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  1. last night on late night
    Woody Harrelson’s Joe Biden Will Sniff You and Hug You From Behind on SNLDaddy’s home, America.
  2. operation varsity blues
    Felicity Huffman’s Daughter Is Reportedly Retaking Her (Scam-Free) SATsWithout, uh, any extra help.
  3. on comedy
    Lilly Singh Reaches Her Late-Night Rite of Passage: Joke Apology!It involved turbans and Jessica Alba’s daughters.
  4. #metoo
    The Fast and the Furious Director Rob Cohen Accused of Sexual AssaultA woman claims Cohen assaulted her in a hotel room while she was unconscious.
  5. recovery
    Metallica Postpones World Tour As James Hetfield Goes to Rehab“He has now, unfortunately, had to re-enter a treatment program to work on his recovery.”
  6. when empires fall
    Empire Returned Without Jussie Smollett. Here’s How They Wrote Him Off.He’s gone, folks!
  7. iconic trios
    Jurassic World 3: Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum Are Out of Extinction[Velociraptor roar of approval.]
  8. #metoo
    Plácido Domingo Exits Met Opera Amid Sexual-Harassment AccusationsMultiple women claim he pressured them into sex for career advancement, and would punish them if rebuffed.
  9. facts
    Jon Cryer Wasn’t a Virgin When He Slept With Demi Moore, He Was Just Bad at Sex“I’m sure she was totally justified making that assumption based on my skill level.”
  10. this! is! jeopardy!
    Jason Zuffranieri’s Jeopardy Winning Streak, ExplainedHe’s going into game 18 with $502,000.
  11. trailer mix
    Uncut Gems Trailer: Adam Sandler Will Give You a Good Deal for an OscarThe earrings. The goatee. The excellence.
  12. wiggin’ out
    Downton Abbey’s Wig Master Answers All of Our Pressing Questions“I must admit, the money guy went, How much?! What?!”
  13. emmys 2019
    Kit Harington Coped With Game of Thrones Controversial Finale by Not Watching It“That’s how I dealt with that controversy.”
  14. emmys 2019
    Christina Applegate Wins an Honorary Emmy for Most Savage Red-Carpet InterviewsGiuliana Rancic and Jenny McCarthy are still recovering.
  15. $$$$
    Downton Won the Box Office This Weekend, Much to the Dowager Countess’ ConfusionYou know, a weekend? Those two days?
  16. don’t call it a comeback
    The Dixie Chicks Are Releasing a New Album, Y’all!The name? Gaslighter. We’re shaking.
  17. roll clip!
    Pity the Downton Abbey Staffer Whom Maggie Smith Whacked With a CaneDon’t get in her personal space.
  18. exes
    Ashton Kutcher Should Probably Avoid Reading Demi Moore’s MemoirAmong other tidbits, she says he cajoled her into participating in threesomes.
  19. bachelor nation
    Mike Johnson on Why He Didn’t Become the First Black Bachelor Lead“I’m a bit more outspoken than Peter. I’m a bit louder than Peter is. I have tattoos, and the obvious, I’m black.”
  20. recovery
    Jonathan Van Ness Reveals He Was a Former Sex and Drug Addict“I was too fat, too femme, too loud, and too unlovable.”
  21. chat room
    Laura Carmichael and Elizabeth McGovern on Their ‘Powerless’ Downton Characters“It’s a really interesting challenge for me, because it feels like I have absolutely no control or power, or really a role, in any way.”
  22. party reports
    Julian Fellowes Is Already Planning One Hell of a Downton Abbey FuneralFor a certain someone.
  23. downton abbey movie
    Every Awful Thing to Befall Downton’s Lady EdithPoor Edith.
  24. the crawleys
    So, Does the Dowager Countess Die in the Downton Abbey Movie or What?Because we know that’s your only pressing question.
  25. and that’s the tea
    Rachel Lindsay on the Newest Bachelor: ‘I’m Bored’“How many Peters have we seen before?”
  26. bachelor nation
    Peter the Pilot Is Your Next BachelorHe’s the windmill-sex guy.
  27. love
    Someone Hug Céline Dion ImmediatelyIn a candid interview, the songstress admitted she “misses to be touched, misses to be hugged.”
  28. not central perk
    The Trials and Tribulations of Owning the Restaurant Below the Friends Apartment“I’ve been yelled at a lot because it’s not Central Perk. I’ve been called stupid.”
  29. after the final rose
    Demi and Kristian, Bachelor Nation’s First Same-Sex Couple, Are EngagedBlonde power!
  30. after the final rose
    So, Did All of Bachelor in Paradise’s Couples Get a Happy Ending?Kind of.
  31. bachelor nation
    Peter the Pilot Is Your Next BachelorHe’s the windmill-sex guy.
  32. party reports
    We Simply Won’t Stand for Jim Carter’s Downton Abbey Hair Erasure AnymoreJust look at those follicles.
  33. they’ll be there for you
    Celebrate Friends’ Anniversary With These 13 New Behind-the-Scenes StoriesThese newly unearthed gossip tidbits and alternate-universe moments could’ve altered the show’s DNA as we know it.
  34. health
    Alex Trebek Plans to Undergo Another Round of Chemotherapy After Cancer Relapse“I lost about 12 pounds in a week.”
  35. the streaming wars
    The Big Bang Theory Will Stream on HBO Max, You NerdsBazinga?
  36. party reports
    Maggie Smith Is Also Downton Abbey’s Dowager Countess of Bananagrams“Bananagrams keeps us alive, especially in those scenes around the dinner table.”
  37. what could’ve been
    Friends Almost Relocated to Minnesota in a Bizarre Mid-Series TwistYes. You read that right. Minnesota.
  38. party reports
    And Now, a Quick Game of Downton Abbey ‘Shag, Marry, Kill’ With Michelle DockeryWe made it extra tough.
  39. hardest things
    The Hardest, Strangest, Most Unforgettable Jobs In HollywoodTV and movie craftspeople share their stories (and a great dip recipe).
  40. switcheroos
    Christie Brinkley Replaced by Daughter on Dancing With the Stars Due to InjuriesSports Illustrated power!
  41. refreshers
    A Quick Downton Abbey Character Recap Before You See the MovieIt has been four years, after all.
  42. award season
    World War II Comedy Jojo Rabbit Wins TIFF People’s Choice AwardOscar-buzz alert for an imaginary Hitler!
  43. casting call
    Gird Your Bloomers: John Mulaney Is Playing Henry David ThoreauApple’s Dickinson gets wilder by the second.
  44. award season
    SNL, Carpool Karaoke, and Queer Eye Win Big at the 2019 Creative Arts EmmysAlso, Free Solo!
  45. on comedy
    Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang Thinks Shane Gillis Shouldn’t Lose SNL JobWill the other Democrats weigh in?
  46. roll clip!
    James Corden Shames Bill Maher for His ‘Insulting’ Fat-Shaming Remarks“We’re not all as lucky as Bill Maher. We don’t all have a sense of superiority that burns 35,000 calories a day.”
  47. unagi can’t turn back time
    Friends’ Showrunners Regret Two Plots, Which, As Ross Knows, Is Better Than 3“There are moments in it that I’m just going, Oh my god, we let that happen? We did it?”
  48. moo points
    Just Shut Up About a Friends Reboot, It’s Never Going to HappenThe showrunners have two reasons why.
  49. trailer mix
    The Modern Love Trailer Brings Us Romance, Cozy Autumn Anne HathawayWe love love.
  50. obits
    Cult Music Icon Daniel Johnston Dead at 58He spent the majority of his career in Austin.
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