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  1. this! is! huge!
    Amy Schneider Achieves Jeopardy!’s Second-Longest Winning Streak39 games later!
  2. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton Thinks We’ve Been Hypnotized Into Getting VaxxedAnd it’s his “calling” to talk about it.
  3. obits
    Meat Loaf, Legendary Bat Out of Hell Rocker, Dead at 74Cher, Boy George, and more have honored the operatic voice behind “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.”
  4. respect the classics
    Bono Reviews U2: ‘I’m Just So Embarrassed’Poor fella.
  5. respect the classics
    Don Henley Also Had the Honor of Being Fired by Steely DanHis “Peg” backing vocals were “no good” and “disappointing.”
  6. trailer mix
    Dave Grohl Is Less Pretender and More Demon in the Studio 666 TrailerYes, he will decapitate you with a cymbal.
  7. this! is! exciting!
    Jeopardy! Champion Amy Schneider Is Now a MillionaireShe hit $1,019,001 in total earnings with her 28th win.
  8. backstories
    How David Byrne’s American Utopia Went ‘Unplugged’ in Just Six Days“David forgot some lyrics. One of the drummers forgot little breaks or parts. But it felt like making music.”
  9. byrne blog
    David Byrne Claims He’s Not ‘Slick and Perfect’What???
  10. it’s a gas!
    Mick Jagger Actually Gets Quite a Lot of Satisfaction From Instagram“I don’t publish them all. Some of them are just too weird.”
  11. a once in a lifetime event
    David Byrne Is Burning Down Broadway With ‘Unplugged’ American Utopia Shows“This is our opportunity to make lemonade from COVID lemons.”
  12. chat room
    Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu Loves Playing Emily in Paris’ ‘French Bitch’“We’re making fun of everybody, basically. That’s the charm of the show.”
  13. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton, Recurring 2021 Villain, Wins $11 Bootleg CD LawsuitA German widow has been ordered to pay thousands of dollars after Clapton “complained.”
  14. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Sea Was Angry That Day, My FriendsMichelle Young dumped a guy and got engaged to another. We think? Those waves were loud.
  15. art du jour
    Brian Eno Elegantly Eviscerates NFTs“Now artists can become little capitalist assholes as well.”
  16. respect the classics
    Ringo and His All-Starr Friends Join George Harrison’s ‘My Sweet Lord’ VideoA lovely commemoration of All Things Must Pass turning 50.
  17. respect the classics
    And You May Find Yourself in the Library of CongressOf course Stop Making Sense has “enduring importance to American culture.”
  18. advent calendar
    Rowing Blazers’ Diana Sweaters Are Indeed a LuxuryThey’ve been feeling Diana Fever since the ’80s.
  19. pronti…cosante…cottura al forno!
    A Victory Chat With Giuseppe Dell’Anno, Great British Bake Off’s Michelangelo“I never felt that the other bakers were competitors. That said, I was convinced 100 percent that Jürgen was going to win from day one.”
  20. this! is! an update!
    Jeopardy! Still Doesn’t Have a Clue Who’s Permanently HostingKen Jennings and Mayim Bialik are splitting duties for the foreseeable future.
  21. respect the classics
    Prince William Is Simply Chuffed by AC/DC“It’s the best tonic for a Monday morning.”
  22. respect the classics
    That’s Dr. Tom Petty to YouHe has been awarded a posthumous Ph.D. in music.
  23. bereit! einstellen! backen!
    Jürgen Krauss Reflects, Cryptically, on His Great British Bake Off Elimination“I can’t say more about that.”
  24. respect the classics
    Mal Evans, Get Back’s Lovable Anvil King, Will Have His Archives PublishedThe Beatles’ road manager died under tragic circumstances in 1976.
  25. superlatives
    The Most Endearing and Psychedelic of the Bangles, According to Susanna Hoffs“I’m grateful that we were born out of that time period, but it was bound to be fraught.”
  26. fashion du jour
    The 24 Best Get Back Fits, RankedGeorge Harrison’s turtlenecks, Ringo Starr’s shirts, and everyone’s coats.
  27. superlatives
    Lindsey Buckingham on the Most Fulfilling and Dysfunctional Music of His Career“It was my intention all along to try to remain an artist who kept growing and evolving in the long term.”
  28. respect the (new) classics
    Add ‘Yacht Goth’ to Your Rock EncyclopediaThanks to Taylor Hawkins and Dave Navarro’s new supergroup.
  29. bachelor nation
    Another Bachelorette Couple Bites the DustTayshia Adams and Zac Clark have ended their engagement.
  30. respect the classics
    The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2021 Rock Hall Induction CeremonyHello again, Cleveland.
  31. chat room
    Psych 3’s Timothy Omundson on the ‘Mad Struggle’ of His Stroke Recovery“Lassiter and I are both going through the same thing ​​— being knocked out at the height of our careers.”
  32. respect the classics
    Tom Petty’s Daughter on the Ambitious Future of His Legacy“I’d love to see a museum dedicated to my father. I think that’s an undertaking that will take a great deal of time.”
  33. casting call
    Jonah Hill Is Truckin’ to Portray Jerry GarciaParallel beards.
  34. vulture festival 2021
    Mira Sorvino Once Had a Sex Scene With Her Cousin“He’s a very nice guy. A handsome guy.”
  35. vulture festival 2021
    Abe and Rose Deign to Eat TV Dinners in This Mrs. Maisel First LookAlso, Rachel Brosnahan looking like a Renoir painting!
  36. vulture festival 2021
    Melanie Lynskey Got a Special ‘Line Reading’ of Her Yellowjackets Orgasm“It was very embarrassing to film.”
  37. respect the classics
    Graeme Edge, Venerable Moody Blues Co-Founder, Dead at 80He set the tone to hits such as “Your Wildest Dreams” and “Nights in White Satin.”
  38. rock hall 2021
    The Rock Hall Induction Cut a Charlie Watts All-Star Tribute for Time“Rehearsing the song was a highlight for sure,” Go-Go’s bassist Kathy Valentine revealed.
  39. ask an expert
    Dissecting Genesis’ ‘Jesus He Knows Me’ With the Coolest Pastor I Know“I probably took Phil Collins more seriously than he took himself on some of his songs.”
  40. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert Risks Catastrophic Back Failure to Dance With David ByrneWouldn’t we all.
  41. rock hall 2021
    Live From the Rock Hall Induction, It’s Chappelle’s Show“I would like to apologize,” the comedian said while inducting Jay-Z. “I’m just fucking with you all.”
  42. rock hall 2021
    Paul McCartney Inducts His Beautiful Stalker, Dave Grohl, Into the Rock Hall“We had a great time with our groups, but then eventually tragedy happened.”
  43. rock hall 2021
    The Go-Go’s Ding the Rock Hall’s Misogyny Problem“There would not be less of us if more of us were visible.”
  44. rock hall 2021
    LL Cool J Still Sees His Rock Hall Snubs As a Blessing“I wasn’t thinking about the people who voted against me. I was thinking about the people who voted for me. It was love.”
  45. rock hall 2021
    Jay-Z’s Rock Hall Induction Made Him ‘Cry in Front of All These White People’“Sorry for this long-ass speech.”
  46. rock hall 2021
    Taylor Swift Pleads Her Case for Carole King Being the Greatest Songwriter EverOf course there’s also a cat reference.
  47. rock hall 2021
    Drew Barrymore Goes Full Go-Go’s Girl for Their Rock Hall Induction“This is a true-blue love letter from their biggest fan.”
  48. rocked and rolled
    Jane Wiedlin Knows the Go-Go’s Could’ve Been Even Bigger“Because at that time we gave a fuck what people thought of us.”
  49. $$$$
    Devo and Failed Reagan Assassin Have Uncontrollable Urge to Argue Over RoyaltiesA poem written by John Hinckley Jr. was incorporated into “I Desire.”
  50. sultans of snub
    Mark Knopfler’s Rock Hall Feud Is Apparently PoliticalA breaking development, three years later.
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