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  1. this! is! amusing!
    Jeopardy! Fans Will Take ‘Let’s Heckle the New Host’ for $1,000Now known as Bad Guy From Every High-School Movie Ever Made.
  2. respect the classics
    Sympathy for Charlie Watts, Who Won’t Perform With the Rolling Stones This YearThe drummer underwent an unexpected medical procedure.
  3. casting call
    Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Will Star in Yellowstone Spinoff, a.k.a. Gen X RawhideAlways on top of the country-power-couple rankings.
  4. bachelor nation
    Katie and Greg’s Bachelorette Fight Has Reached the IG Story Screenshot PhaseShe has a lot to say about … the other G-word.
  5. trailer mix
    Camila Cabello’s Prince Charming Isn’t Shawn Mendes in the Cinderella TrailerShe just wants to design dresses and maybe find a man.
  6. the goat
    Simone Biles Double Pikes Her Way to BronzeBalance beam! Balance beam!
  7. casting call
    Aubrey Plaza Won’t Marry You, But She’ll Plan Your Wedding, With New Hulu SeriesAdapted from the novel Olga Dies Dreaming.
  8. last night on late night
    John Oliver Couldn’t Help But Wonder, Is the Sex and the City Reboot Pure Trash?“What are you thinking? It’s never gonna work without Kim Cattrall.”
  9. vulture sports
    The GOAT Withdraws From the Individual All-Around CompetitionBiles has now withdrawn from the vault, uneven bars, and floor events.
  10. timey wimey
    Jodie Whittaker Regenerates Away From Doctor WhoDrinking a few (sonic) screwdrivers to commiserate.
  11. trailer mix
    Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Furry Booty Is Going to Miami in the Vivo TrailerThat’s one talented kinkajou.
  12. obits
    Dusty Hill, ZZ Top’s Heady Bassist, Dead at 72Also the band’s co-vocalist, he died in his sleep.
  13. role call
    Lesley Ann Warren Answers Every Question We Have About Clue“When it opened, we were all ravaged by disappointment. But ultimately, we got our revenge.”
  14. rich people things
    Cash Rules Everything Around Martin Shkreli’s Wu-Tang Clan Album Sale(C.R.E.A.M.S.W.T.C.A.S.)
  15. trailer mix
    Only Murders Trailer: Steve Martin, Martin Short and Their Third Amiga Are On ItIt’s a crime co-op board.
  16. respect the classics
    Man, the New York City Homecoming Concert Is a Hot OneSantana, the guy from Matchbox 20 … and other musicians … will be there.
  17. vulture sports
    Julian Casablancas Threw Out the Mets’ First Pitch Last NiteGood form, better fit.
  18. respect the classics
    Paul McCartney Gives Us the One Good Deep Fake With His ‘Find My Way’ VideoDrop the de-aging technology.
  19. respect the classics
    Steely Dan’s Fall Tour Is a Thrill You Can BuyAnd two new live albums.
  20. romance
    Issa Rae Secures HusbandWe love a surprise French wedding.
  21. fashion du jour
    How I Think You Should Leave Created the Shirt of the SummerGoing all-in on the fine fashions of Dan Flashes with the show’s costume designer.
  22. respect the classics
    Add This to the Bob Dylan Hilarious Story CanonDid you know George Harrison was in a … famous band?
  23. keeping up with the ex-royals
    God Save the Queen After She Finds Out About Prince Harry’s Tell-All Memoir“I’m writing this not as the prince but as the man I have become.”
  24. people person’s paper people
    Stanley’s Threat Level Midnight Is Giving Zero F*cks in This New Office ClipYou can’t blame him, it’s after 5 p.m.
  25. obits
    Frankie Lons, Keyshia Cole’s Mom and BET Reality Star, Dead at 61She had been battling addiction for decades.
  26. no fun!
    Sex Pistols Are Bringing Anarchy to the CourtroomJohn Lydon is being sued by two other members … over music licensing for a Sex Pistols series.
  27. trailer mix
    Oh, What a Beautiful ‘Thuggy Ass’ Morning in the Reservation Dogs TrailerAn Indigenous comedy from the mind of Taika Waititi.
  28. my single is dropping
    Jennifer Hudson’s ‘Natural Woman’ Cover Will Make You Impulse-Buy Fur CoatsFrom her upcoming Aretha Franklin biopic.
  29. trailer mix
    Kit Harington Choo-Choos His Way to Romance in the Modern Love Season 2 TrailerGive us the locomotive meet-cute.
  30. respect the classics
    Ascend to Heaven With Tom Petty’s ‘Angel Dream No. 2’ Music VideoIt’ll never be too late to watch.
  31. model behavior
    Bully for Gigi Hadid, Who Replaced Chrissy Teigen in Never Have I EverShe narrates a teenage boy’s mind for one episode.
  32. not my captain
    Man Overboard: John Mayer Equates New Yacht-Rock Album to ‘Shitposting’We’re Toto-ly not all right with this.
  33. switcheroos
    Jerry O’Connell Replaces Ozzy Osbourne’s Mean Wife on The TalkThe inaugural male host!
  34. last night on late night
    Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers Aren’t Amused by the Phallic Billionaire Space RaceAnd now for another round of “Really?!?”
  35. playa escondida
    These Horny Clout Chasers Will Lead Our New Bachelor in Paradise SeasonNow with even more men from Katie Thurston’s season.
  36. chat room
    Juno Temple on Ted Lasso’s ‘Intimidating’ and ‘Insane’ Karaoke Culture“It was almost like being in a musical-theater show,” says the new Emmy nominee.
  37. poor fella
    Jason Sudeikis Still Doesn’t Know ‘Why’ Olivia Wilde Left Him“That’s an experience that you either learn from or make excuses about.”
  38. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Is Just Recycling Seinfeld Scripts at This PointIt’s contest time.
  39. trailer mix
    FBOY Island Trailer: Waterfalls of Whiskey Wash Away Worries of World-Weary WAPsThree women, way too many horny guys.
  40. awards season
    Cedric the Entertainer Is Cedric the Emmys HostAnd it won’t be a Zoom ceremony.
  41. cocaine in the bathroom
    Foo Fighters’ Bee Gees Cover Is the Music Equivalent of a Cocaine HighAll that’s missing is a disco ball.
  42. respect the classics
    Robby Krieger Wants You to Read His Doors Memoir Two Times, BabyOpen it.
  43. zig-a-zig-ah
    Are We Sure This Previously Unreleased Spice Girls Song Isn’t Girls5Eva?“Feed Your Love” to us.
  44. trailer mix
    Somebody Send Jason Momoa’s Sweet Girl Pharma-Revenge Trailer to the SacklersHe has a particular set of skills.
  45. rocked and rolled
    Kenney Jones Reflects on the ‘Fondness and Sadness’ of His Who Era“As I’m concerned there’s only one drummer for the Who, and that’s Keith Moon.”
  46. trailer mix
    Disney’s Encanto Trailer Is Just Another Excuse for a Lin-Manuel Miranda ScoreStill charming though.
  47. vulture sports
    Sha’Carri Richardson Is ‘Accepting’ of Team USA’s Relay-Race ExclusionDespite the sprint star’s 30-day suspension ending before the Olympic race, she was not offered a spot.
  48. trailer mix
    Roll Up for Macca’s Magical Mystery Interview in the McCartney 3, 2, 1 Trailer“We were writing songs that were memorable because we had to remember them.”
  49. varped tour
    Halsey Is Delivering a Punk-Rock Album to Go With Her BabyIf I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power is a literal work of art.
  50. obits
    Suzzanne Douglas, TV Matriarch and Veteran Actress, Dead at 64She most recently starred in When They See Us.
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