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Why They Hate Us
why they hate us
Oct. 17, 2012
Why They Hate Us, Part XXVI Someone bought a twenty-year-old tub of “McJordan BBQ Sauce” for $10,000.
terrorists of the sky
Sept. 14, 2011
terrorists of the sky
Aug. 3, 2011
The Flewgitive Returns to Captivity Our minutes of terror are finally over.
terrorists of the sky
Aug. 2, 2011
why they hate us
June 29, 2011
terrorists of the sky
June 1, 2011
why they hate us
Apr. 2, 2011
your move robots
Mar. 3, 2011
why they hate us
Oct. 5, 2010
why they hate us
Aug. 10, 2010
why they hate us
July 27, 2010
Mayor Bloomberg on Geese: It’s Us Versus Them The mayor is drawing a line in the sand here: Sticky’s on one side, the human race is on the other.
why they hate us
July 23, 2010
why they hate us
July 12, 2010
Well, There Goes Sticky. Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
why they hate us
June 21, 2010
neighborhood news
June 18, 2010
Sticky, the Prospect Park Goose, Soon Won’t Be Able to Escape The city will wait until he molts, at which point they will try to remove the arrow from his neck. So they say.
neighborhood news
June 17, 2010
Prospect Park Goose Maybe Just a Total Badass Goose is way less bothered about the arrow in his neck than humans who are chasing him.
why they hate us
June 17, 2010
Killer Bird in a Basket Look at this adorable, fluffy, RAPTOR.
why they hate us
May 25, 2010
Pigeon-Kidnapping Spree Hits New York Someone noticed that the birds have been going missing.
why they hate us
May 3, 2010
why they hate us
Mar. 12, 2010
‘Mad Emu’ Attacks Texas Policemen Have you ever seen an angry emu? It is not a pretty sight.
why they hate us
Feb. 10, 2010
why they hate us
Feb. 9, 2010
Wild Chickens Take Over Bronx Highway That’s right, wild chickens. And they roost in TREES.
miracle on the hudson
Jan. 15, 2010
animanhattan
Dec. 30, 2009
Connecticut Won’t Press Charges Against Chimp Owner Sandra Herold, the Connecticut woman whose pet chimpanzee, Travis, attacked her friend, is off the hook in at least one respect.
the avian menace
Nov. 18, 2009
animanhattan
Nov. 12, 2009
choices we’ll never actually have to make
Oct. 8, 2009
On the Matter of the Micro-Piglets They just might make the perfect pet. Or will they turn on you? They’re so cute; we’re so torn.
monkeys are just like us only hairier and more ruthless
Sept. 24, 2009
Never Let a Monkey See You Sweat How not to be terrorized by monkeys, should you come into contact with them.
the third terminator
Sept. 2, 2009
why they hate us
July 30, 2009
Central Park Accident Proves Trees Are Out to Get Us One of New York’s brightest is in critical condition because he was attacked by some local flora.
why they hate us
July 14, 2009
Monster Shark Tries to Attack Long Island, Fails A 24-foot-long sea beast beached itself on a Long Island shore earlier today. Humans were only mildly thwacked.
why they hate us
July 8, 2009
Even Turtles Have Turned Against Us! Mourning the loss of thousands of Canadian geese, a pack of wild turtles occupied a runway at JFK today. (No, seriously.)
why they hate us
June 30, 2009
Birds Counterattack After City-Sponsored Slaughter It’s just like Obama says — if you punish suspects without a fair trial, you’re just going to breed more terrorism.
terrorists of the sky
June 17, 2009
why they hate us
June 11, 2009
City Planning Massive Goose Genocide This was not what we meant when we urged the government to take action.
nature’s terrorists
June 10, 2009
why they hate us
June 5, 2009
Chimps Living as Humans Are Actually an American Tradition The ‘Times’ tells us a sweet story about a man reconnecting with a childhood pet-sister.
animanhattan
June 2, 2009
why they hate us
May 20, 2009
Toilets of Terror An incident at Citi Field sheds light on the commode’s dark history.
miracle on the hudson
May 14, 2009
Eerie New Photos From the ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ Removal of the wreckage provides a sobering reminder of just how dangerous birds can be.
the war against nature
Apr. 17, 2009
Birds Set Beady Eyes on Electrical System, Plunging Parts of City Into Darkness, Chaos An explosive piece in today’s New York ‘Times’ reminds us of the true threat facing America.
nature’s terrorists
Apr. 15, 2009
terrorists of the sky
Mar. 19, 2009
Finally, We Are Winning the War on Terror According to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in “significant decline.”
why they hate us
Mar. 10, 2009
Chimps Stockpiling Weapons, Planning Attacks Chilling news: Chimps are planning attacks in advance.
why they hate us
Feb. 17, 2009
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