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Kids Today
kids today
Apr. 2, 2014
Read the College Essay That Got Kwasi Enin Into All 8 Ivy League Schools
It is very much a college essay.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Apr. 1, 2014
Long Island Teen Just Happened to Get Into All 8 Ivy League Schools
And Duke.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Mar. 20, 2014
16-Year-Old Sneaks to Top of World Trade Center at 4 a.m., Tweets About It
The New Jersey teen reportedly went “hog wild” at the high-security building.
By
Joe Coscarelli
Mar. 17, 2014
City Councilmember Wants to Give Teens More Power Over Municipal Matters
What could go wrong?
By
Caroline Bankoff
kids today
Mar. 12, 2014
Fraternity Brothers’ SeaWorld Ice-Cream Burglary Goes Awry
Police ended their quest for animal pics.
By
Brendan O'Connor
kids today
Mar. 12, 2014
New Jersey Teen Who Sued Parents for Financial Support Gives Up the Dream
New Jersey’s Rachel Canning has returned home.
By
Caroline Bankoff
happy endings
Mar. 10, 2014
11-Year-Old Who Was Missing for 5 Days Concludes ‘It’s a Very Big World’
Kareem Granton was safely reunited with his family on Monday.
By
Caroline Bankoff
school daze
Jan. 27, 2014
4-Year-Old Wanders Out of School; No One Notices
After Avonte Oquendo, this does not look good.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Jan. 23, 2014
NYC Snow-Day Renegades All Skipped School Yesterday
Attendance was below 50 percent.
By
Joe Coscarelli
neighborhood news
Nov. 21, 2013
Brooklyn Bar Raises Drinking Age to 25
“Friday and Saturday night, it’s like animal town.”
By
Joe Coscarelli
terrible things
Nov. 20, 2013
The ‘Knockout’ Game, a.k.a. ‘Polarbearing,’ Is a Terrifying Teen Trend
The NYPD’s Hate Crimes Taskforce is investigating eight attacks on Brooklyn Jews.
By
Joe Coscarelli
smokin’!
Nov. 19, 2013
NYC Teens Have 180 Days to Buy As Many Cigarettes As They Can Afford
Bloomberg has raised the purchasing age to 21.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Nov. 13, 2013
Teen Girl Blames Weed Smoking on Bill de Blasio
It begins!
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Nov. 8, 2013
Young New Yorkers Don’t Have Dante de Blasio’s Back
They’re not helping in the Gracie vs. Park Slope debate.
By
Margaret Hartmann
kids today
Nov. 7, 2013
Brown University May Punish Students for Heckling Ray Kelly
For preventing the “basic exchange of ideas.”
By
Margaret Hartmann
higher learning
Oct. 11, 2013
Horace Mann Investigating ‘Hypercompetitive’ College-Admissions Sabotage
Someone sent a letter to schools hoping to screw up a senior’s chances.
By
Joe Coscarelli
live television
Sept. 11, 2013
Teenager Punctuates 9/11 Tribute With Plea to Obama for Peace
A 15-year-old spoke up during her time on the microphone.
By
Joe Coscarelli
fromentum
Sept. 10, 2013
Dante de Blasio Is Not Very Famous at His High School
His classmates are not feeling the #fromentum.
By
Joe Coscarelli
and
Nikita Richardson
happy things
Aug. 28, 2013
N.J. College Kids Pay During ‘Burglary’: Video
Not everything is the worst.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
July 3, 2013
Citi Bikes Are the New Stretch Limos
For prom!
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
June 25, 2013
Meet Jack Cahn, Stuyvesant High School’s Ambitious Al Gore–Tracy Flick Hybrid
The 17-year-old speaks on his battle for the class presidency.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
May 20, 2013
The Happiest LIRR Car Ever Will Make You Hate Everything
Electric Daisy Carnival happened in Queens.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
May 5, 2013
President Obama Begs Class of 2013 Not to Give Up on the Government
“I dare you to better.”
By
Caroline Bankoff
ink-stained wretches
May 2, 2013
New York
Times
Still Making the Same Old Williamsburg Hipster Jokes
Beards, ha-ha.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Apr. 30, 2013
Queens Students Oddly Thrilled About Vegetarian School Lunches
Really with these kids?
By
Adam Martin
kids today
Apr. 21, 2013
Teen Wears NRA Shirt to School, Gets Arrested
“I just don’t understand why this teacher reacted the way he did,” says his lawyer.
By
Margaret Hartmann
catfish
Mar. 4, 2013
NYPD Catfishing Would-be Teen Criminals
With pictures of attractive young girls.
By
Joe Coscarelli
bad ideas
Feb. 8, 2013
School Field Trip to Shooting Simulator Frowned Upon
Too soon.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Jan. 30, 2013
Handcuffed 7-Year-Old and Alleged Victim Battle It Out in the Tabloids
New York papers are really working the schoolyard beat.
By
Margaret Hartmann
kids today
Jan. 30, 2013
7-Year-Old Handcuffed and Interrogated Over $5
His family is suing for $250 million.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Jan. 29, 2013
Bragging About Nerf Guns at School No Longer Cool
A Bronx elementary school went on lockdown this morning.
By
Joe Coscarelli
crimes and misdemeanors
Jan. 18, 2013
Brooklyn Teen Prank-Called 911 More Than 400 Times
He was arrested this week.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Dec. 6, 2012
Bronx Gang Busted Discussing Crimes on Facebook and Instagram
The NYPD is really getting a hang of this social media stuff.
By
Joe Coscarelli
school daze
Dec. 4, 2012
Cooper Union Kids Occupy Clock Tower for Free Tuition
They could be up there for a while.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Nov. 20, 2012
New York
Times
Takes on Hipster Irony (Again)
The hipster-baiting author answers our questions.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Nov. 3, 2012
Sam Ryan Is the Hammiest Ryan Child
A “campaign spokesman in training,” according to his father.
By
Caroline Bankoff
kids today
Oct. 8, 2012
Candidates’ Response to Nickelodeon Election Special Is Surprisingly Childish
Kids are disappointed by the lack of substance.
By
Margaret Hartmann
early and often
Oct. 4, 2012
Stylish Downtown Debate Party Absorbs an Obama Loss
New York City’s hipster PAC drank through a “tough” night.
By
Joe Coscarelli
parenting
Oct. 3, 2012
Queens Girl One-Ups ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ T-Shirt With Mom’s Blessing
The 15-year-old has plenty of risqué shirts to deploy.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Oct. 3, 2012
Lying New Jersey Girl Comes Home Safe, Infamous
Sixteen-year-old Twitter celeb Kara Alongi has been found.
By
Joe Coscarelli
the internet
Oct. 2, 2012
Runaway Teen Twitter Celeb Probably in NYC
The missing 16-year-old from New Jersey took the train toward Penn Station.
By
Joe Coscarelli
the internet
Oct. 2, 2012
NYPD Upping Facebook Presence to Stalk Gangs
Social media is the new battleground.
By
Joe Coscarelli
ink-stained wretches
Sept. 27, 2012
NYT Quotes Fake Underage Drinkers at Cornell
They gave the reporter fake names because they’re probably underage.
By
Joe Coscarelli
crimes and misdemeanors
Sept. 19, 2012
Taking a DWI for Your Delinquent Boyfriend Is Totally Not Worth It
Just dump him.
By
Joe Coscarelli
crimes and misdemeanors
Sept. 13, 2012
Forty-nine Brooklyn Gang Members Arrested Thanks to Facebook Oversharing
Rivals friended each other and bragged about murders.
By
Joe Coscarelli
school daze
Sept. 10, 2012
Columbia Impostor Caught Faking Everything, Advocating Bus Over Subway
“Rhea Sen” is not an Ivy League freshman but a bizarre 26-year-old.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Sept. 9, 2012
Schumer Shares Kids’ Desire to Eat Candy-Colored Detergent Pods
“I don’t know why they make them look so delicious.”
By
Margaret Hartmann
the internet
Aug. 24, 2012
Political Daughter of the Day
Meanwhile, in Hawaii …
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Aug. 23, 2012
Brooklyn Parents Say What the Hell, Take Pre-Verbal Babies to French Class
The benefits must outweigh the shame.
By
Joe Coscarelli
kids today
Aug. 19, 2012
N.J. Teen Accused of Setting Fire to Home, Trying to Kill Her Entire Family
This definitely goes beyond teen angst.
By
Margaret Hartmann
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