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    Joe Biden Looked Extra Cool While Buying Donuts TodayIt’s all about accessories. 
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Joe Biden Says Paul Ryan’s ‘Bullets Are Aimed at You’And inquires about soldiers serving in “Iraq or Iran.”
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Romney Campaign Releases Inevitable Laughing Biden AdWhat took them so long?
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Beau Biden Defends His Grinning DadAw. 
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Biden’s Constant Debate Laughter Was Either Delightful or Totally DisrespectfulDepends on whether you found Ryan’s answers hilarious.
    By Margaret Hartmann and Sarah Frank
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    Biden’s Air Force Two Aborts Two Landings on Tuesday“Good luck getting home.”
    By Brett Smiley
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    Joe Biden Helpfully Offers Up New Gaffe on Eve of DebateNote to self: Next time don’t suggest Obama ruined the economy.
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    The Most Watched Convention Speaker Was … Joe Biden?Proof that convention viewers are mainly interested in gaffes.
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where He Is, AgainWayne State is not Wright State.
    By Dan Amira
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    Barack Obama and Joe Biden Truly Embraced the Public TodayAn extra fun campaign trail photo post. 
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    U-Haul Truck With Equipment for Biden Visit Stolen in DetroitWelcome to the Motor City.
    By Brett Smiley
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    Biden Plans to Crash the Republican National ConventionIt’s his lifelong dream.
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Think Joe Biden Is ‘Nuts’Just a little “unbalanced.”
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Obama Defends Biden’s ‘Chains’ Remark to Entertainment OutletsPeople and Entertainment Weekly get the scoop.
    By Margaret Hartmann
  15. Biden Explains ‘Chains’ Remark Was a MetaphorHe actually got the term from the GOP.
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    What the Hell Did Joe Biden’s ‘Chain’ Remark Mean?Our vice-president made one doozy of a speech today.
    By Dan Amira
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    Joe Biden Was Also Booed at the NAACP TodayFor saying he needed to wrap up his speech.
    By Dan Amira
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    Joe Biden: ‘I Understood How Someone Could Consciously Decide to Commit Suicide’He spoke about the deaths of his first wife and daughter.
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Joe Biden Really, Really Wants You to Know He’s Irish CatholicAt a rabbinical gathering, at Cinco de Mayo.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden Is ‘Absolutely Comfortable’ With Gay MarriageAlso, he likes Will and Grace. 
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Bird Tries and Fails to Take Down Air Force TwoJoe Biden’s plane made an emergency landing after being struck by a bird. 
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    Five More Reasons Why Joe Biden Might Have Trouble on TwitterBiden on Twitter, round two.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden Manages to Overhype Bin Laden Death“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Osama Bin Laden Could Not Have Been Less Impressed With Joe BidenThis is hilarious.
    By Dan Amira
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    Obama Campaign Experimenting with Letting Joe Be JoeThere’s a new sheriff in town.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Turn the ‘Days Without a Biden Gaffe’ Sign Back to ZeroHe gets confused sometimes. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Joe Biden Will Host His Second Fund-raiser at The Four Seasons on FridayThe second in two months.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Does Obama Have Another Solyndra on His Hands? [Updated]New questions about its loans to electric-car companies.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Who Took Barack Obama’s TelePrompTer Hostage?Crime of the century!
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden’s Brother Received a Suspicious PackageWhy did it take an anthrax scare to clue us in to his existence?
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden Doesn’t Believe in Meeting CuteWife Jill told David Letterman about the couple’s early days.
    By Caroline Shin and Caroline Bankoff
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    Joe Biden Really, Really Misses the Open RoadNow he wants a motorcycle.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden Really Just Has a Couple Minor Quibbles With the Onion’s Portrayal of HimHe doesn’t just wash cars, he simonizes them. Whatever that means.
    By Noreen Malone
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    James Hoffa Is Not a Fan of the Tea PartyPlus, there’s a Biden on the loose!
    By Noreen Malone
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    Biden on China Trip: ‘I Didn’t Come to Explain a Damn Thing’The vice-president claims to have taken a brief break from making clarifying statements.
    By Caroline Bankoff
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    The Adventures of Joe Biden in MongoliaCamels, archery, and a woman doing something crazy.
    By Dan Amira
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    Chinese Have Little Patience for Joe Biden’s ChattinessThere were fisticuffs.
    By Noreen Malone
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    GOP Piles on Biden for Using the T-wordRand Paul: “Prefer to be thought of as a freedom fighter.”
    By Carrie Battan
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    Joe Biden Is Probably the Kind of Landlord Who’s Slow to Cash the Rent CheckMaybe that’s why the federal government rents from him.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Ten Reasons Why It’s a Bad Idea to Put Joe Biden on TwitterA walk down memory lane, in 140 characters or fewer!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Joe Biden Fund-raises Out of Pure Love for the GameHe loves to schmooze, but he’s not a huge draw on the donation circuit.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Joe Biden Threatens to Run for President AgainIn 2016, when he’s nearly 74 years old.
    By Dan Amira
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    Bin Laden’s Diaries Say Joe Biden Wasn’t Worth The Assassination Attempt“You could describe him as a micro-manager.”
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    If You’re Having a Brain Aneurysm, It’s Good to Know Joe BidenBiden will call the hospital and make sure you get the good doctor.
    By Dan Amira
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    Joe Biden Lands in Afghanistan for Surprise VisitThe White House is projecting the message: Attention is being paid to this battlefront.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Joe Biden Thought of a Joke and He Will Not Rest Until Everyone Has Heard ItOh, God.
    By Dan Amira
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    ‘Let Me Get This Straight: You Want to Interview the Vice President About Stories About Him in The Onion?’Joe Biden’s spokesman is not amused by ‘The Onion’ or the ‘Times.’
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Joe Biden: ‘If I Hear One More Republican Tell Me About Balancing the Budget, I Am Going to Strangle Them’“To the press: that’s a figure of speech.”
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Joe Biden ‘Guarantees’ That the Democrats Will Retain House MajorityOh, okay.
    By Dan Amira
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    Joe Biden Hands Out Hot Dogs, Thanks Bush for ‘Honoring Troops’ on Colbert“We disagreed on policy … you deserve a lot of credit.”
    By Josh Duboff
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