For some people, being ridiculously, ridiculously good-looking is not enough. Edis Kayalar, a 26-year-old male model from Germany, has been charged with trying to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford and her husband, Rande Gerber, over a photo of their daughter “in revealing clothing, bound to a chair and gagged,” taken by the child’s ex-nanny as part of a “cops-and-robbers game.” No word on weather the nanny was a disciple of Helmut Newton.