Though it was reported to have happened earlier, according to People, adulterous hotties LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got officially engaged over the holiday. The country singer was “spotted” wearing an engagement ring, which somehow People identified to be a “5-carat oval diamond set in rose gold fleur-de-lis connected to the band.” (People also heard from “a source” that the couple “designed the ring together with the actor’s childhood friend Brent Polacheck at Polacheck Jewelers.” He went to Polacheck?? He went to Polacheck!) This development, after the news about 84-year-old Hugh Hefner’s romantic holiday engagement to 24-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris just solidifies what we’ve always suspected: Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night can stay these celebrities from their appointed task: entertaining us with their ridiculous foibles. God bless us, every one! (Except for the baby Natalie Portman’s having with that absurdly gorgeous ballet dancer with buttocks like a Lipizzaner Stallion. There’s already enough going for that blob.)
