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  1. the industry
    Uzo Aduba Has a Fancy New CBS DealWhich includes playing an “openly gay” sheriff in Michelle and Robert King’s new drama.
  2. trailer mix
    Mortal Kombat Trailer: Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am!That’s a lot of mutilated arms.
  3. demonstrations
    Rosamund Pike Thumbs a Pineapple’s Hexagonal ‘Butt Plug’She has filmed an extraction tutorial.
  4. get aunt lucy on the phone
    Paddington 3 Is Happening!!!!!Marmalade shots for everyone.
  5. the streaming wars
    Downton Abbey Returns to Its Original PBS EstateStreaming alert!
  6. wellness
    Gwyneth Paltrow Is Recovering From COVID-19 With Plenty of Goops“It left me with some long-tail fatigue and brain fog.”
  7. trailer mix
    Mia Farrow Wishes She ‘Never Met’ Woody Allen in HBO’s Allen v. Farrow TrailerThe docuseries will feature new interviews and video footage.
  8. bachelor nation
    Rachel Lindsay Doesn’t Feel Bad for Chris Harrison“Why would I?”
  9. buffy
    Sarah Michelle Gellar Is ‘Proud’ of Her Co-stars Speaking Against Joss WhedonMichelle Trachtenberg added that Whedon was “not allowed in a room alone” with her.
  10. thinking out loud
    And Now, Some Discourse About the Ending of the To All the Boys Movie UniverseTwo Vulture writers have thoughts about padlocks, Oasis, and Lara Jean’s college decision.
  11. oh no
    New Jersey Wept As Bruce Springsteen Was Arrested for Drunk DrivingA police officer alleged that Springsteen admitted during the arrest to taking “two shots of tequila in the last 20 minutes.”
  12. ????????
    Lena Dunham Didn’t Know Her New HBO Max Show Used Real Cat CorpsesThe scene, which had actors dissecting dead cats, will be edited out.
  13. last night on late night
    John Oliver Begrudgingly Shares the Exact Birthday As John Cena“I’m not just one step closer to death, I’m about 20 steps closer to death than he is.”
  14. respect the classics
    Foo Fighters, Dionne Warwick, and Jay-Z Lead 2021 Rock Hall of Fame NominationsWomen especially rule this year’s contenders.
  15. renewals
    Dory Will Keep Swimming With Search Party’s Season 5 RenewalAnd by swimming we mean fighting for her life.
  16. bachelor nation
    Looks Like the Vibrator Girl Will Be Our Next BacheloretteThe no-nonsense bank manager was a breath of fresh air this season.
  17. bachelor nation
    Remind Me, Who’s That Random Blonde Who Crashed The Bachelor Last Night?“I couldn’t let him get engaged and not meet him.”
  18. christina milian
    Christina Milian Will Dip It Low, Bring It Up Slow in Starz’s Step Up SeriesShe’s taking over the role originated by Naya Rivera.
  19. earpers
    Wynonna Earp Ending With Season 4 As Fans Mourn and Revenants RejoiceWhat supernatural Western horror are we supposed to watch now?
  20. auteur theory
    A Famous Director’s ‘Terrible Advice’ Inspired Olivia Wilde’s No-Assholes Policy“They said, ‘Listen, the way to get respect on a set, you have to have three arguments a day.’”
  21. bye
    Fleeting Zoolander Extra Resigns From SAG-AFTRA“Who cares!” he wrote.
  22. comment dites-vous snub?
    Emily in Paris Writer Is Also Raging Over I May Destroy You’s Golden Globes Snub“It’s not only wrong, it’s what is wrong with everything.”
  23. allegations
    Trent Reznor Denounces Former Friend Marilyn Manson“I have been vocal over the years about my dislike of Manson as a person.”
  24. chat room
    John Oliver Is Taking Last Week Tonight’s Mascot Budget ‘to My Grave’“If HBO ever finds out how much we spent on this stuff, we’re toast.”
  25. some good news
    We Must Protect Jenny Slate’s New Baby at All CostsIt’s a girl!
  26. chat room
    The Crown’s Emma Corrin Is Waiting for Elizabeth Debicki’s Call“That’s a decision she has to make for herself.”
  27. game theory
    And Now for Some Random Jeopardy! Guest HostsAnderson Cooper and Sanjay Gupta are among the new hosts.
  28. superlatives
    The Greatest and Yacht-iest of the Doobie Brothers, As Told by Michael McDonald“It’s funny how yacht rock has become almost popular again when at first it was discouraged.”
  29. bachelor nation
    Yes, Kit’s Mom From The Bachelor Is Actually FamousYou might own one of her handbags.
  30. bachelor nation
    Matt James Kicked Off Bachelor Bullies Because He Had No Time for Second Chances“When that was made aware to me, I had to act on it.”
  31. obits
    Saved by the Bell Star Dustin Diamond Dead at 44He had been battling a “brutal, relentless” form of cancer.
  32. revivals
    Sherry, Paramount+?A Frasier revival is being eyed at the network.
  33. casting call
    Anne Hathway and Jared Leto Will Play WeWork’s Hot Mess FoundersIn a new Apple TV+ miniseries.
  34. tv
    Friends Creator Did the Super Bowl Episode to Protect Women From ‘Being Beaten’“My thinking was that if this helps one woman from being beaten, I’m all for it.”
  35. cable news
    Brian Williams’s On-Air Trump Troll Had Us at Hello“Someone is of course gonna be in big trouble.”
  36. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Brittany Denies Escort Allegations While Championing Sex Workers“It’s 2021, you know how prominent sex workers are in this world? Or how many people have OnlyFans?”
  37. trailer mix
    Don’t Be a Quack, Watch The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers TrailerThey’re the villains now.
  38. trailer mix
    Kristen Wiig’s Gone Wild in the Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar TrailerSo many sun hats.
  39. horny tv
    Too Hot to Handle Secretly Filmed Two More SeasonsTime to abstain.
  40. obits
    Cloris Leachman, Sitcom Legend and Oscar Winner, Dead at 94Her Mary Tyler Moore Show character was so popular that she got her own spinoff, Phyllis.
  41. fashion du jour
    The Bold Type Shutters After 5 SeasonsBut dot-com is forever.
  42. trailer mix
    It’s Teen Groundhog Day in the Map of Tiny Perfect Things TrailerAnd Kathryn Newton seems fine with it.
  43. last night on late night
    Colin Firth Confirms Stanley Tucci’s Negronis Are ‘Exquisite’They’re drunk with power.
  44. next stop west egg
    The Great Gatsby Is Getting a ‘More Diverse, Inclusive’ Television AdaptationA.k.a. the Bridgerton treatment.
  45. casting call
    Claire Foy Will Star in Erotic Fish Adaptation The PiscesShe’ll be a Ph.D. candidate who really wants a merman.
  46. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Victoria Feels ‘Liberated’ That Her Mugshot Was Leaked“I have no secrets to hide.”
  47. accio
    A Harry Potter TV Series Might Come to HBO Max Because Original Ideas Are DeadThe streaming service is now denying its existence.
  48. the male gaze
    Keira Knightley Will No Longer Do Sex Scenes With Male Directors“I’d just rather not stand in front of a group of men naked.”
  49. what’s your fantasy?
    Toss a Coin to Jodie Turner-Smith’s Witcher PrequelShe’ll be the first prototype Witcher.
  50. last night on late night
    Yes, Bernie Sanders Has Seen Your MemesBut he still won’t tell you what’s in the envelope.
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