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  1. the man haunts everything
    Why Is Mark Sanchez on the Injured List? Blame Brett Favre.Mark Sanchez is fine. Nothing to see here.
  2. rivalries
    Which Rivalries Are Really, Totally Real?Justin Tuck hates the Cowboys as much as Giants fans do. What other rivalries stack up?
  3. eyes going crazy
    It’s Titans vs. Titans! Or Oilers! Or Something!The Jets and Titans are going to be wearing totally goofy uniforms this weekend. Crazy!
  4. do not pass go
    Plaxico Sentenced to Two Years in JailHe’ll begin his prison term immediately.
  5. all eli all the time
    Cowboys to Eli: ‘It’s On You.’ Eli: ‘No Problem.’Ill-mannered interloper ruins oil-baron soiree.
  6. irrational exuberance
    The New York Jets, Like You’ve Never Seen Them BeforeMeet the brand-new, electric J-E-T-S!
  7. how ‘bout them cowboys?
    The Giants Send the Cowboys (and Their Cage Dancers) Home UnhappyAnd George W. Bush, too.
  8. upset alert
    Here Come the Jets, World-BeatersSuddenly, everyone thinks the Jets have a chance against the Patriots.
  9. the other team must suffer
    The Evil People Who Are Attempting to Take What Is Rightfully Ours: Dallas Cowboys EditionFootball is based on hate. The Dallas Cowboys aren’t a team. They’re “Opponent.”
  10. the other team must suffer
    The Evil People Who Are Attempting to Take What Is Rightfully Ours: New England Patriots EditionFootball is based on hate. The New England Patriots aren’t a team. They’re “Opponent.”
  11. this week’s game
    The Giants’ Key to Victory on Sunday: Don’t Stare at the Scoreboard for Too LongEveryone else will be focused completely on the Cowboys’ new stadium. But there’s no reason the Giants should be.
  12. The New York Diet
    Giants Linebacker Danny Clark Keeps ‘Lean and Mean’ for the Team and“This is my tenth season. I eat healthy because I truly believe the older you get, the lighter you need to be.”
  13. cowboys stadium
    The Cowboys Prove They Can Price Out Their Fans With the Best of ’EmDid they learn nothing from their partners in hospitality, the Yankees?
  14. old fat white men doing battle
    Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick, Old PalsRex Ryan couldn’t be more different than Bill Belichick. Thank heavens.
  15. university of michigan football
    Notre Dame Football Complaints Refuted by Hard EvidenceYour weekly Michigan football MS Paint update.
  16. acting
    Michael Strahan’s Television Show … the Marketing Push!Finally, your dream of a Michael Strahan sitcom is approaching reality.
  17. authors whose books make us happy
    Joe Drape and the Amazing Unbeatable Football TeamNew York ‘Times’ sports reporter Joe Drape talks about his book ‘Our Boys,’ and explains what it was like to live in Kansas.
  18. all eli all the time
    Introducing the Eli Manning MicroblogAn obsessive weekly account of the maddening experience that is watching Eli Manning play professional football.
  19. who wants to be a wideout?
    Steve Smith Wins Week One of The Giants’ Next Top ReceiverAlso, the Giants played a football game and won.
  20. the rookies
    A Star Is Born! (And We’re Not Talking About Sanchez. Though Him Too.)Rex Ryan’s snarling pregame speech inspires large men to tackle other large men with extra intensity.
  21. preach on brother beavis
    Everybody Climb Aboard the Rex Ryan Crazy TrainRex Ryan is loud, brash, and over-the-top. Thank heavens.
  22. the other team must suffer
    The Evil People Who Are Attempting to Take What Is Rightfully Ours: Washington Redskins EditionFootball is based on hate. The Washington Redskins aren’t a team. They’re “Opponent.”
  23. the other team must suffer
    The Evil People Who Are Attempting to Take What Is Rightfully Ours: Houston Texans EditionFootball is based on hate. The Houston Texans aren’t a team. They’re “Opponent.”
  24. this week’s game
    Giants-Redskins Preview: Run, Brandon, Run!But careful: Washington knows what’s coming.
  25. pretty young thing
    Mark Sanchez Is About to Get Some Wear on His TiresReports of dashing behavior have been exaggerated.
  26. university of michigan football
    The University of Michigan Has an Alumni Chapter Consisting of People Who’ve Been in Space … and They Have This GuyHe’s, like, really really good with MS Paint.
  27. smack
    Albert Haynesworth Starts Lamest Beef Ever With Brandon JacobsOddly enough, “You so skinny” jokes don’t really offend 264-pound running backs.
  28. the sports section
    Play, ‘Skimpy’ Crowd at Vick’s First Game Could Have Been WorseHe could have stunk, and the crowd could have eaten him alive, for example.
  29. the sports section
    Jets Name Mark Sanchez Starting QBObviously.
  30. the sports section
    Clumsy Plaxico Explains How He Shot HimselfCareful on those stairs!
  31. the sports section
    Plaxico Accepts a Plea, Gets Two Years in JailIf he behaves, it might only be twenty months.
  32. Menus
    What to Eat at Jane/West 4th’s Football BreakfastWest 4th/Jane invites football fans to tail-gait every weekend at their Santa Monica space.
  33. the sports section
    Who Had August 18 in the Brett Favre Un-Retirement Pool?Face it: He’s never, ever going away.
  34. the sports section
    Another Miracle at the Meadowlands, Except Meaningless This TimeThe Giants won their preseason opener in dramatic fashion. If only it counted for anything.
  35. the sports section
    Eagles, at Least, Do Not Fear Michael VickBut many are speaking up for the dogs.
  36. Eli Manning Finally Gets His MoneyThe delay was over “marketing language” and the inability to find a big enough duffel bag.
  37. the sports section
    David Tyree Searching for a Roster Spot — and His Famous HelmetThe Super Bowl XLII hero might soon be out of a job.
  38. Eli Manning Scores Record Contract It’s a good time to be a star quarterback.
  39. the sports section
    Plaxico Burress IndictedBut Antonio Pierce got off.
  40. the sports section
    Jet Calvin Pace Suspended for Performance-Enhancing DrugsIt’s safe to say new coach Rex Ryan could have done without this.
  41. we’re not sporty
    Elisabeth Hasselbeck Now Shilling Football Maternity ClothesFootball apparel for women is Reebok’s fastest-growing business. Wait, what?
  42. the sports section
    Thank You, Jets and Giants, for a Drama-Free Off-seasonPlaxico Burress could be our problem right now, but he’s not.
  43. the sports section
    Is Ryan Leaf to Thank for Eli Manning Becoming a Giant?Turns out, the epic bust actually may have accomplished something during his NFL career.
  44. the sports section
    Even Other NFL Players Are Making Fun of Brett Favre NowThe Giants’ David Diehl mocks him at Comix.
  45. the sports section
    Brett Favre and the Ten Worst Sports RetirementsOur reckoning of superstars who sullied their legacies by coming out of retirement.
  46. the sports section
    Meet Your New QuarterbackIntroducing a side (okay, many sides) of Jets rookie Mark Sanchez you’ve never seen before.
  47. the sports section
    Thank God the Jets Released Favre, Who Simply Won’t Let GoFavre keeps lurching onward, talking this week about joining the Vikings next season.
  48. the sports section
    Draft Day 2009: What the Jets and Giants Might DoIncluding one scenario in which Brady Quinn becomes the new Jets quarterback.
  49. the sports section
    Leitch on John Madden: Boom Went the DynamiteHe’s right to retire: It’s definitely time.
  50. the sports section
    The Jets Have a Hankering for Quarterback Jay CutlerIt’s difficult to find a team in which Cutler would be a better fit.
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