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  1. ouch!
    Surfing - Olympic Games Paris 2024: Day 2
    Checking In on Colin Jost’s ToesThe short-lived Olympic surfing correspondent swears he’s fine.
    By Emily Leibert
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    The Internet Fears the Dune 2 Dick-Trap Popcorn BucketBuddy, they won’t even let me refill it.
    By Rebecca Alter
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    Quentin Tarantino Calls François Truffaut a ‘Bumbling Amateur’Tell us how you really feel, Quentin.
    By Charu Sinha
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    Lena Headey Is Being Sued for a Cut Thor: Love and Thunder RoleHer now-former agency alleges that she owes $500,000 for it.
    By Jennifer Zhan
  5. keeping up with the royals
    Apparently, Epstein Thought Prince Andrew Was an ‘Idiot’He and Ghislaine Maxwell saw the duke as “easy to entertain and satiate,” writes journalist Tina Brown.
    By Claire Lampen
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    Lizzo’s Hiking Shoes Are Giving Me AnxietyMy ankles are shaking.
    By Olivia Truffaut-Wong
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    So Here’s Why SZA Was on Crutches at the Grammys“Eff my weak ass bony ankles.”
    By Bethy Squires
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    Johnny Knoxville Brought a Friggin’ Huge Mousetrap to WrestleManiaAlso featured were a nut-kicker machine, gigantic slapping hand, bowling ball, and Taser.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Lady Gaga Doesn’t Want to Get Coffee With Caitlyn Jenner“I’ve switched baristas.”
    By Olivia Truffaut-Wong
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    Kim’s Latest Balenciaga Look Is a Bladder’s Worst NightmareHow does she pee?
    By Olivia Truffaut-Wong
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    The 2021 Oscars Were the Least Watched EverLess than half of the viewership of the previous Oscars.
    By Josef Adalian
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    How’s Your Back?Mine hurts.
    By Angelina Chapin
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    Jason Momoa’s Slaps Sent Game of Thrones Showrunner to the ERIf you come for the stallion, you get the slap.
    By Rebecca Alter
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    The Bachelor’s Kirpa Sudick Reveals the Extremely ‘Basic’ Way She Hurt Her ChinDon’t try to get a perfect photo on slippery rocks, folks.
    By Devon Ivie
  15. beauty is pain
    The Meanest Facialist in New York Made Me CryWho gives the most painful facials to supermodels in NYC?
    By Kathleen Hou
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    This Baseball Star Wasn’t Smart Enough to Date Tech CEOAccording to her mom.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    Justin Bieber Reportedly Being Frozen Out of Beverly HillsThe singer is offering $100,000 a month in rent, but no one will take it.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
  18. goose eggs
    Target Dumps Hampton CreekIt’s a significant blow for the Just Mayo producer.
    By Chris Crowley
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    This Sexy Photo of Alexander Skarsgård Is an Important PSA for SunscreenThat’s got to hurt.
    By Ashley Weatherford
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    Colin Trevorrow Is Pretty Sad About Those ‘Heartbreaking’ Book of Henry ReviewsThe Star Wars: Episode IX director is trying to keep things in perspective.
    By Jordan Crucchiola
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    Morning Joe Co-Host Believes ‘Everyone Should Ban’ Kellyanne Conway From News“It denigrates what we do.”
    By Devon Ivie
  22. N.J. Man Gored by Bull in Pamplona, Loves It The 39-year-old painter is eager to get out of the hospital and back to the party.
    By Jen Kirby
  23. Ouch
    After a Breakup, Who Gets to Keep the Favorite Restaurant?“The owner said, ‘You were always going to win the coffee shop. I like you better.’”
    By Sierra Tishgart
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    Woman Incapable of Pain Now in Constant PainPoor thing. 
    By Melissa Dahl
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    21 Nastiest Burns From the Justin Bieber RoastLots of blue humor.
    By Sean Fitz-Gerald
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    There’s a Chance Harry Reid Will Go BlindHe told the Washington Post.
    By Katie Zavadski
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    Man Accidentally Shot by Own Gun in Kentucky Restaurant BathroomWhat a gun and a toilet-paper dispenser can teach us about open carry: maybe not much.
    By Belle Cushing
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    Nutella Asks Fan Behind ‘World Nutella Day’ to Cut It OutThe company sent another harsh cease-and-desist letter.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  29. Grub Guides
    Flu Food: 30 Healthful Things to Eat and Drink If You’re SickBed-ridden? In recovery? Completely healthy but still paranoid? We’ve got you covered.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  30. RIP
    Man Dies From Eating 28 Raw EggsHe accepted a bet from friends.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  31. Warning Labels
    Man Hospitalized After Eating Too Many Brussels SproutsThis Christmas, OD on holiday ham.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  32. Ouch
    The Perils of Being a Lady in a Boyish KitchenIt’s pretty juvenile out there.
    By Hugh Merwin
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    Gaaah! Great Moments in Recent Hand-StabbingAs told through GIFs.
    By Margaret Lyons
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    Alex Trebek Hurt After Chasing Hotel BurglarHis 71-year-old Achilles snapped.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  35. knicks
    You Should Feel a Little Guilty About Those Times You Cursed Toney DouglasToney Douglas had labrum surgery.
    By Will Leitch
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    An Italian Street Gang Broke Conan O’Brien’s Nose“I’m not kidding.”
    By Kyle Buchanan
  37. jars of tears
    Breaking: Crying Not a Big Turn-On for DudesMen who sniffed jars containing women’s tears were found to experience “drops in testosterone.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. things to avoid
    If You’re Still at Work, Avoid the Male InternThey want to punch you in the face.
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Americans Tie Up Nation Wearing Charlie Brown Jerseys!The United States falls behind 2–0 to Slovenia in the World Cup.
    By Will Leitch
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    Mets Mystery Injury Sniper Strikes AgainAnother Met injury.
    By Will Leitch
  41. neighborhood news
    Somebody Ran Up the Empire State Building in Under Eleven Minutes This MorningWhat have you done so far today?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    José Reyes Not Hurt in Public AppearanceJosé Reyes is alive.
    By Will Leitch
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    If You Have Any Experience at Center, Please Forward Your Résumé to the RangersInjuries to Chris Drury and Brandon Dubinsky over the weekend leave the Rangers shorthanded.
    By Joe DeLessio
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    See, This Is Just Piling OnEven Braves television is making fun of the Mets now.
    By Will Leitch
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    Conan Lives!Also, there’s video of his show-canceling head injury.
    By Lane Brown
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    People Reportedly Walked Out of the Richard Nicoll ShowBecause it was bad.
    By Amy Odell
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    Lou Lumenick Is Unlikely to Score a Date With Cameron DiazHe called her an “aging bad actress” … ouch!
    By Mark Graham