotline is gonna be good.
  39. the verdict is in
    Hugh Grant Correctly Says Paddington 2 Was His Greatest FilmHe had six disguises for crying out loud!
  40. splitsville
    Liam Hemsworth Confirms Split With Miley Cyrus, Warns Us All Against Fake Quotes“I have not made, nor will I be making, any comments to any journalists or media outlets.”
  41. bachelor nation
    Chris Harrison Discusses the Likelihood of a Queer or Older Bachelor Lead“I’m not going to say we’re changing the world.”
  42. art du jour
    The Newest GLOW Stars Are … These Gorgeous ’80s Headboards!The show’s production designer loves them as much as we do.
  43. we’ll never be royals
    Olivia Colman Offers Her Iciest Stare As The Crown Announces Return DateGod will save the queen…in November.
  44. after the final rose
    We Have Our Trio of Dapper Bachelor Front-RunnersABC confirmed who’s in the running. Swoon!
  45. ink
    Come Together, Right Now, and Look at Drake’s F-You Tattoo to the BeatlesHe recently broke the band’s chart records.
  46. oopsies
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s New ‘You Were in a Movie With Me?’ Victim: Samuel L. JacksonWhoops.
  47. controversies
    The Hunt, That Movie About Humans Hunting Other Humans, Won’t Be Released“We understand that now is not the right time to release this film.”
  48. departures
    Afton Williamson’s Rookie Character Won’t Be Killed OffThe actress quit the show earlier this month, alleging on-set sexual harassment and racism.
  49. almost paradise
    What the Hell Is Going On With Caelynn and Blake’s Bachelor in Paradise Blowup?A guide to understanding their country music festival booty call.
  50. what could’ve been
    Lemon, a 30 Rock Spinoff Was So Close to HappeningAlec Baldwin backed out of the show, which revolved around Jack Donaghy becoming NYC’s mayor.
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