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  1. horrible things
    Duffy Reemerges After Years of Silence to Say She Was ‘Raped and Held Captive’The singer found success in 2008 with her hit “Mercy,” then mysteriously faded from the spotlight.
  2. bachelor nation
    Why Bachelor Producers Made the Contestants Live Together for Fantasy Suites“It was tough love, and it was really awkward, and again, in the history of the show, I don’t know if we’ve ever done this.”
  3. remembrances
    Everything That Happened at Kobe and Gianna Bryant’s ‘Celebration of Life’You don’t need to be in Los Angeles to pay respects.
  4. extremely online
    Congrats to Kyle MacLachlan, Who Finally Got Me Interested in TikTokA damn fine inaugural video.
  5. roll clip!
    Don’t You Know You Can Watch Kelly Clarkson Cover ‘Hold On’ With Wilson PhillipsWe may have reached peak Kellyoke.
  6. the law
    Jussie Smollett Pleads Not Guilty to New Charges That He Staged His Hate CrimeSmollet’s team attempted to have the charges dismissed, claiming double jeopardy, but a judge has refused to delay the proceedings.
  7. bachelor nation
    Who Will Be the Next Bachelorette?Let’s analyze the odds from Peter Weber’s group of women and beyond.
  8. awards season
    Rihanna’s Speech, Blue Ivy Carter’s Win, and What You Missed at the NAACP Awards“If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that we can fix this world together,” Rih said. “We can’t do it divided.”
  9. mazel
    All Timelines Confirm Quentin Tarantino Is Now a DadIt’s a son!
  10. the digital age
    Where Has Savage Gigi Hadid Been Hiding in This Runway We Call Life?She’s unbothered by Jake Paul’s “irrelevant ugly ass.”
  11. let’s talk politics
    Clint Eastwood’s Got the Moves Like BloombergPresidential endorsement alert.
  12. auteur theory
    Martin Scorsese Is ‘Eagerly Awaiting’ Another Oscars Battle With Bong Joon HoWe have 2022 vision.
  13. womaneater
    Sex Machine John Oates Says He’s Slept With ‘Thousands’ of WomenYacht rock is a sonic aphrodisiac.
  14. trailer mix
    Beforeigners Trailer: You Are Not Prepared for This Time-Traveling Vikings ShowOne ticket to Oslo, please.
  15. a heart of rage
    Neil Young Declares His Biggest Fan, Donald Trump, a ‘Disgrace to My Country’He’s an American now.
  16. respect the classics
    Joni Mitchell Is Making New Music Again, According to James TaylorShould we believe him?
  17. art du jour
    Ben Affleck Breaks His Silence on Lying About His Back Tattoo“It felt invasive.”
  18. bachelor nation
    What Exactly Was Peter Weber’s Ex Warning Him About on The Bachelor?Yeah, it’s about Victoria F., but how bad is it?
  19. this really must be the place
    Twice in a Lifetime: David Byrne’s American Utopia Will Return to Broadway!Dreams do come true.
  20. casting call
    We’re All Alright, Because Topher Grace Is Returning to TV ComediesA sitcom about the economy? In this economy?
  21. friendship
    Justin Bieber Doesn’t Want Billie Eilish to ‘Lose It’ Like He DidHe cried while offering his help.
  22. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Victoria F. Apologizes for White Lives Matter Modeling Scandal“I hope I can be shown grace as I navigate through this process.”
  23. respect the classics
    Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s ‘Karn Evil 9’ Turning Into FilmThe lyrics will fuel the sci-fi adventure.
  24. every rose has its thorn
    Krystal Nielson and Chris Randone Are The Bachelor’s First Married Pair to SplitLove sucks.
  25. obits
    Caroline Flack, Love Island Host and Tenured TV Presenter, Dead at 40She was the face of numerous British reality programs for over a decade.
  26. she’s 82!
    Jane Fonda Bravely Quits Plastic Surgery“I’m not going to cut myself up anymore.”
  27. last night on late night
    Justin Timberlake Fondly Recalls Time When Boomers Pelted Him With Urine Bottles“It wasn’t always good times for me, you guys.”
  28. every rose has its thorn
    There Is a Very Juicy Rumor About the End of The BachelorUnpacking the theory that’s taken everyone by storm.
  29. mazel
    We’ve Been to the Year 2020, and Sophie Turner Is Pregnant With Joe Jonas’s BabyCongrats to the couple.
  30. great adaptations
    P.S. I Love You Is Getting a Sequel, Will Trade Letters for PodcastsAnd it’ll hopefully bring back its best actor: the Irish countryside.
  31. respect the classics
    Sweet Conclusion: Aerosmith Reinstates Their Estranged DrummerJustice for Joey Kramer!
  32. bachelor nation
    Booted Bachelor Contestant Spends Car Ride Home Listing Reasons Why Peter SucksInspiring.
  33. quiz time
    Which Unhinged Man-Chasing Tammy Said It?A very necessary Bachelor vs. Parks and Rec quiz.
  34. miss jackson
    You Can See Janet Jackson on Tour This Year, If Ya NastyAnd we’re getting a new album! Blessings.
  35. oscars 2020
    Perfect Humblebrag: Bong Joon Ho Apologizes to Engravers for All of His Oscars“I’m so sorry for the hard work.”
  36. last night on late night
    Watch Colin Jost Squirm at a Scarlett Johansson Impression As a Pre-Oscars Treat“Do you feel like you’re at home?”
  37. last night on late night
    RuPaul Is Reading These Book Girls to Filth, Like Nancy Drew, That Horny BitchThe library is open.
  38. last night on late night
    Move Over RuPaul, Drag’s New It Girl Is … Chad?His tucking needs work.
  39. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber Feels Bad at How Quickly He United Bachelor Fans Against Him“I’m definitely getting some tough skin.”
  40. r9
    Rihanna Hive, We’re Taking a Vow of R9 Silence“I like to antagonize my fans a little bit. Well, they antagonize me, too!”
  41. last night on late night
    J.Lo Assures Nation That Bruce Springsteen Loved Her Super Bowl Halftime ShowShe sampled “Born in the U.S.A.” during the performance.
  42. bachelor nation
    Cosmo Pulls Bachelor Contestant’s Cover Due to White Lives Matter Modeling PastPeter Weber is now defending Victoria Fuller, saying “she’s a good person.”
  43. keeping up with the royals
    In Today’s Mad Libs, Katy Perry and Prince Charles Are Collaborating in AsiaDrop the single already.
  44. this seems unnecessarily cruel
    Showtime Cancels Ray Donovan; Dads Across America Begin the 5 Stages of GriefIt had a wicked good run for seven seasons.
  45. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber Confirms He’s a Messy Bitch Who Lives for The Bachelor Drama“If all the women were just getting along super well, they probably wouldn’t have been super into me.”
  46. the theatre
    He Lives! The Hamilton Film Will Be Released in 2021It’s been long enough.
  47. the sports page
    Paul Rudd Is Joy Personified While Celebrating Kansas City’s Super Bowl WinHe’s just so happy.
  48. the tech age
    Billie Eilish Blames ‘Stupid’ Internet for Freaking Out Over Drake Texts“Everybody’s so sensitive. A grown man can’t be a fan of an artist?”
  49. awards season
    Parasite and Jojo Rabbit Enjoy Symbiotic Relationship As WGA Awards WinnersOnly a week to go until the Oscars.
  50. last night on late night
    SNL Begs Us to Consider the Business Consequences of Pizza-Delivery PornOf course the owner’s pissed that he keeps losing money.
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