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    Come Surf the Old Web With UsBringing 1996 back, sort of.
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    Customer-Service Guy Politely Shuts Down BigotsThis man might be a saint.
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    Tumblr Is Freaking Out Over the Possibility That Oscar Isaac Might Like Ayn RandOscar shrugged.
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    The Decemberists’ Colin Meloy Started an Erotic Oregon Militia Fanfiction CrazeThe militiamen have the Second Amendment — and their bodies — to keep each other warm.
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    Blogger Livetweets Her Neighbor’s Loud Sex“HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????”
  6. Study: Frequent Emoji Users Are Hornier Than the Rest of Us[Eggplant emoji.]
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    Girl and Her Hoverboard Both End Up in the PoolAfter only two hours.
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    Did an Amazon Rep Drop a Huge Dildo Into a Customer’s Shopping Cart?More dildo, more problems.
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    Redditors are Sending Glitter-Bombs to the Armed Oregon MilitantsRemember glitter-bombs? They’re back. Kind of.
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    Owner of ‘White People Meet’ Dating Site Says It’s Totally Not RacistWhite People Meet is about “equal opportunity” … for white people.
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    The Internet Has Exposed Luke Skywalker’s Larger Double in Star WarsA little short for a Stormtrooper.
  12. Why You Don’t Whine at Businesses on Facebook“But I completely understand why you think being intoxicated (expletive) that didn’t understand your bill should take priority over a human life.”
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    Mark Zuckerberg’s New Project Is to Build Jarvis, Iron Man’s Robot Butler“My personal challenge for 2016 is to build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work. You can think of it kind of like Jarvis in Iron Man.”
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    Has ‘White People Whip Circle’ Finally Killed the Whip?Don’t watch them Whip, Whip.
  15. The Reaction GIF So Good, You Can Only React to It With ItselfWhat could possibly deserve a reaction like this?
  16. Do Not Attempt to Blend 3 Cheeses Without Watching This Good VideoSo first, you get three cheeses …
  17. Parents Freak Out About Toy Plane That Plays Muslim Prayer They were expecting something slightly different.
  18. Mike Tyson Loses Sad Bout With Hoverboard Down goes the champ.
  19. Very Important Question: What Kind of Pants Would a Dog Wear?Wide pants or rear pants? The question is crucial.
  20. Here Is an Exceptionally Good Burn on Richard DawkinsHook, line, and sinker.
  21. ‘Male Feminists of Tinder’ Is the Blog We Deserve“Let’s dismantle the patriarchy together.”
  22. Hoverboard Injuries Were Popular This ChristmasHoverboard companies and emergency rooms were busy during the holidays.
  23. Where Is Waldo? Waldo’s Gone. He’s Gone. It’s Over.Waldo is dead. Long live Waldo.
  24. #IWillProtectYou, Service Members Tell Girl“Salamalakum Melissa!” Peek wrote. “Please show this picture of me to your daughter. Tell her I am a Mama too and as a soldier I will protect her from the bad guys.”
  25. Cards Against Humanity Might Laser-Cut This Picasso Into Tiny BitsFans of the card game will vote on the artwork’s fate.
  26. British Fugitive’s Big Ears Become Facebook MemeWhen you’re ten minutes into Dumbo and chill …
  27. Anthony Cumia Arrested After Woman Streams Alleged Assault on PeriscopeHis alleged girlfriend streamed the incident on Periscope.
  28. Error 451: A New Bradbury-Inspired Code for Online CensorshipInspired by the temperature at which books burn.
  29. This Twitter Bot Spits Out Brutal, Hilarious Metal-Band NamesThese could all be real band names, and that’s why it’s so funny.
  30. Teen YouTube Skating Star Accused of Trying to Pick Up 12-Year-Old GirlSteven Fernandez is a popular pro skater with a clothing line.
  31. Donald Trump Almost Sounds Smart With a British AccentIs America ready for Sophisticated Trump?
  32. The Email Threat to L.A. Schools Came From This Penis-Themed Mail ServiceThe threat that shut 1,000 schools came from a cock.li address.
  33. Reddit Plagued by Star Wars SpoilersDozens have been banned for spoiling The Force Awakens.
  34. This Plan for Saving a Donkey in Dungeons & Dragons Is Beautiful Life AdviceIf he can’t save his donkey, you can be damn sure he’ll avenge it.
  35. Excellent Final-Exam Joke Proves an Old Internet Prank Still Isn’t DeadYou know the rules, and so do I: No cheating on final exams.
  36. How Do You Pronounce ‘Read Receipt’?: The Debate Tearing the Internet Apart“Reed” receipt or “red” receipt? How is this even in dispute?
  37. ‘Real Gamers’ Are Freaking Out Because a New Indie Game Was Named ‘Best Ever’Undertale defeated some truly classic games, and nostalgic gamers can’t handle it.
  38. This Video-Game Site Is Suddenly Very Fixated on CircumcisionOh, you thought this wiki was about Silent Hill?
  39. Emergency Dispatches From DJ Khaled, Who Got Lost on His Jet Ski Last Night“The key is never give up.”
  40. Boston Terrier Has Good VibrationsThis Boston terrier > Marky Mark.
  41. The Worst Controversy on the Internet Today Is Serena Williams vs. a HorseIt’s not called Sportshorse of the Year.
  42. Hot Shirtless Jogger Crashes Newscast, HeartsHe’s single and looking for love.
  43. Soulja Boy Beefs With Reporter Over HoverboardsHe didn’t like the story about his struggling hoverboard company.
  44. Donald Trump Is Not a Joke, But Donald Trump With No Nose Sure IsEven if you like him, you’ve got to laugh.
  45. Heart of the Sea: Now With More Boston Bros, KidCall me Sully.
  46. Government Tries to Shut Down Fake, Funny London Tube Sign MemeYou can stop one website, but you can’t keep a good meme down.
  47. Cat Gets Stung in the Nose by Bee, Becomes Japanese Internet SensationThis poor cat’s fame grew as quickly as its nose.
  48. These Photoshops Are the Most Successful Thing About Jeb’s Campaign Right NowJeb Bush, polling a scant 3 percent, finds a silver lining on Reddit.
  49. You Won’t Regret Watching This Guy Fall Off a Unicycle for Two and a Half HoursIf he can do it, so can you.
  50. Donald Trump’s Campaign Has ‘Reenergized’ the White-Supremacist InternetStormfront is upgrading its servers to handle the Trump bump.
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