weiners Mar. 31, 2011

Anthony Weiner’s Five Best Jokes at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner

Shy, reserved Queens congressman Anthony Weiner worked up the courage to try some public speaking last night at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner in D.C. And guess what? The guy is kind of funny. Here are a few of his best “zingers,” as a 90-year-old man would call them.

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Anthony Weiner’s Five Best Jokes at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner

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