Joe and his muffins.
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A) This is his breakfast, every day.
B) Mini-muffins are the only thing that can cheer up John Boehner in times like these.
C) He’s bringing the mini-muffins to un-furloughed EPA workers as an extremely modest reward for not getting paid for two weeks.
D) Some kind of 9/11 tribute.
E) There was a four for $4 sale at the end of the aisle and he was stoned so he had no choice.
And the answer is …
C) He’s bringing the mini-muffins to un-furloughed EPA workers as an extremely modest reward for not getting paid for two weeks!
