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DSK Really Will Face Those Aggravated Pimping Charges

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 1: In this handout photo supplied by the International Monetary Fund (IMF), Former French Finance Minister Dominique Strauss-Kahn and newly appointed Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) speaks during an interview with CNN at the IMF on October 1, 2007 in Paris France. The Executive Board of the IMF elected Dominique Strauss-Kahn to serve as its new Managing Director and Chairman on September 28, 2007 for a five-year term starting on November 1, 2007. Dominique Strauss-Kahn vowed to restore faith in the trouble Institution in the face of increasing global competition. (Photo by Eugene Salazar/IMF via Getty Images)
Photo: Handout/2007 Getty Images

After a long legal inquiry, professional dodger of sex crimes Dominique Strauss-Kahn will supposedly face actual charges in France for what’s referred to as “aggravated pimping.” Prosecutors said today that he should go to a criminal court, because the “I didn’t know they were prostitutes” defense is flimsy at best.

Strauss-Kahn Really Will Face Pimping Charges