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Sam Israel Gets Two More Years for Faking Suicide

Last week, Judge Kenneth Karas threatened to give Samuel Israel, the Bayou Group head and convicted fraudster who attempted to fake his suicide in order to escape a twenty-year prison sentence, a longer, trendier sentence, but today in court he just scolded him and gave him two more years. [NYP]

Sam Israel Gets Two More Years for Faking Suicide