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Chris Rovzar

  1. pink-stained wretches
    Why the Observer Is Going All In (the Pink) on Power ListsElizabeth Spiers gives us a history lesson.
  2. celebrities who are hungry for no reason
    Paul McCartney Got the MunchiesThat’s what the ‘Daily News’ is trying to tell us.
  3. the most important people in the world
    Hey Everybody, Tara Reid Got MarriedWhat’s wrong with the rest of you girls?
  4. the schnabulous life
    Julian Schnabel and Rula Jebreal Have Broken SchnupOh no!
  5. hellivision
    Jill Zarin May Not Be on the Real Housewives of New York City for Much LongerBAWBEE!!
  6. norwegian nightmare
    Anders Breivik Reenacts His Killing Spree in NorwayMeanwhile, victims come forward with their attempts to stop him.
  7. kaaaahhhnnn!
    DSK to Finally Get the Law & Order: SVU Treatment He DeservesIt’s about time!
  8. ny1
    Dominic Carter’s Attempted Assault Conviction Reversed by Appeals CourtIt should have never gone to court, they ruled.
  9. hot sons
    Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Los Angeles Billboard Is Awkwardly PlacedHappy Ending!
  10. travel
    You Can Be a Tourist in Iraq, If You Want ToAnd some people do.
  11. wrapped up in books
    Memo to All Aspiring Novelists: Get Kristine Gasbarre’s Book PublicistSeriously.
  12. air travel
    Peeing JetBlue Passenger Was American Olympic HopefulThe operative word being: “was.”
  13. ink-stained wretches
    The Times Is Losing Its 1111111111 Caller ID NumberPeople have been blocking them!
  14. bons mots
    Gay Talese: ‘There Are Midgets That Are Attractive, But I Never Met One’The legendary writer explains why he’s never had sex in the back of his 1957 Triumph TR3.
  15. september 11
    The World Trade Center Memorial Is Opening on Time. How Did That Happen?We talk to Port Authority chief of staff Drew Warshaw.
  16. intel
    Everybody, Meet JoeIntel has a new family member!
  17. air travel
    Somebody Peed on a Child in an AirplaneAs if bringing a child on a plane wasn’t hard enough.
  18. white men with money and thoughts
    Jamie Dimon: ‘Confidence Is Like a Secret Sauce … It Is Hard to Measure and Really Adjust’Jamie cheers on America.
  19. the most important people in the world
    Barbara Walters Was a Yenta for Paul McCartney and Her Niece Nancy ShevellAnd it was so easy, too.
  20. crime
    Second ‘Rape Cop’ Sentenced to 60 Days in Jail for MisconductThe “lookout” gets two months.
  21. socialites
    Artist’s Wife: Yeah, I Slapped My Husband’s Mistress at Bar Pitti. What?Helen Lee Schifter got busted at Bar Pitti.
  22. school daze
    New York City Public Schools Will Be Required to Teach Sex Ed This YearYes, that was not a requirement already.
  23. disgusting things
    Dad of Hudson River Murder-Suicide Victims Sues City for $80 MillionThis is gross.
  24. downgradepocalypse
    You Know, If You Wanted to, SEC, You Could Probe S&P and Threaten Its Rating LicenseJust sayin’.
  25. the gods must be crazy
    Warren Jeffs Sentenced to Life in PrisonThe polygamist leader received the maximum sentence in both charges against him.
  26. Who Wouldn’t Want to Wrap Their iPad in Fabric That Has Caressed Bernie Madoff’s Butt?For a mere $500, that honor can be yours.
  27. loud and clear
    Report: There’s a Plane Flying Above Lower Manhattan With a Message to Standard & Poor’s“THANKS FOR THE DOWNGRADE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED.”
  28. twins!
    Fraternal Twins Give Identical Twins the Side-Eye at Annual Twins FestivalDid you know there is a hierarchy among twins?
  29. real estate
    Man Rents Hamptons Home to Clintons for a SmileElie Hirschfeld has an interesting clause in his rental agreement.
  30. triathlons
    Two Triathlon Deaths Spark Plans for New Screening MethodsTragedies this weekend have led organizers to rethink the application process.
  31. blobs
    Report: Track Palin Fathers Baby GirlSarah’s a grandma again!
  32. air travel
    Larceny Up 30 Percent at JFK This YearAnother reason to love the airport.
  33. white boys with money
    Jared Kushner Is Turning the Top of the Puck Building Into PenthousesFor just $50 million, you could live atop a piece of New York history!
  34. debtpocalypse
    Markets Open Without Crashing EntirelyToday’s going to be a bumpy day.
  35. one world trade
    Could You Pipe Down a Little, Ground Zero?The Millennium Hilton is suing the Port Authority for $8 million for being too noisy for too long during its reconstruction of the World Trade Center.
  36. bridges and tunnels
    Tolls on Hudson River Crossings Could Get Jacked Up 50 PercentYet another moat around the city.
  37. neighborhood news
    Lower East Side’s Blue Moon Hotel for SaleBut it has no price tag.
  38. pink-stained wretches
    The Observer Will Go Back to Being a Broadsheet AgainIt’ll still be salmon.
  39. cindyspeak
    Cindy Adams Had a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad DayThe ‘Post’ columnist is basically falling apart.
  40. jobs jobs jobs
    Unemployment Dips to 9.1 PercentThis is good news, but not quite good enough.
  41. neighborhood news
    Tompkins Square Park Sculpture Gets Installed, Crocheted, and Defaced in the Space of Three DaysThanks for the memories, Alphabet City.
  42. ink-stained wretches
    Former Times Houston Bureau Chief James McKinley Jr. Back in New YorkIt seemed like a depressing beat, to be honest.
  43. hellivision
    Cast of the Real Housewives of New York City ‘Are Not Welcome Past Amagansett’Can we ban them from south of 23rd Street, too, please?
  44. vu.
    Faye Dunaway Does Not Appreciate Your Insinuation That She Is Being EvictedShe can’t be evicted from her apartment because she doesn’t LIVE there, duh.
  45. republican woodstock
    CPAC Banning Gays for Real This Time AroundSo much for a broad conservative coalition.
  46. vu.
    Faye Dunaway Facing Eviction From Rent-Stabilized Upper East Side ApartmentThere’s something else about the movie star you should know.
  47. terrorists of the sky
    The Flewgitive Returns to CaptivityOur minutes of terror are finally over.
  48. terrorists of the sky
    Loose Peacock Terrorizes Upper East SideThe Flewgitive!
  49. media metamorphoses
    Tina Brown Steals Rosanne Lufrano From Martha Stewart Living OmnimediaShe’ll help launch the new ‘Newsweek’ iPad app.
  50. blobs
    For Twenty Years Now, a Higher Percentage of New Yorkers Have Fled This State Than Have Residents of Any Other StateBut we keep having an insane amount of babies, so our population remains the same!
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