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  1. paulina-o
    Paulina Porizkova Drives Home With Her Ric Ocasek Settlement“I don’t think my husband had the brain capacity at the time to figure out what he was really doing.”
  2. annexed bachelor nation
    Disgraced Former Bachelor Host Engaged to Current Bachelor ReporterCorporate synergy!
  3. last night on late night
    Who Said Jason Sudeikis Isn’t the Punishing Type?SNL essentially gave us a Brazzers prologue.
  4. gimme! gimme! gimme!
    Now This Is What We Wanted From ABBATheir new song “Just a Notion” is Voulez-Vous era.
  5. lads
    Franz Ferdinand Drummer Says Take Me Out … of the Band“It was a bit of a shocker for us when we found out.”
  6. art du jour
    David Byrne’s New Book Is (Nothing But) DingbatsIllustrated dingbats, that is.
  7. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Has Its WikiLeaks MomentA contestant got swiftly eliminated after his “playbook” was exposed.
  8. respect the classics
    Paul McCartney and Taylor Swift Roll Forward As Rock Hall of Fame PresentersFor Foo Fighters and Carole King, respectively.
  9. drama in the air tonight
    Remember the Phil Collins Alamo Artifacts BattleYears after his massive donation, plans for the Texas museum are imploding.
  10. on comedy
    Netflix Fires Alleged Leaker As Dave Chappelle News Cycle Continues“The only person who gets fired is the Black person who was quiet the entire time,” the employee responded.
  11. exit interview
    This! Is! Matt Amodio’s Response to Your Loss Conspiracy Theories!“I wasn’t being fed the answers when I was winning, and I didn’t throw the game when I lost.”
  12. respect the classics
    Um, Should We Be Worried About Genesis?But mostly Phil Collins.
  13. disrespect the classics
    Paul McCartney Reviews the Rolling Stones: ‘Blues Cover Band’“I’m not sure I should say it, but.”
  14. trailer mix
    COVID Doesn’t Exist in Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Season 11 TrailerBut Richard Lewis does!
  15. trailer mix
    Jojo Was a Man Who Thought He Watched The Beatles: Get Back Trailer“It’s going to be such a comical thing like in 50 years’ time. They broke up because Yoko sat on an amp.”
  16. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton Laid Down Donations to an Anti-Vaxx BandThe guitarist donated thousands of dollars and a van.
  17. this! is! the end of an era!
    The Amodio Rodeo Ends at Jeopardy!Matt Amodio was finally defeated after 38 wins.
  18. this! is! a fun quiz!
    Can You Answer the Jeopardy! Clues Matt Amodio Couldn’t?Go on, prove how smart you are.
  19. uss enterprise
    Boston Legal Legend Will Go to SpaceWilliam Shatner, at 90, will be the oldest person to blast off Earth.
  20. ka … chow?
    SNL Crashes and Burns Lightning McQueen’s Legacy“This is a complete betrayal of a beloved character and I don’t want any part of it.”
  21. the amodio rodeo
    Matt Amodio, Adorable Nerd, Now Has Jeopardy!’s Second-Longest Winning StreakHe’s at a remarkable 33 victories.
  22. last night on late night
    James Gandolfini Wanted to Play a ‘Blue-Collar’ Gabagool Boss on The Office“He was shy and intrigued,” B.J. Novak confirms.
  23. respect the classics
    This Previously Unheard Rolling Stones Song Should’ve Made the Tattoo You CutCome listen to “Troubles A’ Comin.”
  24. this! is! something!
    Mayim Bialik Doesn’t Accept Your Jeopardy! Criticism: ‘Let Me Read the Clues’She’s also surprised people are “so passionate about who hosts” the show.
  25. respect the classics
    Bruce Springsteen and John Mellencamp Air Late-Life Crises With ‘Wasted Days’A new collaboration from the heartland hunks.
  26. superlatives
    The Greatest and Trippiest of the Doors, According to Robby Krieger“Jim always told me that when you write a song, you want each person that hears it to get something different out of it.”
  27. respect the classics
    Swing and Cry Along to the Rolling Stones’ Charlie Watts Tour TributeAnd the crowd goes wild.
  28. respect the classics
    Bob Dylan Making Tour Plans Until 2024 Is More Shocking Than His Going ElectricThe man is 80!
  29. trailer mix
    Alana Haim Is Paul Thomas Anderson’s ’70s Ingénue in the Licorice Pizza TrailerBradley Cooper is also there, smashing cars.
  30. last night on late night
    John Oliver Won’t Rest Until Jeopardy! Gets Its Shit Together“By the way, great job so far, guys.”
  31. this! is! exciting!
    What’s … Matt Amodio Breaking $1 Million?He’s only the third Jeopardy! contestant to accomplish this.
  32. romantic simulations
    Elon Musk and Grimes Took the Red Pill and Broke Up“We are semi-separated but still love each other.”
  33. respect the classics
    Johnny Marr Goes Full Mob Boss, Says He ‘Dealt With’ Rick Astley’s Smiths Covers“I didn’t ask for that.”
  34. feminism
    Samantha Bee Will Go Full Frontal for Another SeasonLate-night television remains not a total sausagefest.
  35. casting call
    The Crown Casts Diana’s Cute New BlokeThe reign of Dodi Al-Fayed begins.
  36. obits
    Willie Garson, Sex and the City and White Collar Star, Dead at 57Sarah Jessica Parker mourned “the magnitude of the loss of a 30-plus-year friendship” on Instagram.
  37. respect the classics
    Geddy Lee Will Release a Memoir in 2112 … No, Sorry, 2022Walk, don’t Rush, to bookstores.
  38. manchester’s finest
    Liam Gallagher Fell Out of a Helicopter, Bruv“Who said RnR is dead Keith Moon eat your drum skin out.”
  39. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton Must Be Miserable Tonight, Because He Broke His COVID Tour MandateHe previously vowed to never perform at a venue that “discriminated” against unvaccinated people.
  40. emmys 2021
    Here’s Footage of Jennifer Coolidge Accepting Her White Lotus Emmy Next YearHiiiiiiii.
  41. emmys 2021
    The Emmys’ Opening Number Gave Us Drunk Karaoke at 2 a.m. EnergyYes, Rita Wilson.
  42. bachelor nation
    100k Fewer Followers Later, Bachelor in Paradise’s Brendan Tries to Apologize“I’m not the smartest person in the world, for sure.”
  43. trailer mix
    Penn Badgley Is the Nice, Normal Murderer Next Door in You’s Season 3 TrailerNo amount of couples therapy can help.
  44. this! is! an announcement!
    LeVar Burton Suspends His Jeopardy! Host Campaign“Be careful of what you wish for, because what I found out is that it wasn’t the thing that I wanted after all.”
  45. this! is! a psa!
    The Prodigal Son Returns As Jeopardy! HostKen Jennings will be temporarily hosting until the end of the year.
  46. sure
    The Bodyguard Is Getting Remade Because Nothing Is SacredIt’ll be a “reimagining” of the Whitney Houston film.
  47. we swear this isn’t a rickroll
    Rick Astley Covering the Smiths Is Lowbrow BrilliantHe really was “This Charming Man.”
  48. awards season
    Jean Smart Reigns Over This Year’s TCA Award WinnersWith Hacks and a career-achievement honor.
  49. trailer mix
    Officer Krupke, We Just Want to Watch Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story TrailerThese are some hot young lovers.
  50. what is…a mess?
    How Cute of Mike Richards to Subtly Address His Jeopardy! CriticsHe made a “pledge” to fans of the show on Tuesday’s episode.
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