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  1. the power of love
    Céline Dion Will Be Near, Far, and Wherever Needed in Her Rom-Dram DebutShe’ll be setting Sam Heughan and Priyanka Chopra Jonas up.
  2. game combat
    Netflix Takes a Stab at Its Own Assassin’s Creed AdaptationHopefully this series is better than the movie.
  3. the campaign trail
    The History of Musicians Saying ‘Hell No’ to Donald Trump Using Their SongsThe drama lingers as Election Day approaches.
  4. bachelor nation
    Clare Crawley Has Been Liking Tweets About The Bachelorette Forcing Her to LeaveThings just got interesting.
  5. trailer mix
    Bidi Bidi Bom Bom Your Way to Netflix’s Selena: The Series TrailerThe fringe boots!
  6. last night on late night
    John Oliver Calls Trump’s Debate Performance ‘Still Absolutely Appalling’“Unless you set the bar at ‘nobody caught fire,’ Trump will always find a way to disappoint.”
  7. respect the classics
    Stevie Nicks, Tenacious Witch, Performed With Double Pneumonia at 2019 Rock Hall“I knew before I went on stage that something was wrong with me, so I had to really pull it together.”
  8. trailer mix
    Tom Hanks, Civil War Daddy, Is the Captain Again in News of the World TrailerStill shooting for a Christmas theatrical release.
  9. trailer mix
    The Animaniacs Are Totally Insaney and Never Mansplainy in Their Reboot TrailerBack to the water tower we go.
  10. the streaming wars
    Shonda Rhimes Left ABC for Netflix After a Disneyland Ticket SnubAn executive allegedly told her, “Don’t you have enough?”
  11. bachelor nation
    This Was the Most Cringeworthy Group Date in Bachelorette History“I just sat here and was embarrassed,” Clare Crawley said. “Does anybody want to spend time with me?”
  12. what does amy adams think
    Kristen Bell Will Be Netflix’s Boozy Woman in the HouseWhy yes, that is a familiar title.
  13. cursed
    Wicked Loses Its Director … for GoodStephen Daldry has left the adaptation amid the pandemic.
  14. trailer mix
    Kaley Cuoco Is Crazy, Drunk, But Not a Killer in The Flight Attendant TrailerPrepare for turbulence.
  15. not shitty news
    John Oliver Christens the John Oliver Memorial Sewer PlantWell played, Danbury.
  16. bachelor nation
    Bachelorette No. 7, Ashley Hebert, Splits From Her Season’s WinnerShe and J.P. Rosenbaum were married for eight years and share two children.
  17. last night on late night
    John Oliver Wants You to Spare No Thoughts for ‘Totally Complicit’ Melania TrumpAnd her tacky Christmas decorations.
  18. a once in a lifetime event
    American Utopia’s Chris Giarmo on Political Art and Spike Lee’s Lipstick Advice“In addition to Spike’s acceptance and allyship, he was right. The red worked so much better.”
  19. live from new york it’s…
    Hello, Adele Is SNL’s Next HostYup, host. Not a typo.
  20. respect the classics
    John Fogerty to Donald Trump: This Cease and Desist Order Ain’t Fortunate, Son“He is using my words and my voice to portray a message that I do not endorse.”
  21. last night on late night
    Pandemic Dining Somehow Isn’t the Worst Part of Issa Rae’s SNL DateWe counted three “titty meat” references.
  22. last night on late night
    Tiffany ‘Notvanka’ Trump Is SNL’s Relatable Millennial“Daddy’s always taken the six-foot social-distance rule with me.”
  23. ugh
    Christopher Cross Reveals COVID-19 Almost Killed Him“There was some, you know, come-to-Jesus moments or whatever.”
  24. bachelor nation
    Luke Parker, Bachelorette Villain, Ordered to Pay $100,000 for Contract BreachDue to several unauthorized media appearances.
  25. very nice!
    Sacha Baron Cohen Hid in a Bathroom for 5 Hours to Prank Mike Pence“We were surrounded by Secret Service and police and internal security.”
  26. postmortems
    Leslie Jones Doesn’t Exactly Miss Her SNL Days“I wasn’t very free there.”
  27. superlatives
    Jerry Harrison on the Legacy of Talking Heads’ Remain in Light, 40 Years Later“There are genre-defying junctures where without a particular record, music would not have gone in various directions. Remain in Light qualifies.”
  28. chat room
    With Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham Trades ‘Shame Nun’ for ‘Iron Queen’“Trust me, I did wonder if that day was ever going to come — of people being able to see me without my wimple.”
  29. casting call
    Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, and Clout Join Adam McKay’s Netflix ComedyBut also Timothée Chalamet, Jonah Hill, and Film Twitter’s finest.
  30. programming note
    Fox Evicts Tim Allen’s Conservative SitcomLast Man Standing will end after nine seasons.
  31. respect the classics
    David Crosby Memorializes Eddie Van Halen: ‘Meh’In his defense, Crosby “didn’t even remember he had just died.”
  32. last night on late night
    Clare Crawley Torches Bachelorette Spoilers, Says It’s ‘False’ She Departs Early“It didn’t happen like that.”
  33. a once in a lifetime event
    Your 26-Step Aerobics Workout to David Byrne’s American UtopiaMade easy by some stunning GIFs.
  34. bachelor nation
    Every Hint About Clare Crawley’s 180 Turn in The Bachelorette Season Premiere“It feels like I just met my husband. Oh my god. I’m shaking.”
  35. other timelines
    Nicole Kidman, Oscar Winner, Says She ‘Wasn’t Talented Enough’ for Notting HillExcuse me.
  36. live from stars hollow
    Sean Gunn Ranks (Some of) Kirk’s Many Gilmore Girls JobsA look back at Stars Hollow’s best and worst gigs with the town’s most relentless entrepreneur.
  37. love in the time of corona
    Dominic West Not Having an Affair With Lily James, According to Him and His WifeA creative attempt to control a tabloid narrative.
  38. walk like…
    Gal Gadot to Embrace Smokey Eyes and Portray CleopatraWith Patty Jenkins as her director once again.
  39. last night on late night
    Bill Burr’s SNL Mobster Learns That Wokeness Is Important, Even in CrimeHe’s out of prison and definitely not PC.
  40. bachelor nation
    Unpacking All the Dramatic Gossip From The Bachelorette’s New SeasonTwo leading ladies? In this economy?
  41. last night on late night
    Put Kate McKinnon’s Mid-Sketch Mental Breakdown on Your 2020 Mood BoardAll it took was a squeaky SNL blood-pressure machine.
  42. last night on late night
    Joe Biden and Herman Cain Have a Turf War Over Mike Pence’s ScalpIn this week’s SNL cold open.
  43. trailer mix
    Kate Mara Preys on Her Student in Hulu’s A Teacher TrailerHer … high-school student.
  44. last night on late night
    Bill Maher Dissects the Hypocrisy of President Trump’s Coronavirus Treatment“He’s out after everything bragging, ‘Oh, I beat it.’ Yeah, with a team of doctors and experimental drugs.”
  45. keeping up with the royals
    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Win Their Paparazzi Drone CaseAn agency flew away with photos of their son, Archie, playing in their backyard.
  46. gorgeous ladies of wrestling
    Betty Gilpin Mourns GLOW, ‘Where Everybody Got to Do Their Dream’“Apparently numbers-wise GLOW really only appealed to men in kimonos and women in cat hair.”
  47. remembrances
    David Lee Roth, Gene Simmons, and More Mourn ‘Guitar God’ Eddie Van HalenMetallica called the guitarist, who died October 6, “an idol.”
  48. respect the classics
    Tonight, We Eat Brown M&M’s in Eddie Van Halen’s MemoryAn amusing story about rock’s most amusing tour rider.
  49. game show nation
    The Price Is Right’s Pandemic Era Will Be 77 Games and No AudienceCome on down … from a respectful distance.
  50. roll clip!
    Billie Eilish Performs Her Bond Song Under a Spooky ChandelierWith the help of her brother, Finneas.
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