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  1. auteur theory
    My Cousin Vinny Director Responds to Giuliani’s Press Conference Shout-outA melting Giuliani used the film to explain alleged voter fraud.
  2. operation varsity blues
    Lori Loughlin’s Husband Is Also Spending the Holidays in PrisonOr five months in total.
  3. game theory
    Please Enjoy The Price Is Right’s Very Awkward COVID ‘Come on Down’ AlternativeMore like come on … and emerge from this curtain.
  4. keeping up with the royals
    Why Is the BBC Investigating Its Famous Princess Diana Interview?Prince William has released a new statement welcoming the investigation.
  5. last night on late night
    If Hugh Grant’s Children Talk Smack About Paddington 2, ‘They Don’t Get Fed’The nerve of these kids.
  6. obits
    Ben Watkins, MasterChef Junior Star, Dead at 14Gordon Ramsay remembered him as an “incredibly talented home cook and even stronger young man.”
  7. living in her uptown world
    Princess Diana’s Dance Partner Remembers Their ‘Uptown Girl’ Performance“I was the nervous one! I was shaking in the wings. What if she doesn’t like it? What if I dropped the future queen of England?”
  8. $$$
    Dolly Parton, Country Saint, Funded Moderna’s Coronavirus VaccineHer $1 million donation made a huge impact.
  9. rule britannia
    14 Depressing Royal Anecdotes Princess Diana Revealed in Her Tell-All Book“My husband put his hand on my waistline and said: ‘Oh, a bit chubby here, aren’t we?’ and that triggered off something in me.”
  10. last night on late night
    Adam Driver Does Not Consent to John Oliver’s ‘Sexual or Violent’ Kinks“Do you realize, over this past year, what you’ve asked me to do to you?”
  11. trailer mix
    The Fresh Prince Cast Is Relaxing All Cool in This Reunion TrailerEven the original Aunt Viv.
  12. great adaptations
    The CW Will Adapt and Sexify Jane Austen’s NovelsModern Austen is just as it sounds.
  13. game theory
    Take a Look, LeVar Burton Wants to Host Jeopardy!He’s circulating a petition on social media.
  14. trailer mix
    Seductively Deck the Halls With This Trailer for HBO Max’s Christmas Dating Show12 Dates of Christmas? Twelve reasons to say yes.
  15. this! is! a psa!
    Stop It: The Only Person Worthy of Replacing Alex Trebek Is Ken JenningsDon’t be fooled into believing anyone else.
  16. better than zillow
    Cheap Old Houses Gets Expensive New Show on HGTVLiquidate your 401k now.
  17. last night on late night
    Hugh Grant Made Barbie Porn in Quarantine“I took photographs of them kissing each other and sent them to friends.”
  18. bachelor nation
    Clare and Dale Got a Bachelorette Tell-All to Debate When They’re Having Kids“Uh, we’ve, like, talked a little.”
  19. since you’re gone
    Ric Ocasek Estate Drama Is Not What Anyone Needed, But Here We AreHis wife is now reflecting on her “clearly delusional” marriage.
  20. superlatives
    The Best and Worst of the Heartbreakers, According to Mike Campbell“Tom and I were tighter than brothers. We shared a dream and a bond that will never go away.”
  21. passion rules us all
    Stacey Abrams Knows Who Buffy’s True Love IsFandom dropped.
  22. respect the classics
    The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2020 Rock Hall Induction CeremonyA two-hour mixed bag.
  23. election 2020
    CNN Anchor Forced to Endure Terror of Doing Math on Live TVThat little notepad will not save him.
  24. bachelor nation
    Clare Crawley Wants to Know Who Hurt You“I’d be lying if I said it’s been easy,” the Bachelorette lead said about her journey.
  25. last night on late night
    Tayshia Adams Blames CVS for Her Delayed Bachelorette Arrival“I’m going to be kissing boys; I need a toothbrush and mouthwash.”
  26. bachelor nation
    Clare Crawley Leaves The Bachelorette, Engaged and Not Caring What You ThinkShe blew everything up and it was glorious to watch.
  27. bachelor nation
    Bachelorette Clare Crawley Admits She Fell in Love With Dale Over Social Media“It was definitely built up before we got here.”
  28. bachelor nation
    Somehow, The Bachelorette Is Still Airing TonightWhat democracy hanging in the balance?
  29. the industry
    Ruth Wilson Quit The Affair Because She ‘Didn’t Feel Safe’“I managed to protect myself.”
  30. election 2020
    Savannah Guthrie Interrupts Trump’s ‘Not True’ SpeechHit that replay button.
  31. election 2020
    Stephen Colbert on Why ‘It’s a Good Thing’ We Don’t Have Election Results Yet“I’m going to say something a little controversial, so don’t get mad at me.”
  32. respect the classics
    Rock Hall of Fame Thought 2020 Induction Performances Would Be Too ‘Boring’“It didn’t make any creative sense.”
  33. game theory
    The Jeopardy! GOAT Boys Are Reuniting for Another Game ShowJames Holzhauer, Ken Jennings, and Brad Rutter aren’t done yet.
  34. respect the classics
    Rock Hall of Fame Permanently Pushes Future Ceremonies to Fall Due to COVID-19Nominees will now be announced in February.
  35. last night on late night
    John Oliver Recaps 8 Months of Trump’s ‘Staggering’ COVID-19 ‘Incompetence’One last blitz before Election Day.
  36. spooky scary
    The Lyrics to 30 Rock’s ‘Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,’ Annotated by Its Writer“That rhyme dropped in my lap, and that’s when I knew God was onboard for us expanding this bit into a full-length song.”
  37. wigging out
    Leave It to Amy Adams to Name Her Hillbilly Elegy Wig ‘Beaver’“The Beave!”
  38. fashion du jour
    Today Revives Broadway for One Glorious Halloween MorningHoda as Glinda, and Al as “Jonathan Groff’s sweat.”
  39. dirty pop
    Rachel Bloom Is Writing a Dirty Pop Film About *NSYNC SuperfansWith the help of Lance Bass.
  40. $$$
    Netflix Just Increased Its Prices, Effective ImmediatelyBoooooooo.
  41. klassy
    Khloé Kardashian Defends Kim’s Kovid Birthday on Ellen“There are so many frustrations going on for everybody. Also, it’s her 40th.”
  42. we’re in a simulation
    Wendy Williams’s Lips Are No Longer Sealed After Boot From The Masked SingerThe removal of Williams’s glittery Lips required the assistance of several crew members.
  43. bachelor nation
    Bachelorette Producer Pinpoints Exact Moment Clare Crawley Had to Be ReplacedIt wasn’t the strip-dodgeball date.
  44. vulture festival 2020
    Mindy Kaling Got Schooled by the Never Have I Ever TeensShe was “really chill” about rewriting certain lines.
  45. trailer mix
    Two Weeks to Live Trailer: Maisie Williams Continues Her Old-Man Killing StreakShe just wants revenge!
  46. trailer mix
    David Bowie Is Rolling in His Glittery Grave After Watching the Stardust TrailerAt least the costumes are nice.
  47. bachelor nation
    Clare Crawley’s Bachelorette Contestants Are Turning Against Her and Dale Moss“How about we walk out?”
  48. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Finally Confirms What We Already Knew About Tayshia AdamsIt took two months, but here we are.
  49. vulture festival 2020
    The New Girl Guys Recall the ‘Dogshit’ Questions Asked About Coach and WinstonSpecifically about “having two Black guys on television shows.”
  50. the power of love
    Céline Dion Will Be Near, Far, and Wherever Needed in Her Rom-Dram DebutShe’ll be setting Sam Heughan and Priyanka Chopra Jonas up.
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