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  1. Find Out Which of Your Friends Support Donald Trump in One ClickAre you sure you really want to know?
  2. Nonexistent Meme Celebrity Poot Lovato Is a Time Magazine InfluencerWe are all Poot.
  3. Tumblr’s Biggest Meme of 2015 Was Pepe the FrogPepe the Frog, an old 4chan meme, was the biggest thing on Tumblr this year.
  4. Student Steals Developer’s Code, Then Asks Him to Help With the Cover-up“Could you please remove your program from the site for a week?”
  5. Everyone’s Mocking the ‘Hump’ on Apple’s New iPhone Battery CaseWhat’s Apple gonna do with all that junk?
  6. Trump’s Technology Plan Is to ‘Go See Bill Gates’ to ‘Close That Internet Up’Freedom of speech is for “foolish people,” says the Donald.
  7. Taylor Swift Back on Spotify — Sort OfSome troll disguised it as a song by Lostprophets.
  8. Newspaper Apologizes for ‘Fictional’ Santa Claus ObituarySanta is not dead.
  9. David Cameron: Knife Attacker ‘Ain’t No Muslim’It’s London’s ideal response to terror attacks.
  10. This Buffalo Chicken Finger Doesn’t Look Like a Finger, ExactlyA finger, you say? Are you sure?
  11. Twitter Seethes at Cable-News in Suspects’ Home MSNBC drew comparisons to Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler.
  12. Wrestler Dominates His Opponent, and the Internet, With His Magical PenisThe dick move seen ‘round the world.
  13. ‘Affluenza’ Teen Allegedly Caught Violating Probation, Ratted Out on TwitterHe’s not allowed to drink, but this video allegedly shows him playing beer pong.
  14. Tech Blogger Accused of Faking Her Identity Finally SpeaksEveryone suspected Samantha was really Victor. No one guessed that Victor was really Samantha.
  15. It Took Less Than a Day for Awful San Bernardino Truthers to Hit YouTubeThat Freemason hat is an obvious clue.
  16. Journalist to Politicians: Prayers Aren’t EnoughThey can keep their thoughts and prayers.
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    34,000 People Sign Up to Eat Bread and Cry on New Year’s EveNothing brings people together like crying alone. And bread.
  18. Your New Hero Is This Woman Who Smushes Her Face Into BreadWho is Bread Face? A hero.
  19. Crying Into a Webcam Is a ‘New Form of Pornography,’ Artist Claims“In a time where showing genitals on the internet is not shocking anymore, tears are a new form of pornography.”
  20. Social Media Is Hurting Fraternities, Frat Lobby ClaimsDon’t kill your brand, bro.
  21. Is This Popular Female Tech Blogger a Man in Disguise?Many have claimed her pen name was hiding something else: that Samantha Bielefeld is actually a man named Victor Wynn Johnson.
  22. Babies Named After Instagram Filters Now a ThingLudwig, meet Amaro. Amaro, meet Valencia.
  23. Animal-Cruelty Charges Slapped on Woman Who Shared Viral Photo of Duct-Taped DogAnimal Services had to issue a press release pleading with people to stop calling about the photo so employees could do their jobs and take care of other animals.
  24. Activists Post Racist Tweets to Billboards in Twitter Users’ NeighborhoodsThere’s no “retrieve the author’s location and post this message as a billboard in his neighborhood” button on Twitter (yet). If there were, would we use it?
  25. Happy Monday! Please Enjoy Pickle Cat, the Internet’s Current Best WebsiteIt’s a cat, and pickles.
  26. Yahoo Accidentally Leaks Embarrassing Fill-in-the-Blanks Rihanna Review[DELETE ONE OF THE ENDINGS TO THIS SENTENCE AND KEEP THE OTHER BASED ON FACTS]
  27. These Are the Best Dog NamesRepressed Childhood, Alan Rickman’s Voice, Assthetic
  28. Hackers Replace ISIS Site With Viagra Ad and Message: ‘Too Much ISIS’“Too many people are into this ISIS-stuff,” the site now reads.
  29. ‘Phuc Dat Bich’ Is a HoaxPhuc dis.
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    How LinkedIn’s Spammy Subject Line Became a New Yorker Punch LineI’d like to add you to my cartoon.
  31. Uptalking Jeopardy! Champ Offends TwitterAnswer in the form of a question?
  32. Richard Dawkins Is Really Committed to Calling Muslim Clock-Making Kid a LiarBecause Dawkins has access to Twitter, but does not have access to even a single modicum of chill, this semantic quibble has turned into something of a personal crusade.
  33. Jamie Oliver’s Bad Cheese Idea Is Still Starting Toaster FiresLife hack: DON’T DO THIS.
  34. Why Are So Many Meteorologists Wearing the Exact Same Dress?The secret meteorologist fashion conspiracy.
  35. Cops Ask for Quiet; Citizens Give Them Cat PicsLolcats ou censure?
  36. Is Scaring Your Cat With a Cucumber Bad for It?First came the viral videos. Then came the backlash.
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    Dance DJ Jubilee Hits Chinatown“I’m going to give the Australians credit for that one.”