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  1. last night on late night
    Pack Up and Fly Away From The Bachelor’s Big Boy PilotYou’ll need some exotic booze and rarefied air to survive a chat.
  2. hova
    Jay-Z Backed Out of Super Bowl Halftime Show When NFL Asked Him to Bring Friends“That is not how you go about it, telling someone that they’re going to do the halftime show contingent on who they bring.”
  3. obits
    Mary Higgins Clark, ‘Queen of Suspense’ and Prolific Author, Dead at 92More than 100 million copies of her books have been sold in America alone.
  4. trailer mix
    Drama Becomes the Sixth Sense in Netflix’s Love Is Blind TrailerWould you marry someone you’ve never seen?
  5. remembrances
    Sports Legends, NBA Stars, and Fans Mourn the Death of Kobe BryantEveryone from Dwyane Wade to Usain Bolt.
  6. this! is! a helpful guide!
    These 10 Easy Clues Will Convince You to Take Jeopardy!’s Online TestOr at least give you a confidence booster.
  7. roll clip!
    Everything Will Be Alright (Alright!): Jimmy Eat World Performs at Tiny DeskDo everything you can!
  8. trailer mix
    A White Storm (It’s Cocaine) Is Coming in This Narcos: Mexico Season Two TrailerThese cartels … they’re no fun.
  9. he’ll be there for you
    David Schwimmer Says He Fought for More Diverse Friends Casting“I campaigned for years to have Ross date women of color.”
  10. respect the classics
    Brian May Designed This Crazy Little Thing Called a Guitar Sports BraHonestly, it’s not bad.
  11. and i goop!
    Let These 10 Goop Lab GIFs Ooze All Over YouNothing beats the goopiness of an energy exorcism.
  12. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Pulls a Mark Knopfler, Snubs the Rock and Roll Hall of FameHow the hell does a show visit Cleveland and not visit the city’s greatest landmark?
  13. bachelor nation
    Chase Rice Says The Bachelor Tricked Him Into Humiliating His Ex“The fact they did that to me, it’s over the top, it’s unnecessary.”
  14. remembrances
    Kanye West Eulogizes Kobe Bryant During His Weekly Sunday Service“I just broke down, broke down, broke down.”
  15. obits
    NBA Legend Kobe Bryant Killed in Helicopter CrashThe 41-year-old superstar, his 13-year-old daughter Gianna, and as many as seven others died after Bryant’s helicopter crashed outside Los Angeles.
  16. awards season
    Sam Mendes and 1917 Crowned DGA Awards Winner in One Single-Take CeremonyBest Picture is looking like a sure thing now.
  17. last night on late night
    Medieval Times Should Be So Lucky to Employ Adam Driver’s Unhinged KnightHe’ll murder the “bastard” king with a weapon he brought from home.
  18. last night on late night
    Okay Boomer, Kylo Ren Is the First Order’s Newest InternThe culture needs to change.
  19. music lies and videotape
    Presenting Cartow Karaoke, the Artist Formerly Known As Carpool KaraokeAmusing footage on social media revealed that James Corden doesn’t actually drive his car.
  20. roll clip!
    The Real Scare of Jennifer Aniston’s Friends Prank Is How Nobody Loves RachelShe didn’t climb from barista to fashion executive for this disrespect.
  21. respect the classics
    Aerosmith Drummer Sues Band for Sweet Exclusion, LosesA judge has now ruled against Joey Kramer’s lawsuit to perform with the band over Grammys weekend.
  22. respect the classics
    Relive the Glory of Rush and Neil Peart With Rare 2008 Colbert Report Interview“You’ve been touring for over 30 years. Do you ever get tired of being so awesome and kicking so much ass?”
  23. trailer mix
    Taylor Swift Wants History on Her Side With Miss Americana TrailerComing later this month to Netflix.
  24. obits
    John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, and More Mourn the Death of Terry Jones“Two down, four to go.”
  25. royal television
    A ‘Satirical’ Look at the British Royal Family Is Coming to HBO Max, You ChavsOh, it’s also animated.
  26. obits
    This Is the Only Way to Go: Folk Singer David Olney Dies OnstageHe was 71.
  27. health and wellness
    Ozzy Osbourne Is Battling Parkinson’s Disease“I’m no good with secrets. I cannot walk around with it anymore ’cause it’s like I’m running out of excuses.”
  28. bachelor nation
    Just How Many Miss USA Alumnae Are on The Bachelor This Season?Too many.
  29. keeping up with the royals
    Withhold Your Crown Jokes, Because Netflix Is Courting Meghan and HarryObviously.
  30. the epstein case
    Lifetime Expands Surviving Franchise With Jeffrey Epstein DocuseriesIt will premiere this summer.
  31. awards season
    It Only Took 103 Years, But 1917 Won the PGA AwardsWe have our new Best Picture front-runner.
  32. keeping up with the royals
    Megxit Will Take Effect in Spring 2020The deal’s done: The couple will abandon their royal titles and repay taxpayer money.
  33. last night on late night
    Bill Maher Hopes Meghan and Harry Screw the Royals Even Further“Do you want to be remembered for greatness? Then burn your boats completely.”
  34. last night on late night
    Paddington 2 Is Ruining Hugh Grant’s Political Life“Some of the kids burst into tears.”
  35. chat room
    Ken Jennings Didn’t Want to Compete in Jeopardy!’s GOAT Tournament“I got some emails strongly telling me I should change my mind.”
  36. this! is! a q&a!
    Brad Rutter on Why He Lost Jeopardy!’s Greatest of All Time Tournament“You know, I think I might’ve been too loose.”
  37. this! is! a quiz!
    Can You Answer the Jeopardy! Clues Ken, James, and Brad Couldn’t?Even the greatest of all time sometimes struggle.
  38. respect the classics
    A Running Tally of 2020’s Juiciest Rock Hall DramaWinning the fan vote did nothing for Dave Matthews Band.
  39. respect the classics
    Whitney Houston and Nine Inch Nails Lead 2020 Rock Hall of Fame Induction ClassWe have eight inductees in total.
  40. this! is! a recap!
    Ken Jennings Is Jeopardy!’s Greatest Player of All TimeWe’re so proud.
  41. great adaptations
    Another Game of Thrones Actor Has Been Tempted Into Amazon’s Lord of the RingsYoung Ned Stark, welcome.
  42. this! is! a theory!
    A Completely Unsubstantiated Theory About Jeopardy!’s GOAT TournamentWill Brad Rutter stage a dramatic, come-from-behind win?
  43. this! is! a ranking!
    The Name Doodles on Jeopardy’s Greatest of All Time Tournament, RankedAt least try a doodle, Brad Rutter.
  44. stalker chic
    You Will Return for a Third Season, With or Without YouJoe and Love ride again.
  45. bachelor nation
    My God, This Explosive Bachelor Champagne Clip Should Be NSFWThis is why you use glasses.
  46. bachelor nation
    Is Hannah Brown Gone for Good on The Bachelor?Ominous footage from Peter Weber’s proposal suggests otherwise.
  47. trailer mix
    Shrill Season Two Trailer: She’s Not Off the Rails, She Is the RailsThis is poetry!
  48. rock hall 2020
    Does Dave Matthews Band’s Fan Vote Win Mean They’re Definitely in the Rock Hall?They clinched the top spot with over 1 million votes, but it might not even matter.
  49. this! is! a feature!
    Thank Twitter for the Existence of Jeopardy!’s Greatest of All Time Tournament“The impetus was social media. It was the chatter and the speculation.”
  50. this! is! a recap!
    James Holzhauer All-in With Day Two Jeopardy Greatest of All Time Tournament WinHe and Ken Jennings are now tied.
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