Polish Commish Ray Kelly may be angling to become Mayor, or, if Hillary Clinton becomes President, her Homeland Security chief. A math teacher in Brooklyn got Mickey Rooney and Celeste Holm to star in his $50,000 indie romance flick. Ron Burkle hung out at Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel with Kate Hudson and two other blondes. Giselle is selling her West Village two-bedroom (replete with hot tub and grilling deck) for $10.9 million. Page Six contends that Vanity Fair is not killing a piece on Bill Clinton buddy Jeffrey Epstein and that Vogue’s Meredith Melling Burke did not go around Nantucket trying to pick up townies, contrary to what Gawker says. Diddy reportedly called a door girl at Gold Bar a “fucking bitch” when she asked him how many people were in his party.
Christopher Reeve’s son has made a documentary about his father’s life post-accident. A woman from Kansas City was ordered to stop stalking and posting photos of Battlestar Galactica actress Mary McDonnell. Mariah Carey’s bodyguards ordered bathroom-goers to “better not watch Mariah Pee” at VH-1’s Music Cares event. Filmmaker James Tully saw a coyote kill a duck in Echo Park in L.A. It’s unclear whether the priest of Dirty Sexy Money is Roman Catholic or Episcopalian. Dr. Ruth is headed to Egypt to give a no-boundaries speech about sex to young Muslims. The Sex and the City production crew was only allotted one day to shoot at Christie’s, so the cast arrived at 7 A.M. and stayed until midnight. Queen Latifah gave a friend a Range Rover outside Phillipe before going to say hi to Lebron James. Cate Blanchett’s Bob Dylan film will screen at the Woodstock Film Festival. “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane is not a fan of Bill O’Reilly. Frenemies Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell ate together at Ago in Beverly Hills, where they discussed buying Ferrari’s.