This Baby’s Gaze Could Burn a Hole Right Through You

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This Baby’s Gaze Could Burn a Hole Right Through You

By Jessica Pressler, a writer living in New York. She has contributed to New York Magazine since 2007.

Really! Of course, there’s more. [Babies With Laser Eyes]

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