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    The Government Shutdown, According to Chris Christie“If I was in the Senate right now, I’d kill myself.”
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    Public Service Announcement: Christie No Longer Okay With Fat JokesUnless you’re a late-night comedian, or anyone but Barbara Buono.
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    Rand Paul Makes N.J. Senate Race Even More Awkward for Chris ChristieRand is campaigning for his frenemy Steve Lonegan.
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    Christie Will Grudgingly Endorse Booker’s OpponentThough he hates him.
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    Chris Christie Had Secret Lap-Band Surgery to Lose WeightHe used a fake name at the hospital.
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    Watch Chris Christie Smash a Spider in Front of a Bunch of KidsThe governor saves the day.
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    Chris Christie Says He’s So Busy That He Didn’t Even Notice CPAC’s Snub“It’s not like I’m lacking for invitations to speak,” he says.
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    RINO Chris Christie Basically Just a Communist NowAt least according to CPAC.
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    Chris Christie Isn’t Invited to CPAC This YearThey needed to make room for visionaries like Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin.
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    Union Official Defends Chris Christie on ‘98 Percent’ Remarks … MostlyChristie was referring specifically to issues related to the building trade.
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    Chris Christie Denies Agreeing With Andrew Cuomo on ‘98 Percent of the Issues’“I don’t ever remember saying anything like I agree with him 98% of the time because I don’t.”
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    Things That Will Not Help Chris Christie Win the GOP Presidential NominationYikes.
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    What Chris Christie Could Learn From William Howard TaftAbout, you know, being fat.
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    Chris Christie Also Willing to Speak Seriously About His Weight“I’m worried about this man dying in office,” says former White House doctor.
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    Christie Embraces Letterman’s Fat Jokes, Brings Doughnuts“I didn’t know this was going to be this long,” Christie explained.
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    Christie Reveals He Mocked Cuomo With BFF ObamaThe existence of a gubernatorial burn book has not been confirmed.
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    Chris Christie Now More Popular With Democrats Than He Is With RepublicansAnother way to look at it: He’s popular with everyone.
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    Chris Christie Sidesteps Gun-Control QuestionsHe made the morning-show rounds, but mostly avoided the issue.
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    Chris Christie Calls Out Republicans for Withholding Hurricane Sandy Aid“It was disappointing and disgusting to watch.”
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    Chris Christie Does Not Think He Is Too Fat to Be President“I mean, that’s ridiculous.”
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    Jon Stewart Blasts Chris Christie Over Fickle Friendship With ObamaThe guy just can’t win.
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    Chris Christie Riding Hurricane Approval Into Reelection BidA new poll puts the governor’s approval rating at 77 percent.
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    Chris Christie Knows Where You’re Going With That Twinkies Question“I’m on ‘Saturday Night Live’ enough.”
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    Chris Christie Gets an Urgent Plea From Springsteen, But Not the One He’d HopedStill, this may be the “in” he needs.
  25. Chris Christie Warns That Keynote Might Be Spontaneous, Unusually EntertainingOr he’ll just insert some cheesy cracks about Obama.
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    Christie Will Not Undergo ‘Personality-ectomy’ Before RNC Keynote SpeechThe governor is on a seventh draft of his speech.
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    Chris Christie to Deliver Keynote Speech at Republican ConventionHe won’t be VP, but he gets a consolation prize.
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    Chris Christie’s Love for New Jersey Outweighed His Desire to Be Vice-President Or something like that.
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    Christie Responds to Being Called an ‘Islamist’He correctly pointed out that his conservative critics are “bigots.”
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    Not Even Ice Cream Can Cool Off Chris ChristieSurprise: The New Jersey governor yelled at someone again.
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    Chris Christie to Reporter: ‘Are You Stupid?’Well, are you?!
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    Chris Christie Really, Really Still Loves BruceAnd Bruce really, really still doesn’t love him back.
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    Chris Christie Has Never Been More PopularIn New Jersey, so, you know, don’t get too jealous.
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    Christie Says He Didn’t Sleep Through SpringsteenIt was more of a “spiritual” thing.
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    Chris Christie Would Barely Help Mitt Romney in New JerseyWhy Romney could pick him anyway.
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    Chris Christie Fell Asleep During a Springsteen Concert Maybe he’s not as much of a fan as he says?
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    Chris Christie Killed Tunnel Deal With Exaggerations, Report FindsA new congressional report finds that the New Jersey governor fudged some numbers.
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    Chris Christie Got Mad at a Town Hall Again!He’s not like other politicians!
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    Chris Christie Really Not a Fan of NYPD SpyingAnd definitely not afraid to show it.
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    Check Out a ‘Slightly Trimmer’ Chris ChristieChristie says he’s seeing a trainer. 
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    New Jersey Gay Marriage Bill Ready for Chris Christie VetoThe State Assembly passed the legislation today by a vote of 41-33.
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    New Jersey Gay Marriage Bill Nearing Chris Christie VetoThe State Senate advanced the bill by a vote of 24-16.
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    Chris Christie’s Gay Marriage Proposal D.O.A.Democrats are furious.
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    Chris Christie Nominates Gay Black Man to N.J. Supreme CourtAs welll as the first Asian-American!
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    Chris Christie Congratulates ‘New Jersey Giants’And yet both of them are rooting for the Giants. Riddles!
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    Chris Christie Just Went RogueHe thinks Mitt Romney should release his tax returns now.
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    You Had Me At “Let’s Steal Some Donuts”How Chris Christie fell in love with his wife.
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    Chris Christie Threatens to Go Jersey on Iowa Voters“I will be back — Jersey-style, people.”
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    Chris Christie Not Exactly Ruling Out a Vice-Presidential NominationThe New Jersey governor was vague about the possibility on Fox News today.
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    Chris Christie Paints GOP As Underdog to Obama in 2012Christie has endorsed Mitt Romney.
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