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Imagined Conversations
imagined conversations
Jan. 28, 2014
Super Bowl Forces Bill de Blasio to Hang Out With Chris Christie
Allowing the New Jersey governor to pretend he still has friends.
By
Joe Coscarelli
imagined conversations
Dec. 5, 2013
Republican Congressman Acknowledges That Obamacare Is … Helping Some People
How that went down at GOP headquarters.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Dec. 2, 2013
Pope Francis: World’s Worst Bouncer
The pope was a bouncer in his youth. This is why he was probably terrible at it.
By
Dan Amira
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Sept. 10, 2013
Exclusive Text of President Obama’s Awkwardly Timed Syria Speech
Obama will deliver these uncomfortable remarks from the Oval Office tonight.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Aug. 7, 2013
Exclusive Transcript of Al Qaeda’s Worldwide Conference Call
This actually happened.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
July 23, 2013
A British Couple Discusses Opting Out of Internet Porn
This is a discussion that will take place throughout England in the near future.
By
Dan Amira
July 2, 2013
American Ruins Canada Day
He baked a Canadian flag cake with a secret American flag inside.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
June 24, 2013
Zimmerman Lawyer Tells Knock-Knock Joke at Trial
Here’s what happened.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Apr. 24, 2013
The Time Joe Biden Stole Jessica Biel Away From Justin Timberlake Forever
They met at the Time 100 party last night.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Mar. 11, 2013
What Robots Will Talk About on the Robot Internet
Scientists have created a web-based database where robots can seek answers during confusing situations.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Feb. 27, 2013
Inside Chuck Hagel’s Photo Session
How they got him to almost kind of smile.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Dec. 14, 2012
How Kim Jong-un Watched the Rocket Launch
An imagined conversation.
By
Dan Amira
Aug. 16, 2012
Jon Corzine Wants to Start a Hedge Fund, Maybe
Why not?
By
Kevin Roose
imagined conversations
Aug. 2, 2012
Missile Defense Agency Employees Look at Porn
This a lesson that, sadly, needs repeating.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
July 23, 2012
What the Founders Said About 100-Round Assault-Rifle Magazines
Senator Ron Johnson thinks such magazines are constitutionally protected.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
July 20, 2012
Clothing Website Makes Awful Colorado Tweet
We’re going to throw up.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
July 3, 2012
Romney Campaign Tries to Make Venn Diagram, Fails
This makes our head hurt.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
May 30, 2012
President Obama and Mitt Romney: The Phone Transcript
Exclusive!
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
May 2, 2012
How Levi Johnston Chose His Daughter’s Name
A one act play.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Nov. 16, 2010
The Huffington Network
You don’t aggregate 500 million stories without making a few enemies.
By
Dan Amira
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Nitasha Tiku
imagined conversations
Sept. 30, 2010
Faisal Shahzad’s Secret Chat With the Taliban, Revealed
On the night of the failed car bombing, Shahzad talked to his Taliban handler online. This is what he said.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Feb. 26, 2010
An Exclusive Transcript of the Obama-Cheney Phone Call
Daily Intel’s fake scoop on a phone call that really happened.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Aug. 14, 2009
Joe the Plumber’s Stand-up Routine, Revealed!
Come with us as we cautiously peer into the future.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
May 20, 2009
What Goes On in a Secret Billionaires Meeting?
Oprah, Bloomberg, Buffett, and more extremely wealthy people held a secret meeting earlier this month.
By
Dan Amira
imagined conversations
Jan. 7, 2009
What Do Five Presidents Talk About Over Lunch?
Our exclusive transcript of the meeting between Obama, Clinton, Carter, and the Bushes.
By
Dan Amira