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  1. early and awesome
    Tom Hanks Is the Only Liberal Ecstatic About President ObamaNo complaints from Mr. Hanks.
    By Dan Amira
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    Watch Jane Lynch and Bill Maher Read Anthony Weiner’s Facebook MessagesIt’s priceless.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Illinois State Senator Heeds Financial Advice From Wu-Tang’s RaekwonShe recites lyrics from “C.R.E.A.M.” on the Senate floor.
    By Dan Amira
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    Obama Stops By Oprah to Talk Birth Certificates“When it first came up, were you thinking, I hope I was born here?”
    By Julie Gerstein
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    President Obama Has Released His Long-Form Birth Certificate [Updated]BREAKING X 1,000,000!!!
    By Dan Amira
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    Guy Who Backs Abortion, Pot Legalization, and Gay Rights Running for GOP NominationFormer New Mexico governor Gary Johnson announced that he’s running for president.
    By Dan Amira
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    Dick Grasso vs. Eliot Spitzer Gets a Bit More LikelyYesssss.
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitch Daniels Has Found His Campaign Slogan“At least he’s not a freak.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Did the White Stripes Help Prevent a Government Shutdown?Watch Donna Edwards’s impassioned poetry slam.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Jon Huntsman, Governor, Ambassador, Dropout Keyboardist for a Band Called WizardWIZARD!
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Scott Walker Prankster Ian Murphy on Running for Congress and Why Buffalo SucksNot your typical candidate, or your typical Q&A.
    By Dan Amira
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    Stephen King Eloquently Rips Into the Tea Party, Taxes, ReaganWatch a video of the rally.
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    To Defend Planned Parenthood, Congresswoman Talks About Her Own AbortionCalifornia’s Jackie Speier kicks ass on the floor of the House.
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Someone Named Jonathon the Impaler Sharkey Is Running for PresidentIn fact, 85 people, many of them with weird names, have already filed.
    By Dan Amira
  15. good-bye to all that
    George W. Bush Wants Nothing to Do With Politics“I don’t want to be on talk shows giving my opinion or second-guessing the current president.”
    By Mike Vilensky
  16. republicans exposed
    Republican Congresswoman Caught in Saucy ‘Photo Scandal’Spotted: Mary Bono Mack, letting loose at a fund-raiser.
    By Mike Vilensky
  17. ask … tell!
    Senate Takes Historic Step, Repeals ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ [Updated]“No longer will many thousands more be asked to live a lie in order to serve the country they love.”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Bronx Congressman Accuses GOP of Favoring Wealthy Dogs Over Middle-Class HumansSpecifically, Leona Helmsley’s dog.
    By Dan Amira
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    Dancing With the Stars Is the Most Bi-partisan Show on TelevisionThe show has brought in the most ad purchases for both parties.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Mayor Bloomberg Makes a Charlie Sheen JokeWho’s been writing his material?
    By Matt McCue
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    Sandra Lee Is Dressing Up Like a Ren Faire Wench for Halloween“I’m actually riding a horse and jousting, and I knock a guy on his tushy.”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Cross-Dressing Korean Bassist Rocks the California Gubernatorial RaceA tweet gone amazingly awry.
    By Dan Amira
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    In Case You Missed Jimmy McMillan Last NightHere are some highlights from the debate.
    By Dan Amira
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    Jimmy McMillan Shares His Debate StrategyOne: Say Obama a lot. Two: Talk about rent regardless of the question. And three: Be bad.
    By Dan Amira
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    The Best and Worst of the 2010 Campaign AdsFrom the “Most Inappropriate Comparison” to the “Best Use of a Human Liver,” 38 campaign ads that went above and beyond this year.
    By Dan Amira
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    This Is How They Do Attack Ads in CanadaEspecially when one’s opponent has kicked a child in the face.
    By Dan Amira
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    Latest Defector From the Obama Camp: Presidential Seal Falls Off Podium During Speech“That’s all right. All of you know who I am.”
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Now You Can Watch Hillary Clinton Bodycheck Sarah PalinIn a video game!
    By Dan Amira
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    Illiterate Clown Elected to Brazilian CongressLiterally.
    By Dan Amira
  30. paladinosaur
    Did the Post Make Paladino’s 10-Year-Old Daughter Cry?Carl Paladino says yes, the ‘Post”s Fred Dicker says “I don’t know.”
    By Dan Amira
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    David Axelrod Plays Pac-Man on His iPad During White House Meetings“I break in my personal records all the time, which is a bad sign.”
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Carl Paladino’s Wife Really Loves HimHis pickup line: “You don’t have the uncle that’s the crook, do you?”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Stephen Colbert Invents New Gay Slang in Testimony to Congress“Corn packer.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Neil Barofsky Only Floyd Fan in the Treasury?A bold assertion about the special inspector general overseeing TARP.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    The Latest Crazy Campaign Ad Is an Old Spice Guy ParodyVermont Senate candidate Daniel Freilich is on a cow!
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    Incoherent Internet Star Basil Marceaux Not Doing That Bad in Hypothetical 2012 MatchupObama only leads him by 25 points. It’s a good start!
    By Dan Amira
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    Every Once in a While, One Vote Really Does Make a DifferenceTwo candidates in Michigan are separated by just one vote out of more than 54,000.
    By Dan Amira
  38. people who doth protest too much
    Bank-Hating Maxine Waters Charged With Improperly Steering Federal Funds to BankIt’s always the loud ones.
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    Barney Frank Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny That Kathy Griffin Is a Pill Popper“I said what I said.”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Connecticut Senate Candidate Linda McMahon Isn’t Ashamed of Her Wild SideOh, yeah.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Dead People Now Campaigning Against Harry ReidAn obituary’s plea.
    By Dan Amira
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    Meet Your New Best Campaign Ad of All Time, EverThis is a real ad for a real candidate.
    By Dan Amira
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    New York’s Secret Purpose: Supplying the Rest of the States With GovernorsWhy are so many governors of other states born in New York?
    By Dan Amira
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    Dale Peterson Will Kill You If You Steal His Yard SignsThe failed Alabama agriculture commissioner is back.
    By Dan Amira
  45. weird al greene
    Unemployed Guy Nobody Has Ever Heard of Wins Democratic Senate PrimaryBest. Election. Upset. Ever.
    By Dan Amira
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    GOP Tries to Stop Its Own Candidate From Ruining the CountryHe’s maybe the worst candidate for Congress, ever.
    By Dan Amira
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    Inevitable Spoof of Alabama Agriculture Commissioner Candidate Is Finally ReleasedHooray, Internet.
    By Dan Amira
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    Candidate for Agriculture Commissioner Seconds Away From Rounding Up a PosseOne of the best political ads of the year.
    By Dan Amira
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    TARP Watchdog Neil Barofsky Puts the Treasury Secretary on NoticeIndividuals at the New York Federal Reserve under Tim Geithner “will face criminal or civil charges” over AIG, he says.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    State Assemblymen Promise to Do Gross Things With Water for Google’s AmusementTwo men who really want some high-speed Internet for their districts.
    By Dan Amira
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