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  1. superlatives
    Steve Lukather on the Most Essential and Vindicating Music of His Career“Where’s my fucking yacht? I played on every one of those records.”
  2. fall preview 2024
    56 TV Shows We Can’t Wait to Watch This FallWe don’t need dragons to have a good time.
  3. respect the classics
    Phil Collins Is Alive and ThrivingThe legend is in “top form” and revamping his studio since we’ve last heard from him over two years ago.
  4. chat room
    Laurie Hernandez Would Give Everyone a Bronze MedalThe Gen-Z analyst on her Olympics gig, coining ghost deductions, and how the Jordan Chiles controversy “doesn’t make sense.”
  5. chat room
    Phoenix’s Olympics Plan Was Thwarted by BeesA hive snafu led to the band’s Closing Ceremony set. “The only thing they told us was, ‘The athletes are going to be wild and possibly drunk.”
  6. remember that time
    Mutiny on the VaultNearly 20 years ago, Stick It raged against the judges of women’s gymnastics. Its writer and director remembers how Disney almost sabotaged her film.
  7. respect the classics
    The Journey Boys Are Fighting AgainThis time, Jonathan Cain is suing Neal Schon for … maxing out the band’s credit card?
  8. respect the classics
    What If Pink Floyd Was Comfortably AI?The band’s drummer suggested Roger Waters and David Gilmour could “become friends again” and create “new music” with its help.
  9. banana!
    Are You a Minion Creationist or Evolutionist?There are two competing schools of thought when it comes to the little yellow henchmen’s origins.
  10. role call
    Patrick Warburton Answers Every Question We Have About Bee Movie“That bee is taking the time of his gal. He’s not happy about it.”
  11. chat room
    John Stamos Is on Mike Love’s Side“I know that he was vilified over the years. Some of it was justified, but a lot of it wasn’t.”
  12. respect the classics
    We’ve Been Overdue for a Steely Dan SmackdownDonald Fagen found out about that cover band at the Republican National Convention.
  13. respect the classics
    Hank Azaria’s Springsteen Cover Band Is Actually Avant-Garde TheatreThe actor is turning down roles to pursue the band, where he’s “staying in character as Bruce even though I’m telling stories about myself.”
  14. respect the classics
    Mick Fleetwood Had a Rough YearSo he would love it if Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham worked out their shit and did some “healing.”
  15. superlatives
    Huey Lewis on the News’s Most Humorous and Strategic Music“We were always told that we weren’t edgy enough. I’m just not an edgy guy, I guess.”
  16. leonard likes this post
    Bruce Hornsby Gives Greendale’s School Song an AOn Community repurposing “The Way It Is” for the Human Beings: “This stands alone. There’s nothing that sounds like it.”
  17. paternity: judy blue eyes
    62nd Annual GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals
    PSA: David Crosby Could Be Your FatherWere you born with the help of a sperm donor? Do you suffer from fits of anger and have a great ‘stash? Well …
  18. respect the classics
    Play Heart and Neil Young Extra Loud TodayThey have separately canceled their tours because of illnesses with Ann Wilson sharing her cancer diagnosis.
  19. respect the classics
    John Mayer Is a Friend of the EwoksAnd that “argument” is why he loves the Grateful Dead bears.
  20. respect the classics
    Peter Gabriel Becomes First Genesis Member to Attend the Eras TourAnd he didn’t have to sell England by the pound to get into the VIP tent.
  21. exit interview
    ‘The Team Wanted It to Be the Next Mamma Mia!’Corey Cott on why theatergoers and Tonys voters snubbed The Heart of Rock and Roll.
  22. respect the classics
    Queen Is the Music-Catalogue Sale ChampionSony has purchased their music rights for a staggering $1.2 billion.
  23. vulture sports
    Da Mets Love GrimaceThe team is on a hot streak after the purple legend threw out a first pitch last week. Coincidence or divine intervention?
  24. not something blue
    Penelope’s Bridgerton Wedding Dress Is Pink With Purpose“We started it off with a pale blue because she was marrying a Bridgerton, but it didn’t look quite right.”
  25. chat room
    Bridgerton’s Ruth Gemmell Won’t Get Her ‘Ass Out for Anyone’Violet may have a new love interest this season, but the actress would rather respect the books than do sex scenes.
  26. respect the classics
    Everybody Hurts, Even Bill BerryThe R.E.M. drummer admits he “sort of regretted” leaving the band when he did.
  27. chat room
    Hannah New Needed to Disrupt Bridgerton’s Widow Status Quo“She’s just her own independent woman — emotionally, financially, and sexually.”
  28. role call
    Jeff Tweedy Answers Our Questions About Parks and Recreation’s Unity Concert“I wasn’t confident at all, but I assumed the show knew what it was doing.”
  29. the festival circuit
    2024 Governors Ball Music Festival - Day 2
    The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of Governors Ball 2024Light your Lady Chappell torches and throw on Teezo’s discarded nail wig.
  30. respect the classics
    Jon Bon Jovi Gives Garden State Parkway Rest Stops a Decent Name“It’s a big deal. It’s a career highlight. I’m not joking.”
  31. respect the classics
    Steve Miller Digs Eminem’s Groovy VoodooThe rapper sampled “Abracadabra” for his comeback single, and Miller says he’s “on my short list of people who respect the art.”
  32. song roulette
    The Police Could Turn Anything Into a Hit“We were so popular it almost didn’t matter what we put out.”
  33. finale thoughts
    Sara Bareilles Is Making Peace With Girls5eva’s Future“My hope is that we get to stretch a little bit and, if nothing else, make a few more episodes.”
  34. finale thoughts
    William Stanford Davis Is the King of Abbott Elementary“If the kids come and ask him questions, he’s going to give them a better answer than the teachers.”
  35. behind the seams
    ‘Her Glow-Up Is Her War Regalia’How battling for a potential husband changed Penelope Featherington’s colors, corsets, and confidence in Bridgerton season three.
  36. chat room
    Bridgerton’s Jessica Madsen Beats the Villain Edit“This season we’ve caught her during a time when she’s letting go of her toughness, that exterior is melting away, and she’s opening up.”
  37. chat room
    Kate Hudson Is Only an Activist for LoveThe actress hopes her debut album is received with the same amount of amore she put into it. “But it’s going to be what it’s going to be.”
  38. chat room
    Hannah Dodd’s Bridgerton Love Story Is Erotically Quiet“It’s their version of flirting, which is adorable.”
  39. respect the classics
    2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Show
    Cher Gives the Rock Hall Her Uno Reverse CardDespite the diva’s insistence that she would never accept the honor, she’ll now attend the induction and “have some words to say” about it.
  40. role call
    Michael McDonald Answers Every Question We Have About His 30 Rock Kidney Anthem“Everybody knew our function was our pathetic comic value, not our musical talent.”
  41. superlatives
    Lenny Kravitz on the Most Rejuvenating and Indulgent Music of His Career“I’m not following what people think you should follow, and I’m not even following what I think I should follow.”
  42. last night on late night
    I Got My Ticket to Stereophonic’s ‘Masquerade’The Broadway cast, fresh from their record-breaking Tony nominations, performed their standout stomper on The Tonight Show.
  43. chat room
    Nick Valensi Is Ready to Join the All-Starr BandThe Strokes guitarist on his unlikely collaboration with Ringo Starr: “Holy shit.”
  44. ballot breakdown
    ‘I Didn’t Love-Love Any of the Musicals’: Tony Voters Dissect This Year’s BallotWith a few “disappointing” snubs and “glaring omissions,” our voters reflect on an uneven season.
  45. respect the classics
    Richie Sambora Apologizes to EveryoneIn a new Bon Jovi documentary, the guitarist regrets how — but not why — he abruptly left the band.
  46. campaign season
    Foreigner’s Hot-Blooded Rock Hall Campaign Paid OffMark Ronson led a weirdly blatant campaign, which included Paul McCartney, for the band to be inducted.
  47. respect the classics
    Cher and Dave Matthews Band Among 2024 Rock Hall of Fame InducteesAnd they’re part of one of the largest induction classes ever.
  48. role call
    Nicole Richie Answers Every Question We Have About Great News“I don’t necessarily know what they saw in that audition.”
  49. respect the classics
    Shut Up at John Mellencamp’s ConcertsBecause if you “scream and yell and get drunk,” he’ll probably leave again.
  50. live from studio 8h
    Heidi Gardner Couldn’t Prepare for What She SawA sketch about Beavis and Butt-Head made the SNL star break after years of resistance. She’s “still trying to figure out what exactly happened.”
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