Jeffrey Epstein’s Egg-Shaped Member Will Not Be Examined by Lawyers

things that actually happen in real life Dec. 14, 2009

Jeffrey Epstein’s Egg-Shaped Member Will Not Be Examined by Lawyers

By Jessica Pressler, a writer living in New York. She has contributed to New York Magazine since 2007.

“The shape of Epstein’s penis is not relevant to the civil cases against him, Circuit Judge Donald Hafele ruled. If it becomes relevant, Hafele said he would reconsider the request.” [UPI]

Earlier: Video: Lawyer Asks Jeffrey Epstein If His Wang Is Indeed ‘Egg-Shaped’

Tags:

Show Leave a Comment

Jeffrey Epstein’s Egg-Shaped Member Will Not Be Examined by Lawyers

Things you buy through our links may earn Vox Media a commission.

Most Viewed Stories

Editor’s Picks

THE FEED

los angeles wildfires

los angeles wildfires

How Is Hollywood Impacted by the L.A. Wildfires?

By Jason P. Frank

The fires have burned down the homes of Tina Knowles, Paris Hilton, and more.

los angeles wildfires

los angeles wildfires

Firefighters Win Small Battles Against L.A. Fires: Updates

By Intelligencer Staff

The latest scenes and news from the city’s horrifying fire crisis.

los angeles wildfires

los angeles wildfires

The Battle of Malibu in Photos

Photographs by Sinna Nasseri

Going from burning house to burning house with firefighters.

Most Popular

los angeles wildfires

los angeles wildfires

Running From the L.A. Fires With Nowhere to Go

Photographs by Michelle Groskopf

Scenes from the Pasadena Civic Center, where escapees have gathered to wait out disaster.

early and often

early and often

Carter’s Funeral Reminded Us How Presidents Ought to Behave

Donald Trump could learn a lot from the 39th president’s commitment to honesty, human rights, and self-improvement.

california wildfires

california wildfires

How Do You Stop a Hurricane Made of Fire?

California fights wildfires like wars, but this one may be unwinnable.

What Were Obama and Trump Chatting About at Jimmy Carter’s Funeral?

By Benjamin Hart

Five theories about their surprisingly cheerful interaction.

early and often

early and often

Trump Won’t Get the Inauguration Day He Wanted

The president-elect is annoyed that flags will be half-staff for Jimmy Carter and angry that the Senate won’t have his Cabinet in place.

stop the presses

stop the presses

It’s Open Season on the Washington Post

By Charlotte Klein

Rivals are swarming the paper for talent amid a crisis of confidence in its mission and business model.

I Saw the Beginning of Hell

By Lucy Sherriff

What started as small flames engulfed my city and my life.

Watching Your House Burn on a Ring Camera

By Adriane Quinlan

“To actually see flames in my yard was very surreal. Like, Wow. My house is gonna be gone.”

just asking questions

just asking questions

There’s Still Hope for Snow-Loving New Yorkers This Year

By Benjamin Hart

Meteorologist John Homenuk returns to explain why the city keeps dodging big storms and why all is not yet lost.

early and often

early and often

Trump Wants to Remind the World He’s Still a ‘Madman’

The president-elect’s weird threats against Canada, Greenland, and Panama seem designed to reinforce fears that he’ll nuke anyone who crosses him.

Imagining a City of Wood

By Justin Davidson

Mass timber could revolutionize construction, if only New York would embrace it. We commissioned four projects to show what it can do.

Watching Sports Now Requires a Spreadsheet and a Fortune

The decline of cable has made life increasingly complicated — and more expensive — for the devoted fan.

luxury problems

luxury problems

Ski Bums vs. Ski Inc.

When workers went on strike against a resort behemoth, rich vacationers were left stuck in the cold at the bottom of a mountain.

early and often

early and often

Pope Francis Makes Trump Critic New Washington Archbishop

The pope has appointed Robert McElroy, a vocal defender of migrants, as the new cardinal in D.C.

early and often

early and often

The Hard Right Isn’t Mike Johnson’s Biggest Problem Anymore

Republicans in swing districts may be the weakest link in an extremely fragile House GOP majority.

Mark Zuckerberg’s Eternal Apology Tour

By John Herrman

Like clockwork, every four years, he bends the knee and promises to change his — and his company’s — ways.

past is prologue

past is prologue

Trump Is Wrong: Jimmy Carter Didn’t Lose Due to Panama Canal

There were many reasons that Ronald Reagan defeated Jimmy Carter in 1980. The Panama Canal Treaty wasn’t among them.

The Funniest and Most Notable Reactions to Congestion Pricing

As you might imagine, opinions on the new program vary wildly.

tremendous content

tremendous content

With ‘Gulf of America,’ Trump Embraces His Imperialism Era

By Margaret Hartmann

After threatening to annex Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal, Trump casually announced that he’s renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

Kara Swisher on Why She Wants to Buy the Washington Post

By Intelligencer Staff

The Pivot co-host discusses why she has her eye on the iconic paper.

early and often

early and often

Trump Seems Clueless on How to Get Agenda Through Congress

The president-elect’s waffling on legislative strategy is confusing congressional Republicans and could endanger his plans.

i regret to inform you

i regret to inform you

When Will Trump Take Office? On MLK Day, Unfortunately.

By Margaret Hartmann

The depressing coincidence, explained.