A long time ago, Mary Anne Huntsman and Kris Humphries (Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be-ex and former Utah Jazz player) saw Elf together and he ate a big tub of popcorn. There was no second date, this is not really newsworthy, and yet it somehow blows our minds. Did the fates know they were destined to be lower-tier, supporting-actor celebrities in roughly the same news cycle?