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  1. keeping up with the royals
    Former Suits Star to Return to North AmericaGive us the spinoff.
  2. premieres
    Hey, High Roller, Ozark Season 3 Debuts in MarchCasino time.
  3. this! is! a recap!
    Ken Jennings Wins Day One of Jeopardy!’s Greatest of All Time Tournament by $200Brad Rutter, meanwhile, had a surprisingly subpar start.
  4. bachelor nation
    We Need Bonus Footage of These Bachelor Contestants Attempting Math“I’m so nervous. I’m sweating.”
  5. bachelor nation
    Hannah Brown’s Bachelor Appearance Was One Rosé-Filled Gasp After Another“I don’t know what I did. I don’t know what the fuck I was doing.”
  6. this! is! jeopardy!
    Everything You Need to Know About Jeopardy!’s Ultimate VIP TournamentKen Jennings, James Holzhauer, and Brad Rutter face off.
  7. trailer mix
    The Goop Lab Trailer: It’s Dangerous, It’s Unregulated, and It’s Gwyneth PaltrowNetflix is oozing.
  8. $$$$
    Frozen 2 Defeats Frozen to Become Highest Grossing Animated Film EverEntertainment conglomerates, rejoice!
  9. award season
    Parasite and Greta Gerwig Are the Darlings of National Society of Film CriticsJust in time for Oscar nominations.
  10. masculinity
    Terry Gilliam Is Tired of White Men ‘Being Blamed for Everything’“I don’t like the term black or white. I’m now referring to myself as a melanin-light male.”
  11. the videodome
    Pepto-Bismol Is Required After Watching Justin Bieber’s ‘Yummy’ VideoFeaturing inspired lyrics such as: “Yeah, you got that yummy-yum.”
  12. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber Defies Inevitable Bachelor Influencer Future, Returns to Pilot JobLook for him as the pilot on your next Delta flight.
  13. legends
    Alex Trebek’s Jeopardy! Farewell Speech Already Has Us Reaching for the Tissues“I’ve kind of, in my mind, rehearsed it already.”
  14. health
    Alex Trebek Says He’s Struggling With Depression After Cancer Diagnosis“I’m not always the most pleasant person to be around.”
  15. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Peter Weber Insists There’s More to Him ‘Than Just a Windmill’We’ll see.
  16. in a galaxy far far away
    Star Wars Writer Clarifies Kelly Marie Tran’s Limited Rise of Skywalker Role“The last thing we were doing was deliberately trying to sideline Rose.”
  17. the literati
    Cool Brooklyn Uncle Barack Obama Reveals His Favorite Books of 2019Trick Mirror with a side of Normal People.
  18. the streaming wars
    Spotify Rings in 2020 by Suspending All Political AdsWe love sonic bipartisanship.
  19. the jukebox
    Whoa, Well She Never Meant to Brag, But Paramore’s Hayley Williams Is Going SoloNo misery business here!
  20. chirp chirp
    Trent Reznor Belatedly Calls His Bird Box Score a Big Ole ‘Shit Cake’“That was a fucking waste of time.”
  21. jellicle
    James Corden’s Cats Review: ‘I’ve Heard It’s Terrible’To be clear, he also stars in Cats.
  22. chat room
    David Byrne Embraced His Inner ‘Crazy Grandpa’ for John Mulaney’s Kids’ Special“I assume kids don’t know me at all and when they see me in this special they’ll go, Who’s that dude?”
  23. $$$$
    Cats Is a Jellicle Box-Office BombWas the digital-fur technology really worth it?
  24. the jukebox
    Rihanna Now Just Dangling Album Updates Like Meat“Refusing to release it.”
  25. coupling
    Are Stefon and Summer Roberts Dating?Bill Hader and Rachel Bilson, that is.
  26. last night on late night
    We Must Thank God for Aidy Bryant’s ‘Beautiful, Fat Ass’She’s embracing her inner Lizzo.
  27. last night on late night
    It’s Not a Beautiful Day for Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood to Start Gentrifying“It’s like a magic trick. White people pay a lot of money, and then poof, all the black people are gone.”
  28. last night on late night
    Half of Netflix’s Budget Was on Eddie Murphy’s SNL Monologue StageDave Chappelle! Chris Rock! Tracy Morgan!
  29. drama
    Ruth Wilson Left The Affair After Showrunner Frequently Coerced Sex ScenesWilson felt showrunner Sarah Treem pressured her into doing “titillating” scenes.
  30. phobias
    Adam Driver Runs Away From His Biggest Fear (Himself) During Fresh Air InterviewHe wasn’t happy about listening to a certain Marriage Story clip.
  31. fashion du jour
    Timothée Chalamet’s Little Women Outfits Are Anachronistic, Just for His FansWith very special inspiration from Bob Dylan.
  32. roll clip!
    Deck the Halls With Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)’ CoverHo, ho, ho.
  33. keeping up with the royals
    Roulades Don’t Care If You’re the Goddamn Future King and Queen of EnglandKate and Will, you’re in Mary Berry’s kitchen now.
  34. respect the classics
    Roger Daltrey Would Prefer If You Skipped a Few Songs From the Who’s New Album“This bonus track shit, I don’t get it.”
  35. bachelor nation
    Shout Out to the Sole 30-Year-Old Contestant on This Season’s The BachelorWe love you, Natasha.
  36. purrrrrr
    Jason Derulo Has One Cats Gripe: ‘They CGI-ed the Dick Out’Seems reasonable.
  37. roll clip!
    Mariah Carey and Billy Eichner Are Shining So Brightly Everywhere (in NYC)So brightly, baby.
  38. obits
    Chuy Bravo, Chelsea Handler’s Affable Sidekick, Dead at 63He appeared on more than 1,000 Chelsea Lately episodes.
  39. obits
    Anna Karina, Legend of the French New Wave, Dead at 79She was Jean-Luc Godard’s muse.
  40. the industry
    Orlando Jones Says New ‘White Man’ Showrunner Fired Him From American GodsThe show’s production company is insisting he was dropped to “reflect the complex mythology of the source material.”
  41. last night on late night
    Protect Scarlett Johansson From the Hallmark Gazebo Suite at All Costs“I live in stock footage of New York City that still has the Twin Towers in it.”
  42. last night on late night
    There Are Very Fine People on Both Sides of Kellyanne Conway’s Marriage StorySubtweeting at the dinner table alert.
  43. last night on late night
    Baby Yoda Is a Lot More Self-Aware Than We ThoughtHe’s flaunting his Reebok deal on SNL.
  44. multiple directions
    You Can Ask Harry Styles About His Sexuality, But Don’t Expect an Answer“Am I sprinkling in nuggets of sexual ambiguity to try and be more interesting?”
  45. last night on late night
    Chris Martin Broke His Restraining Order to See Hugh Grant Again“I sent him fan mail as a 40-year-old man.”
  46. friendship timelines
    A Timeline of Stevie Nicks and Her ‘Love Child’ Harry Styles’s FriendshipWe’ll relive their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame moments forever.
  47. rocked and rolled
    The Story Behind the Who’s Iconic ‘A Quick One’ Performance, Now Available in HD“They were very aware,” director Michael Lindsay-Hogg told us, “of what they had just done.”
  48. spin the wheel
    Vanna White Had 30 Minutes to Prepare for Her Wheel of Fortune Hosting Debut“P-A-N-I-C. Panic is the word that comes to mind!”
  49. bling bling
    Céline Dion’s Massive Ring Is Waiting to Be KissedShow some respect.
  50. last night on late night
    Timothée Chalamet Would Play a Tree for Greta Gerwig“Like Scarlett Johansson!”
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