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  1. the body politic
    Pregame Andrew Cuomo’s Press Conference With This Update About His Love LifeStraight from his ex-girlfriend.
  2. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Dog Might Be a Cat in DisguiseDon’t tell Gary what to do.
  3. a modern farewell
    How Do Our Modern Family Families Leave Us?Farewell, Pritchetts and Dunphys and Delgados.
  4. a modern farewell
    Modern Family’s Ty Burrell Wasn’t ‘Appealing, Charming, or Funny’ Enough for ABCGood thing they changed their minds.
  5. every rose has its thorn
    Kelley Flanagan Turns Against The Bachelor, Says She Was ‘Locked Up in a Closet’What NDA?
  6. last night on late night
    We Have Many Questions About Fallon’s House Slide After Hearing Its Origin Story“It didn’t come out quite as cute as it should’ve.”
  7. reunions
    The Desperate Housewives Cast Is Reuniting Without Their Two Main TroublemakersFelicity and Teri, where art thou?
  8. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Compares Jared Kushner to Your Favorite Succession Boar on the FloorA “Botoxed 9-year-old.”
  9. roll clip!
    Ellen Returns, Is the Latest Talk Show Host to Let Us Critique Her Living Room“Thanks for not being here.”
  10. coronavirus
    You’re Going to Have to Wait a Little Longer for Elena Ferrante’s New BookThe Lying Life of Adults has been pushed to September.
  11. last night on late night
    John Oliver Tries to Understand Trump’s Favorite ‘Pathetically Thirsty’ MediaOAN is “Fox News with even less shame and even fewer scruples.”
  12. health and safety
    Jay-Z and Meek Mill Donate Over 100,000 Coronavirus Masks to PrisonsHalf are going to Rikers Island.
  13. grrrrrrrr
    Hey, Cool Cats: We’re Reportedly Getting a Bonus Tiger King EpisodeAccording to Jeff Lowe.
  14. respect the classics
    Marianne Faithfull Hospitalized After Testing Positive for COVID-19She’s seeking treatment at a London hospital.
  15. you have to laugh
    Louis C.K. Reemerges With $7.99 Comedy Special During This ‘Shitty, Shitty Time’It’s called Sincerely Louis C.K.
  16. trailer mix
    Lettuce Enjoy Our Thyme With Nicole Richie in Her Nikki Fre$h TrailerShe’s a conscious trap queen.
  17. stop and chat about this
    Larry David Doesn’t Think Woody Allen ‘Did Anything Wrong’ After Reading Memoir“It’s a fantastic book, so funny.”
  18. last night on late night
    Bill Maher Returns to Real Time With a Real Fake Laugh TrackIt’s a choice.
  19. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Daughters Might As Well Get Their Own Show At This PointWhat can we say? Their comedic timing is great.
  20. gifcap
    I Watched This Meghan Markle Hallmark Film 5 Times So You Don’t Have ToUnless, maybe, you actually want to?
  21. vulture recommends
    Meghan Markle Makes Glorious Return to Acting by Narrating Elephant Farts“Oh, dear. Ah, who did that?”
  22. last night on late night
    Please Give Jimmy Fallon and His Wife’s Love Story a Rom-Com AdaptationOn The Tonight Show, they recapped how they got together.
  23. pretty pretty pretty good
    Larry David Has a Coronavirus PSA for All the ‘Idiots Out There’You know who you are.
  24. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Has a Special Boner Protocol in PlaceColton Underwood spills all.
  25. non buono
    Chris Cuomo Has Coronavirus, Will Continue Hosting His CNN Show From Home“I am quarantined in my basement, which actually makes the rest of the family seem pleased!”
  26. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert and John Oliver Lovingly Recall Their Most Violent Hecklers“There was a riot, I had to be hustled out by security.”
  27. art du jour
    The Goldfinch Is Real! Vincent van Gogh Art Theft Befalls Dutch MuseumThe smash and grab was made easy due to the museum’s closure.
  28. grrrrrrrr
    Doc Antle Was Hiding in Plain Sight During Britney Spears’s Infamous VMAs GigIn a cage with a tiger, of course.
  29. british tv
    The Great British Baking Show Delays New Season Due to Coronavirus ConcernsReady. Set. Tears.
  30. roll clip!
    Jeanine Pirro, You’re Doing Amazing, SweetieShe appeared disheveled and intoxicated during her Fox News show last night.
  31. that’s what they said
    The Office Wanted to Break Up Jim and Pam’s Marriage for One Last TwistJohn Krasinski was an early advocate for the idea.
  32. the industry
    New Amsterdam Cancels Upcoming Pandemic Episode for Obvious ReasonsHow timely.
  33. last night on late night
    Will Arnett Bringing a Laugh Track to Jimmy Kimmel Live Is Coronavirus Etiquette“I’m living pretty close to the bone over here.”
  34. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Daughters Might Be Comedy Double Agents for All We KnowThey discovered a boo button.
  35. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber Won’t Let Us Rest, Goes on Date With Bachelor Contestant KelleyHere we go again.
  36. primetime
    James Corden Plots Late Late Show Return With Coronavirus ‘Homefest’ SpecialHe’ll host from his garage.
  37. coronavirus
    You Know Things Are Bad When Jeremy Clarkson Self-Isolates to Protect James May“I haven’t even got the internet here. I can’t even watch pornography.”
  38. keeping up with the royals
    Not The Crown: Prince Charles Has the CoronavirusHe was recently with his mother, Queen Elizabeth.
  39. last night on late night
    We’re Unsure How Jimmy Fallon Survived His Monologue, But He Did and We’re ProudHis supercute daughters strike again.
  40. respect the classics
    This Year’s Rock Hall of Fame Induction Rolls Forward With New November DateHell yeah.
  41. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Salutes Andrew Cuomo’s Big D EnergyAs in Dad, guys, come on.
  42. last night on late night
    Trevor Noah’s Coronavirus Self-Care Tip Is Avoid the News“I don’t think it’s healthy.”
  43. trailer mix
    Survive Trailer: Sophie Turner Grew Strong and Learned How to Get AlongAnother reason not to fly.
  44. this! is! helpful!
    There’s Never Been a Better Time to Take Jeopardy!’s Online TestWhat are you waiting for?
  45. health
    At Least the Coronavirus Hasn’t Affected Rita Wilson’s Sick Rap SkillsHip hip hooray.
  46. health
    Younger’s Debi Mazar Details Her ‘Morphy’ Monthlong Coronavirus Battle“Today my lungs are heavy, but I’m tough.”
  47. fashion du jour
    Christian Siriano and His Employees Are Making Face Masks for New York Hospitals“We are making waves.”
  48. roll clip!
    Jerry Gergich Does Entire Coronavirus PSA Without Having a Fart Attack“We’ve got some foods and we’re ready for our breakfast, because we have a little song we sing every day for breakfast.”
  49. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Daughters Are Chaos Agents of CutenessWhat, you thought hosting from a tent would be easy?
  50. the late night wars
    Jimmy Fallon to Continue Doing Self-Isolation Monologues From HomeHe’s recruiting famous pals on Zoom.
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