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  1. game shows
    Consonants and Vowels Reveal: Vanna White Hosted Wheel of Fortune for First TimeWith Minnie Mouse filling in for her.
  2. vulture recommends
    The Grooviest Song From the Who’s New Album Was Actually Recorded 50 Years Ago“Got Nothing to Prove” was originally shelved in 1966 for its lack of emotional resonance.
  3. obits
    Juice WRLD, Rapper and Singer-Songwriter, Dead at 21In a startling new report, the rapper reportedly may have caused his accidental death by swallowing pills, so police wouldn’t find them.
  4. auteur theory
    HFPA President Shrugs Off Lack of Female Golden Globe Director Nominees“We vote by film and accomplishment.”
  5. trailer mix
    Ghostbusters: Afterlife Trailer: Who Ya Gonna Reboot?This franchise! With Paul Rudd!
  6. obits
    Caroll Spinney, Celebrated Sesame Street Puppeteer, Dead at 85He was the man behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.
  7. last night on late night
    Yes, This Unemployed Smurf Man Is Jennifer Lopez’s SNL HusbandAnd nobody can believe it.
  8. last night on late night
    Don’t Be Fooled by the Rock That She’s Got, J.Lo Still Wants Some ChadYuck.
  9. i want to ride my peloton
    The Peloton Husband Is Worried That His Acting Career Is Dead“People turned down a pretty dark path and it turned into a nasty thing.”
  10. obits
    Ron Leibman, Friends Actor and Tony Winner, Dead at 82You also probably know his voice from Archer.
  11. trailer mix
    Disney’s Live-Action Mulan Trailer: She’ll Make a Man Out of YouIt’s her duty to fight.
  12. chat room
    Rose McIver Has an Interesting Theory About A Christmas Prince“Are you familiar with Thomas the Tank Engine?”
  13. keeping up with the royals
    Princess Anne’s Incredible Trump Snub Better Be in The Crown’s Sixth SeasonFan club, assemble.
  14. award season
    The Irishman Tops 2019 National Board of Review HonoreesDe Niro? More like de maestro!
  15. the cover queen
    It’s a Beautiful Day to Watch Kelly Clarkson’s Lovely Fred Rogers CoverWe’re fine.
  16. roll clip!
    You’ll Tie-dye at Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman’s Making It PunsWestern edition!
  17. roll clip!
    Dakota Johnson Wastes Zero Time Calling Out Ellen’s BullshitThe talk-show appearance took a weirdly contentious turn when Johnson’s birthday party was brought up.
  18. operation varsity blues
    Olivia Jade Returns to YouTube to Say She’s ‘Legally Not Allowed to Speak’“It’s so hard,” she said, “because I’m not trying to make this about me.”
  19. $$$$
    Other Utensils Are Shaking at Knives Out’s Box-Office SuccessHell yeah.
  20. alrighty then
    Pete Davidson Is Apparently Making His Stand-Up Attendees Sign $1 Million NDAsIn this economy?
  21. international affairs
    Brazilian President Starts Feud With Pussy Posse FounderAll because of the Amazon rain forest.
  22. trailer mix
    Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist Trailer: Listening to You, She Gets the MusicNBC goes for the ultimate jukebox musical show.
  23. respect the classics
    Pete Townshend Isn’t Actually Thankful That His Bandmates Are DeadHe’s now saying his “selfish” comments were in bad taste.
  24. last night on late night
    Bernie Sanders Wants to Give the Bottom Half Some Lovin’Time to slow-jam the news on Fallon.
  25. royal rewind
    Claire Foy to Defy Space and Time to Appear in The Crown’s Fourth SeasonFlashback alert!
  26. trailer mix
    The Bachelor’s New Trailer Wants You to Trust This Clumsy PilotWith a surprise appearance by … Hannah Brown?!
  27. respect the classics
    Pete Townshend Isn’t Trying to Cause a Big Sensation, But He’s Team Taylor Swift“What she’s putting herself through at the moment is heartbreaking.”
  28. $$$$
    Frozen 2 Thawed a Whole Lot of Money This Weekend$350.2 million to be precise.
  29. amas 2019
    Halsey, Definitely Not Feeling Snubbed, Shades Grammys During Her AMAs Speech“Most of these awards really aren’t what they seem at all.”
  30. #metoo
    R. Kelly’s Girlfriend Turns Against Him: ‘I’m a Victim’However, the Patreon page belonging to Joycelyn Savage has now been deleted, due to the website being unable to verify her identity.
  31. last night on late night
    Scarlett Johansson’s Ex and Fiancé Get Their Very Own SNL Love SummitThey talk “intercourse” and more.
  32. snl
    Please, Turn SNL’s Kamala Harris Into a Damn MemeIt’s all she wants.
  33. last night on late night
    Is Will Ferrell Seeking the Approval of Ryan Reynolds, or of God?A very amusing SNL monologue.
  34. last night on late night
    Please, Turn SNL’s Kamala Harris Into a Damn MemeIt’s all she wants.
  35. trailer mix
    Doctor Who Season 12 Trailer: Shiny Unhappy Cybermen, Not Holding HandsThey continue to be the worst.
  36. last night on late night
    Daniel Craig Is ‘Done’ With James Bond, Which Complicates No Time to Die’s EthosHe now has more important things to do, like drink Guinness.
  37. last night on late night
    Ricky Gervais’s Golden Globes Hosting Prep: Lawyers!And little else.
  38. chat room
    The Crown’s Emerald Fennell Wishes More TV Shows Would Let Her Smoke in Bathtubs“The main reason to do anything is to smoke in a bathtub. What could be better?”
  39. lawsuits
    Jussie Smollett Is Suing the City of ChicagoFor “malicious prosecution.”
  40. the cinema
    Al Pacino Likes to Star in Bad Films to Make Them ‘Mediocre’“I may be falling into a bad habit now.”
  41. $$$$
    Who’s Buying Me Hugsy, Joey’s Nighttime Penguin Pal, From the Friends Auction?Dozens of items are about to be auctioned off to celebrate the show’s 25th anniversary.
  42. chat room
    The Crown’s Erin Doherty on the ‘Rock Star’ Life of Princess Anne“She’s a pro at navigating situations because she’s been doing it all her life. She won’t let herself be told what to do or be hurt by anyone.”
  43. royal rewind
    This Is the 1969 TV Documentary the Royal Family Doesn’t Want You to SeeThe Crown’s season-three reality-television subplot isn’t too far from reality.
  44. westeros
    Emilia Clarke Says She Was Pressured to Do Nude Scenes to Appease Thrones Fans“And I’m like, ‘Fuck you.’”
  45. bong hive
    Bong Joon Ho Won’t Direct a Marvel Movie Because Their Clothes Are Too Tight“Just seeing someone in tight clothes is mentally difficult.”
  46. history lesson
    Who’s the Woman Who Yells ‘Grow Some Balls!’ at Harold Wilson in The Crown?In three words, an icon was born.
  47. chat room
    The Crown’s Josh O’Connor Insists Prince Charles Has Nothing to Worry About“I have huge sympathy for Charles. I think he comes across really well in the show.”
  48. this! is! jeopardy!
    Jeopardy! Uniting James Holzhauer, Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter for Ultimate BattleWho will be the GOAT?
  49. trailer mix
    HBO’s Avenue 5 Trailer: More Like Veep Space NineStarring a handsomely bearded Hugh Laurie.
  50. power
    Two Writers Quit Patricia Heaton’s CBS Show After Misconduct ComplaintsHeaton’s husband, an executive producer, allegedly engaged in inappropriately touching.
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