things that are unintentionally hilarious Apr. 15, 2010

Dicks In, BJ’s Out at Bank of America

By Jessica Pressler, a writer living in New York. She has contributed to New York Magazine since 2007.

What? What’s so funny about the headline on the research report authored by Bank of America analysts Steve Fleishman and Arjun Mehra? They worked really hard on it, so what is the … oh. Guys! Obviously they are talking about the sporting-goods store and the wholesale club! Obviously! You are so juvenile sometimes.

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