As tempting as it surely is to just blindly trust our video game — especially considering its splendid performance in the ALCS — we don’t recommend gambling on the World Series off these predictions. But nevertheless, our PS3 version of MLB 2K the Show has spoken, and it likes the Tigers to pound the Giants in the World Series, winning in five games. Detroit is dominant across the board, with two Justin Verlander wins, six Miguel Cabrera home runs and, amazingly, no Jose Valverde blown saves. Congratulations, Tigers: You have your first World Series championship since 1984. After the jump, the shaky video of dull highlights, just to prove we did it.
Seriously, we have no idea why the game doesn’t even give the Tigers any highlights.