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  1. bons mots
    Rob Ford Has Mastered the Timeless Art of Gift-Giving“Women love money. Give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they are happy.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Michele Bachmann Has Low Self-Esteem“God, I’m a loser.”
    By Dan Amira
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    President Obama Confirms That Brooklyn Is ‘Blowing Up Right Now’There’s a new arena and everything. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Prospects for Fixing Healthcare.gov Soon Sound Promising“No one has ever seen these kinds of errors before.”
    By Dan Amira
  5. Metta World Peace, Like Many People, Finds Beds to Be Comfortable“I’m not going to lie.” 
    By Dan Amira
  6. the sports section
    Metta World Peace Vaguely Aware of These So-Called ‘Brooklyn Nets’“Honestly, I don’t even know who’s on their team.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Tells Us How You Really Feel About the Tea Party, Charlie Rangel” … those white crackers … “
    By Dan Amira
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    Louis C.K. Is Not a Fan of the Rolling Stone Cover“F*** them.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Shares Thoughts on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner“[Expletive] the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Senator Suggests Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Edward Snowden“He ought to have to stay in the Moscow airport forever.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Father of Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend Is Kind of Shocked, Kind of Not“It kind of makes sense.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Edward Snowden Has an Opinion on the ‘Hero or Traitor’ Debate“I’m neither traitor nor hero.”
    By Dan Amira
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    James Clapper Is Taking This NSA Business Very SeriouslyNo, he’s not. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Mayor Bloomberg Tells Kids to ‘Speak Good Grammar’Good advice. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Woman Who Let Powerball Winner Cut Doesn’t Mind“It could have been us, but things happen.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Rob Ford Thinks His Crack Scandal Might Be Good for Toronto“Any time you can get Toronto on the map.”
    By Dan Amira
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    George W. Bush Expresses Thoughts on Immigration Reform, BushilyDo the right thing.
    By Dan Amira
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    Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Is Doing ‘Absolutely Fine’“My wounds are healing.”
    By Dan Amira
  19. Boston’s ‘Saudi Suspect’ Finally Speaks Out“I was looking [at] them like, is it because of the color of my skin or is it because of the name of my country?”
    By Dan Amira
  20. bons mots
    Tennessee Official’s Awful Islamophobia Defense“I’m prejudiced against anyone who’s trying to tear down this country, Muslims, Mexicans, anybody.”
    By Dan Amira
  21. Serving As Hitler’s Food-Taster Had Its Pros and ConsCons: Constant threat of instant death. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Michele Bachmann Kind of Quoting Shakespeare: ‘Thou Protestest Too Much’On a loop. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Cabbie Was Shocked by Weight of Tsarnaev Brother’s Backpack“I don’t know what you got in there, but hey, have a nice day.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Stepsister: Anne Frank Would Be a Belieber“They make a lot of fuss about everything that is connected with Anne Frank.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney Thinks His Grandkids’ Names Are Ridiculous“When I heard Winston and Eleanor I thought, It sounds like two English bulldogs.”
    By Dan Amira
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    John Boehner Loses the Grammarian VoteHe wants the Senate to “get off their ass.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Manti Te’o Makes UnderstatementTwitter has “been a distraction for me.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Georgia Lawmaker Supports Freedom of Speech As Long As You Say Nice Things OnlyNo mean Photoshops, for sure.
    By Dan Amira
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    49ers’ Chris Culliver Apologizes, OddlyInteresting apology. 
    By Dan Amira
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    City Council Candidate Didn’t Mean to Offend With Condescending, Sexist Remark“What’s a pretty girl like you doing reading those?” 
    By Dan Amira
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    Man Completely Unimpressed by Box of Eighteen Human Heads“Everybody here is ‘Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads’ … “
    By Dan Amira
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    Cambodian Prime Minister Makes World’s Best Appeal for Gay ToleranceIt has something to do with “racing vehicles.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Fox News Pundit Finds the Silver Lining of Having Almost No Money for Food“Do you know how fabulous I’d look?”
    By Dan Amira
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    The GOP War on Big Bird ContinuesBobby Jindal doesn’t want the GOP to be the party of “big anything.”
    By Dan Amira
  35. master debaters
    Schieffer Had No Idea He Mixed Up Obama, Osama“What are you going to do?”
    By Dan Amira
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    Distant Romney Relative Is Surprised“It’s a surprise really. Quite a surprise. Big surprise.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney Appreciates Cloud“Look at those clouds.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Sarah Palin Refuses to Gloat“I was right.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Presidential Trash TalkWhat Obama said to a friend of Marco Rubio’s.
    By Dan Amira
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    What Mitt Romney Bought at the Hardware Store“Hardware stuff.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney’s Overseas Trip Begins With Brutal Sassing by British Prime MinisterWhat was that about understanding our special relationship?
    By Dan Amira
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    George W. Bush Describes the Presidency“Eight years was awesome and I was famous and I was powerful.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Barney Frank Won’t Let Anyone Ruin His WeddingNot even POTUS.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Sassy Nancy Pelosi One-liner of the DaySorry, Cubs fans. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Barbara Bush Not Totally Interested in Escalating the ‘War on Women’ Debate“Whatever.”
    By Dan Amira
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    George W. Bush Learning to Cope With Traffic Once Again “It’s inconvenient to have to stop at some stoplights coming over here.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Carl Paladino Has Some Thoughts on GE CEO Jeff ImmeltThey aren’t nice!
    By Dan Amira
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    Rick Santorum Charms Them in Puerto RicoNo more Spanish!
    By Dan Amira
  49. lady business
    Man Does Not Hate WomenMan’s thoughts on Syria and Iran less clear.
    By Noreen Malone
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    A Little Tip From Barack Obama“You’ve always got to eat before you stand for a long time.  That’s a little tip.”
    By Dan Amira
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