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  1. roll clip!
    Sutton Foster, Hilary Duff, and Vulture Commenters Star in This Younger ClipCameo alert!
  2. respect the classics
    The Biggest Surprises and Snubs of the 2021 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame InducteesLL Cool J and Kraftwerk can get a special award, as a treat.
  3. respect the classics
    The Go-Go’s, Tina Turner, and Jay-Z Among 2021 Rock Hall of Fame InducteesWith Foo Fighters, Todd Rundgren, and Carole King rounding out the others.
  4. true believers only
    Huge Nerd Demi Lovato Will Investigate UFOs in a New Peacock Series[Meme voice.] Aliens.
  5. trailer mix
    Matt Damon Brings Bass Pro Shop Energy to France in the Stillwater TrailerHe needs to get his daughter out of jail.
  6. alexa play chasing cars
    Death, Taxes, and Grey’s Anatomy Will Continue Into 2022With Ellen Pompeo, of course.
  7. cinema!
    Leo and His Center Part Star in Killers of the Flower Moon’s First LookTime to start the Oscars watch.
  8. respect the classics
    Tina Turner Won the Rock Hall’s 2021 Fan Vote, But It Doesn’t Guarantee AnythingDon’t preemptively celebrate just yet.
  9. roll clip!
    The Calzones Betrayed This Jeopardy! ContestantDon’t tell Ben Wyatt.
  10. renewals
    Sanditon Renewed for Two More Seasons, Proving That Love Can Win After AllAlas, Theo James won’t be there.
  11. #metoo
    Noel Clarke Accused of Sexually Harassing Women on Doctor Who SetMultiple women allege harassment and inappropriate touching.
  12. quelle surprise!
    Jack Davenport, Jim Broadbent Will Get Their 10 Percent in Call My Agent! RemakeWith several A-listers set to make cameos.
  13. bachelor nation
    After All That, Matt James and Rachael Kirkconnell Are Back Together“I think it’s unfair to leave people without the ability to unlearn and be better.”
  14. wig du jour
    Matt Smith Is a Bleached Fabio in His First House of the Dragon PhotoI would like to comb his hair … respectfully …
  15. superlatives
    The Greatest and Ballsiest of Heart, According to Nancy Wilson“We were there for the art. We weren’t there for the salacious slimeball mentality of the industry.”
  16. keeping up with the ex-royals
    Meghan Markle Wrote a Children’s Book Inspired by Archie and HarryAwwwww.
  17. trailer mix
    Last Letter From Your Lover Trailer: Shailene Woodley Has Affair With PenmanshipAnd, also, a very handsome writer.
  18. dick wolf cinematic universe
    Law & Order Will Dun Dun Its Way to a Defense Attorney SpinoffFor the Defense will be a “contemporary morality tale.”
  19. [fremulon voice]
    Mike Schur and Shea Serrano’s Family Sitcom Is Going to … IMDb TV?Primo is about a Mexican American teen vibing and living.
  20. last night on late night
    Anti-Vaxxers Ruined John Oliver’s Cicada Mascot Debut“We emailed our mascot guy and we told him not to come in, because it was an absolutely stupid idea.”
  21. #metoo
    Doctor Who Star Noel Clarke Accused of Serial Sexual PredationLondon police confirm they received a third-party complaint in April, but have not opened an investigation.
  22. boys
    Finn Wittrock Will Be ‘a Hulking Mass of Masculinity’ in HBO Max’s Green LanternMeet your new Guy Gardner.
  23. last night on late night
    There’s Plenty of Crack Talk in Jimmy Kimmel and MyPillow Guy’s Interview“I believe that you are sincere. I also think there’s something going on from the crack.”
  24. trailer mix
    Jean Smart Is the Queen of Sin City in the Hacks TrailerAnd wears some fabulous caftans.
  25. first look
    Nicole Kidman’s Lucille Ball Wig Breaks Its SilenceWhat is this color?
  26. bachelor nation
    Rachel Lindsay Departs Bachelor Happy Hour Podcast, Citing Personal Struggles“That’s no secret, and it’s been really, really hard for me lately.”
  27. wilmaaaaaaaaaa!
    Yabba Dabba Deux: Elizabeth Banks Is Reviving The Flintstones for FoxThey’re no longer in the Stone Age.
  28. get out
    Carrie Ann Inaba Temporarily Exits The Talk to ‘Focus on My Well-being’“I know you guys understand health is the most important thing.”
  29. oscars 2021
    Frances McDormand, Wolf Mother, Howls to the Sky During Her Nomadland Speech“We give this one to our wolf.”
  30. oscars 2021
    Youn Yuh-jung Shouts Out Nominees in Acceptance Speech: ‘I’m Luckier Than You’“Or maybe it’s the American hospitality for the Korean actor.”
  31. oscars 2021
    Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin Are Your Hot New Age-Appropriate CoupleWe love a red-carpet debut.
  32. trailer mix
    Lily James Aspires to Be Wicked and Adulterous in the Pursuit of Love TrailerOr maybe actually looking for true love.
  33. dr. hottie
    ER Reruns Have Been ‘Disastrous’ for George Clooney’s Marriage“My wife keeps going, ‘Is that it? Are you done? Season three — do you finally settle down with nurse Hathaway?’”
  34. trailer mix
    Here Today Trailer: Tiffany Haddish and Billy Crystal Become Accidental BFFsWell, isn’t this cute?
  35. trailer mix
    Rita Moreno Is Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It in Her Documentary TrailerAnd we’re along for the ride.
  36. last night on late night
    Melissa Villaseñor’s Kristen Wiig Impression Makes Seth Meyers Recoil in Awe“I want to call Kristen and make sure she still has her soul.”
  37. this! is! jeopardy!
    LeVar Burton Will Fly Twice As High As Jeopardy!’s Next Guest HostHe had been campaigning for the gig.
  38. meet cutes
    Hilary Duff Will Recount How I Met Your Father for Hulu Sequel SeriesSelf explanatory.
  39. [de niro voice] cinema
    Ilana Glazer and Zoe Lister-Jones Lead the 2021 Tribeca Film Festival LineupAll screenings will be held outdoors and scattered around the city.
  40. vulture sports
    Watch James Corden’s European Super League Rant Even If Soccer Bores You“They took something so pure and so beautiful and they beat the love and the joy out of it, and they did it for money.”
  41. the teens
    Ginny & Georgia Will Return for Some More Oppression OlympicsSeason two, here we come.
  42. on comedy
    Morrissey Isn’t Charmed That The Simpsons Made Him a Racist Carnivore“It only serves to insult the artist. They should take that mirror and hold it up to themselves.”
  43. art
    Dancing on Your Own (With 99 Other People)A temporary club for our in-between moment.
  44. 2ton 2bbey
    Downton Abbey 2 Will Be Our Christmas Gift This YearWith all of the original cast returning.
  45. chat room
    Younger’s Molly Bernard Had a ‘Noble Duty’ to Fill Diana’s Shoes This Season“I gotta say, I didn’t do any neck training, and I regretted it.”
  46. greta van zeppelin
    Okay Boomer, Is This a Led Zeppelin or Greta Van Fleet Lyric?They’re all horny for you, baby.
  47. teens
    Never Have I Ever Returns in July and Gets Right Down to the Love TriangleWill Devi pick the boy who’s “hella rich” or “prolly good at sex”?
  48. bachelor nation
    Colton Underwood Is Filming a Netflix Show About His Fresh StartIt will also feature Olympic athlete Gus Kenworthy as a “guide of sorts.”
  49. trailer mix
    We Hope Their Family Sprung for Car Insurance in the F9 TrailerBut does it cover … space?
  50. bachelor nation
    Bachelor Star Colton Underwood Comes Out As Gay“I would have rather died than said, ‘I’m gay,’ and I think that was my wake-up call.”
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