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  1. oh canada
    Justin Trudeau Politely Stops Press Conference to Get CoatModeling “healthy behavior,” indeed.
  2. shiny unhappy people
    Michael Stipe No Longer Feels Fine About All ThisPlease send his coronavirus video to your stubborn dad.
  3. roll clip!
    There’s Nothing You Can Name That’s Anything Like a Dame Judi Coronavirus PSA“Just keep laughing.”
  4. coronavirus
    The Show Won’t Go on for the Olivier AwardsDue to the coronavirus, they “no longer feel that it is feasible to host the ceremony.”
  5. roll clip!
    Cuomo Brothers Arguing About Mom’s Favorite Is Cable TV’s Hottest New Drama“You’re blowing the credibility of the entire interview.”
  6. roll clip!
    The Today Show Promotes Al Roker’s Kitchen to Meteorology StudioNo coronavirus there.
  7. health
    Even Tormund Has the CoronavirusThe Game of Thrones actor revealed he “only” has “mild symptoms of a cold.”
  8. fashion du jour
    The Met Gala Will Be Held in Everyone’s Individual Closets, AloneIt’s been “postponed indefinitely” due to the coronavirus.
  9. health
    Idris Elba Tests Positive for the Coronavirus: ‘Yeah, and It Sucks’“Look, this is serious.”
  10. health
    Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace Star, Tests Positive for the Coronavirus“I’ve actually been ill for almost a week now.”
  11. last night on late night
    John Oliver Will Give You 30 Seconds to Be ‘Selfishly Angry’ About Coronavirus“You’ve got to get that out of your system.”
  12. coronavirus
    Abigail Disney Wants You to Bippity Bop the Hell Away From Her Family’s ParksSplash Mountain won’t save you from the coronavirus.
  13. vulture sports
    Ken Burns Revives Sports, Lets You Stream His Epic Baseball Documentary for FreePeanuts and Cracker Jacks not included.
  14. $$$$
    The Box Office Had Its Worst Weekend in Two DecadesSitting super close to strangers in a dark room? In this coronavirus climate?
  15. the harvey weinstein case
    Kate Beckinsale Says Harvey Weinstein Berated Her for Not Dressing Slutty“He said, ‘If I am throwing a red carpet you get in a tight dress, you shake your ass, you shake your tits.’”
  16. every rose has its thorn
    The Bachelor’s Peter Weber and His Mom Are Back to Being BFFsMadison who?
  17. last night on late night
    Bill Maher Hopes Some Reverse ‘Lock Him Up!’ Psychology Will Quarantine TrumpMaher hosted in front of an empty audience due to coronavirus concerns.
  18. bachelor nation
    Not Rosy: The Bachelor’s Peter Weber and Madison Prewett Break UpBarb must be thrilled!
  19. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Hannah Ann Sluss Says Peter Weber Was Never Over Hannah Brown“He tried to convince me that I should feel comfortable with that.”
  20. bachelor nation
    Rachel Lindsay and Becca Kufrin Sure Think The Bachelor’s Madison Is a Phony“It makes me question her motives her entire time.”
  21. bachelor nation
    Uh, Are The Bachelor’s Peter and Madison Still Together?Because things aren’t looking peachy.
  22. bachelor nation
    Hannah Ann Sluss Joins the Pantheon of Exquisite Bachelor F-You BreakupsOne month after her engagement to Peter Weber, things ended. Badly.
  23. every rose has its thorn
    Every Insult and Hard Truth Peter’s Mom Gives Madison on The Bachelor Finale“All his friends, his family, everyone that knows him knows that it’s not going to work.”
  24. every rose has its thorn
    Bachelor ‘After the Final Rose’ Attendees Must Sign Coronavirus Disclosure FormsThe “new and temporary measures” must be followed in order to see Peter make a fool out of himself in the studio.
  25. fashion du jour
    Billie Eilish and Her Baggy Clothes Open Tour With Message to Body Shamers“The body I was born with, is it not what you wanted?”
  26. bachelor nation
    The 4 Big WTF Moments From The Bachelor Finale, Which Is, Oh God, Only Part OneWell, a woman eliminated herself, so …
  27. the law
    Tekashi 6ix9ine Will Be Released From Prison Just in Time for Leo SeasonThat was fast.
  28. lawsuits
    No Need to Wonder Anymore: Led Zeppelin Wins Their ‘Stairway to Heaven’ LawsuitYet again!
  29. obits
    Max von Sydow, Exorcist Star and Oscar Nominee, Dead at 90He also memorably played Game of Thrones’ Three-Eyed Raven.
  30. this! is! an icon!
    Alex Trebek Confirms He’s Kicking Pancreatic Cancer’s Ass“I’d be lying if I said the journey had been an easy one.”
  31. respect the classics
    A Genesis Reunion Is in the Air TonightThis is not a drill!!!!
  32. bachelor nation
    What We Learned About New Bachelorette Clare Crawley From Her Yelp ReviewsLike any hairstylist in a large city, her clients have a lot to say.
  33. so happy together
    Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Insist They’re Still Together, You CynicsTo Instagram we go.
  34. bachelor nation
    Rachel Lindsay Says Thirsty Instagram Influencers Are Killing Bachelor Franchise“I’m probably the only lead that is bold enough to speak out and say something.”
  35. bachelor nation
    The Biggest Bombshells From the Unusually Dull ‘Women Tell All’ Bachelor ReunionThe two best contestants weren’t even there!
  36. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Ending Still Hasn’t Been Spoiled. So What’s Going to Happen?The most compelling theories about what’s going to happen with Peter and his two finalists.
  37. obits
    James Lipton, Inside the Actors Studio Host and Actor, Dead at 93He hosted the popular interview show for two decades.
  38. bachelor nation
    New Bachelorette Clare Crawley Doesn’t Care If You Think Her Age Is a ‘Negative’“I’m not the one you guys should be worried about. Let me tell you that.”
  39. bachelor nation
    Clare Crawley Is Your Next BacheloretteThe 38-year-old hairstylist has a long, interesting history within the franchise.
  40. awards season never ends
    Jennifer Lopez Admits She’s ‘Sad’ Oscars Snubbed Her Hustlers Performance“I felt like I let everyone down a little bit.”
  41. respect the classics
    Paulina Porizkova Feels ‘Betrayed’ After Ric Ocasek Excludes Her From WillShortly before his death, the Cars frontman wrote that his wife of several decades is entitled to nothing, “because she has abandoned me.”
  42. last night on late night
    John Mulaney Will Sexually Confuse You With His Sound of Music Nazi“Age is just a number that the government keeps track of.”
  43. last night on late night
    The Actual Mayor of New York, David Byrne, Burns Down the SNL HouseWith “Once in a Lifetime” and “Toe Jam.”
  44. the piano man cometh
    Billy Joel Cordially Invites You to Break Into His MansionYou just maybe won’t make it out alive.
  45. dat democratic azz
    Tom Steyer Remains in Presidential Race Just for ‘Back That Azz Up’ Dad DanceTwenty perfect seconds.
  46. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon Was the Cupid Who Brought Justin and Hailey Bieber TogetherAll that was needed to re-spark their romance? Beer caps.
  47. live from the mariana trench
    The Story Behind 30 Rock’s Magnificently Silly Leap Day Episode“Instead of doing our actual work, we can spend half a day talking about the plot of a movie for this made-up holiday.”
  48. corporate drama
    Hey Now, Hilary Duff Puts Disney+ on Blast for Lizzie McGuire Revival ProblemsThe show has been plagued by delays, with Duff now hinting it was deemed too adult for the streaming service.
  49. obits
    Clive Cussler, Adventure Author and Explorer, Dead at 88His novels were almost always best sellers, and, oh yeah, he discovered dozens of shipwrecks.
  50. roll clip!
    Viral London ‘Shallow’ Singer Visits Ellen As Subway Karaoke Across World SpikesCharlotte Awbery’s just a regular Ally.
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