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  1. the most important people in the world
    Now We Know Why A-Rod’s Been Working on His TanMadonna is taking him to Brazil.
  2. gossipmonger
    Madonna and A-Rod Seek Fortress of LoveSo no one will EVER see them coming in or out. Plus, speaking of coming out, Ashton Kutcher attends a deb ball, and Kate Moss comes clean about the lies and alibis. In the gossip roundup.
  3. gossipmonger
    Beckhams and Cruises Ride Horse Carriages TogetherYes, that cultlike chanting you heard from within those veiled surreys was the four of them. Then they served their kids milk. Goyische! In the post-tryptophan gossip roundup.
  4. imaginary conversations
    Madonna and A-Rod’s Imaginary ThanksgivingWe imagine what’s going on during the pop star and the slugger’s (separate) Miami holidays.
  5. gossipmonger
    Jessica Stam Is Having Boy TroubleWhich makes us feel, like, zero percent bad for her, because even people with alien-goddess faces need to deal with schlubs sometimes.
  6. A-Rod Will Carve Madonna’s BirdHe’s ditching his own kids to spend Turkey Day with her and hers! Plus, Michael Eisner’s daughter-in-law induced pregnancy to have the child before Thanksgiving … good planning! In the very thankful gossip roundup.
  7. gossipmonger
    Ivanka Trump and Georgina Bloomberg Duel for Most-Deluded TitleOne calls America a ‘meritocracy,’ the other says she’s ‘not rich.’ Girls? In the gossip roundup.
  8. all celebrities are friends with one another
    Madonna and Guy Ritchie Reach Divorce SettlementAnd it’s disappointingly amicable.
  9. Anna Wintour May Casually Cast Aside Wicked-Queen CrownSo someone said! Also, David Wright was attacked by cheesy cougars, and Tyra paid for Isis’s sex change. In the gossip roundup.
  10. gossipmonger
    Pete Wentz Envelops ‘Real World’ Kids in Warm Emo EmbraceBars in Brooklyn have shunned the cast members, so he lets them shoot at his East Village hangout. Plus, Meryl wants to do a Broadway show and Daniel Day-Lewis annoys. In Monday’s gossip roundup!
  11. love letters from great men
    The Poetry of Alexander RodriguezFound: A-Rod’s love poem to Madonna.
  12. gossipmonger
    A-Rod Has ‘the Heart of a Poet’He’s been writing Madonna love notes. Also gross: Raffaello Follieri is tormented by rat poop in prison, and Artie Lange spanked it eavesdropping on Christina Applegate. All in the gossip roundup!
  13. gossipmonger
    Madonna Insists on Kabbalah Water; Leighton Meester Prefers TequilaMadge’s divorce details and the antics of ‘Gossip Girl’ stars continue to amuse us in today’s gossip roundup.
  14. gossipmonger
    Hillary Buys Burberry and Eyes Secretary of State PostPlus, Laura Bush’s memoir will come out waaay before George’s because he’s so unpopular. In today’s gossip roundup.
  15. gossipmonger
    Madonna’s Mind Control Over Alex Rodriguez Is Nearly CompleteAlso, Steve Meisel kinda tricked Kate Winslet. And LiLo says she’s bi, but not lez. In Manic Monday’s mountain o’gossip!
  16. geriatric sex clowns
    Madonna’s Tour Halfway Over: Arrival in New York ImminentWe’ve already started doing butt crunches.
  17. gossipmonger
    SJP and Matthew’s Selfless Toiling Just Might Bag This Election for ObamaThey’re phone-banking madly, even eclipsed by the bright starlight of Lisa Loeb! Plus, Cindy goes berserk with presidential trivia. In the Election Day gossip roundup! Dish for democracy!
  18. gossipmonger
    Seinfelds Enable Madonna and A-Rod’s Unholy AllianceThey let the couple sneak off to their Hamptons place. Plus, Cameron Diaz thinks something lives in the TV, and other spooky, weird tidbits in the Halloween gossip roundup.
  19. love is a battlefield
    For Madonna and Guy, Sex Was a Spirit StickThe London ‘Sun’ claims to have found an interesting list of marriage rules that was posted in the Ritchie family house.
  20. imaginary conversations
    Imaginary Eavesdropping on Madonna and A-RodHonestly, don’t YOU wonder what they talk about?
  21. gossipmonger
    Scandalous Items Found in Mary-Louise Parker’s TrashUh, not really. Also, Lindsay loves Samantha but is still way into guys. In Monday’s gossip roundup.
  22. gossipmonger
    50 Cent and Bette Midler to Be in Same Place at Same TimeIsn’t that weird but kind of fun? They’re dedicating a city garden together! Also, Keira Knightley’s cowering in the DKNY store. In the Friday gossip roundup.
  23. gossipmonger
    Guy Is Furious With Madonna About Letting Rocco Wear the Yankees T-ShirtAnd also, before your day gets too crazy, you should probably know that Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. In the gossip roundup.
  24. gossipmonger
    Madonna Uses Son to Flash Coded A-Rod Message to West SideRocco wore a Yankees shirt at Chelsea Piers! Also, Chrissie Hynde says something cryptic about Obama. In your daily gossip multivitamin!
  25. gossipmonger
    Today in Gossip: Old Gals Go BananasElizabeth Taylor does tequila shots at the Abbey? Liz Smith compares Cindy Adams and Barbara Walters to Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus? Ian McKellen defaces Bibles? Shazam!
  26. vu.
    A-Rod Moving to 15 Central Park West to Be Near Madonna?It always comes down to the real estate, doesn’t it?
  27. gossipmonger
    Billy Joel Self-Pops Cherry for ObamaDid he REALLY have to put it that way? Plus, Tom and Gisele are probs getting married — awesome, you guys! In Monday’s gaggle o’ gossip.
  28. gossipmonger
    Neither Anti-Scientologists Nor Ben Brantley Exactly Boo Katie HolmesBut they WERE shouting her name at the opening last night, and Ben DID say she “italicizes” all her lines. Just sayin’. And also, of course, Madonna and Peter Cook, in the gossip round-up.
  29. gossipmonger
    Oh, Peter Cook. The Teen Sex Tape? Really?Poor ‘Page Six’ had to look at gross hard-core pictures of Christie Brinkley’s ex with his teenage girlfriend.
  30. the most important people in the world
    Madonna, Come Home! New York Will Nurse Your WoundsAs we learn more about the Madonna–Guy Ritchie divorce, we realize there’s only one solution. She needs to come back to New York.
  31. McCain Passed on the ‘W.’ Premiere and Wants a TelePrompTer for a Speech Meant to Be Short and FunnyPalin also passed on the premiere, which Oliver Stone said was too complex for her, anyway. And, of course, more Madonna news in the gossip roundup.
  32. celebrities
    Madonna Divorce ‘Shocker’!According to the London ‘Sun’ and the ‘Post,’ today’s the day the couple will confirm what everyone saw coming.
  33. gossipmonger
    Michelle Obama Welcome at Slave Ancestor’s Grave Owned by White Guy Who’s Also Related to Anderson CooperCan you process all that? Or believe how Rachael Ray’s gone from spunky to sulky, like, overnight? The gossip roundup will convince you.
  34. gossipmonger
    Peter Lied to Christie About Not Taking the Kids on a Single-Engine PlaneHe said he wouldn’t, but then he went ahead and did it, the crumbum. Also, Courtney Love’s friends think she needs a doorman. In the gossip roundup.
  35. gossipmonger
    Anti-Scientology People Are Going to Boo Katie Holmes Outside the Theater Next WeekAnd also Sarah Palin’s going to be on ‘SNL’ two weeks from Saturday. In the gossip roundup.
  36. gossipmonger
    Halle Berry Has Taken Responsibility for Her Own OrgasmsIt’s about time, Halle, you’re 42! Plus, it’s about the only non-dull news in today’s gossip roundup.
  37. gossipmonger
    Madonna and A-Rod Eat at Dos Caminos (But Deny It), Paterson and Bloomberg Eat in the BronxAlso, people are scared they’ll be kidnapped at Scary Spice’s marriage-vows renewal in Egypt. In today’s gossip roundup.
  38. gossipmonger
    The Clintons Deny Slacking on Obama Because He Wouldn’t Promise Hillary the SupremesBut that’s what people are saying! And isn’t Cindy Adams prescient? And more, in the gossip roundup.
  39. gossipmonger
    Ivana Trump Does NOT Fly Coach. Not If She Can Whine Her Way Out of ItPlus, did you know Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey are dating? We are freaked out, like eight months too late.
  40. gossipmonger
    Fat Joe Faces Off Against Daddy Yankee Over McCain SupportCould we have our first reggaeton political debate? And how early is too early for news about Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear? It’s all in your coffee-and-croissant gossip roundup!
  41. early and often
    John McCain’s ‘Rebuttal’ to Madonna’s Concert Videos Makes Our Heads ExplodeJohn McCain, the presidential candidate who thinks that Obama has no political weight because he is a ‘celebrity,’ sees fit to respond to vague criticism from a sensationalist pop star.
  42. in other news
    Only People on Madonna’s Payroll Would Sit Through Her 50th-Birthday PartySo that’s why no other celebrities attended! But at least Guy Ritchie was there. And, um, her children. And David Blaine…
  43. gossipmonger
    Jake Gyllenhaal Once Peed on Someone’s LegThe actor shares his tried-and-true method for how to cure a jellyfish sting. Plus, a Stroke moves to Brooklyn, and Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan continue to move among various restaurants, in today’s gossip roundup.
  44. photo op
    Why Didn’t Anyone Run These Recent Photos of Madonna Looking Normal?After the hubbub last week about a round of paparazzi photos that made the singer look gaunt and battered, we can’t understand why this latest group of shots didn’t make a splash.
  45. gossipmonger
    Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick Caught Nearly Touching in Public!The pair were spotted at a crowded concert — standing right next to each other! Plus, Lindsay Lohan trapped in the Bowery Hotel with Samantha Ronson, Guy Oseary selling another Madonna book, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
  46. in other news
    ‘Page Six’ Tells Us Opposing Tales About Madonna and Christopher CicconeAnd on the same day, no less! And you stopped buying the ‘Post’ on the weekends.
  47. photo op
    With Madonna’s Support, A-Rod Vogues on FieldA-Rod strikes a pose in the on-deck circle at Fenway Park.
  48. in other news
    Who’s Vivi Nevo?We’re still not totally sure, but it sure is fun to say his name.
  49. in other news
    Madonna Melting Down?A month of bad headlines about her brother’s book and her friendship with A-Rod is finally getting her down.
  50. sex diaries
    The Heartbroken Summer U.N. InternA week in the sex life of a cute, young thing missing her ex.
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